Internet Takes Turns Dunking On John Cornyn's Pathetic Meat

The grand tradition of dunking on Republican's food continued over the Christmas holiday when Senator John Cornyn of Texas posted a picture of some meat that appeared to be slathered with tomato paste or jar sauce.

Brisket family tradition pic.twitter.com/VbJry2rcfZ

— Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) December 25, 2020

Cornyn is not America's favorite person at the moment, as Congress struggles to pass a COVID-19 bill that will give Americans a $600 stimulus check that many think is paltry in comparison to what is necessary, so the barbs came in hot, short and to the point.

looks like shit

— jordan (@JordanUhl) December 25, 2020

I honestly thought this was like… the one thing you’d be good at

— Erin Auld Lang Ryane (@morninggloria) December 25, 2020

Looks really bad.

— Presidant of Hei Network (@timheidecker) December 25, 2020

This is absolutely horrifying, wtf is wrong with you?

— Respectable Lawyer (@RespectableLaw) December 25, 2020

There were also plenty of people who took the opportunity to remind Cornyn that Americans were suffering while he committed crimes against meat.

I love it when people are starving & about to be evicted these fucking Republicans post their family feast

— Christopher Eagle (@eagle4congress) December 25, 2020

How many of your constituents are cold, hungry and homeless? How many of your constituents have no family to celebrate a family tradition with this year because you failed them with your response to the pandemic? How many of your constituents have empty chairs and hearts?

— Danielle Candela (@DanielleCandela) December 25, 2020

Cornyn eventually had to respond to the haters, trying to say he loves "all kinds of briskets" in a kumbaya attempt nobody was buying.

For the sensitive types out there, there are many ways to prepare brisket, and I love them all. This recipe calls for 3 1/2 hours in the oven; refrigerate then trim all visible fat; cut into slices; then another 1 1/2 hours in the oven. Fork tender! Home made barbecue sauce, 2. https://t.co/pWRQB0IgJX

— Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) December 26, 2020

I can’t get past “trim all the fat then cook for 1 1/2 hrs more”….is the goal to have shoe leather? Hate to break it to ol Johnny, but all the flavor & moisture in meat comes from the “fat”.
His recipe is an abomination.

— Sparkly Savage Bear (@nancyann1968) December 26, 2020

Better luck (and brisket) next year, John.