Former Baseball Player Aubrey Huff Roasted For Model Requirements For New 'Alpha American Apparel' Line

Former decent baseball player and current conservative Twitter presence Aubrey Huff is getting roasted on Twitter after posting the model requirements for his new clothing brand, "Alpha American Apparel."

Now hiring help for my new apparel line. Must meet this criteria:

1. Must be pro America.

2. Must be female.

4. Must be fit, & hot.

5. Must be smart.

6. Must be at least a C-cup.

7. Must make lunch.

8. Must live in the San Diego area. https://t.co/hyuA9SNa6x

— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) May 17, 2021

The requirements listed by Huff certainly raised a few eyebrows as people imagined the type of work environment Huff's criteria might foster. The idea of a gaggle of hot conservative women with big chests making Huff lunch led people to think Huff was not looking for an employee so much as he was the type of relationship that would ultimately lead to a sexual harassment lawsuit.

If I’m 44 years old tweeting about how I need a hot girl with big boobs to make me lunch please track me down and end my suffering https://t.co/llicDDfmCM pic.twitter.com/VTKzlMLPK1

— JLE (@Jak_erz) May 18, 2021

This is a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen https://t.co/iIbaRTVr2Y

— Dan Linds (@LtRevDan) May 18, 2021

Aubrey Huff, going for the rare Employer Sexual Harassment charge before even having employees.
Talent can't be chained, folks.

— Definitely not Q why would you even think that (@Peezkyweezky) May 18, 2021

Others pointed out that while Huff says there are 8 requirements, there are actually 7, as he neglected to include requirement number 3.

I am just left pondering what sort of hellish requirement was in bullet # 3 – that it actually had to be deleted from the list. https://t.co/PxcoFoou0l

— Bee Gutjahr (@pixiemenace) May 18, 2021

This MF said 1 2 4 5. Lol https://t.co/4xIUq9MYUj

— Helluva Bottom Carter (@nicju) May 18, 2021

3. Must be open to innovative, non-consecutive numbering https://t.co/g8yOhlZ97d

— Laura Lorson (@prairielaura) May 18, 2021

Looking at Huff's clothing line, it's difficult to imagine many women wearing the shirts Huff has designed, such as the shirt that says "Ban Participation Trophies," the one that says "Alphas Don't Kneel," and least of all this one:

Huff is divorced and tweets about it a lot.