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"I know God, Ernie. God is a can of gas and a book of matches. With those two things you can create, and destroy. Save life, or take it. People have always had to suffer before they recieved God's mercy, Ernie. You can pray for them, but sometimes the best way to help is to get all of their suffering out of the way." "Bert? I-l don't know what to say. You burned those kids, Bert!'" "I'm not burning people, Ernie. I just bring them closer to God."

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Inside the Mind of a Psychopath


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After Shrek 5 getting delayed when Vailskibum announced on YouTube. Ernie prepares to smash every minion's skull with his baseball bat. Ernie then prepares to manslaughter the person who thought delaying Shrek 5 so Minions 3 can take over was a good idea to upset Shrek fans as Ernie prepares to yell "F--- YOU!!!" at the person and commit manslaughter so Ernie deletes Minions 3 from the universe. Soon, Ernie will be a supreme leader of Sesame Street for attacking Minions for delaying Shrek 5 for a third Minions movie imgflip.com
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Uploaded Nov 15, 2015 at 03:59PM EST

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