>Were Number One!
>Were
>Not "We Are"
So close.

Reaper is backstabbing scum. Widowmaker is French. Sombra is stealthy and sabotages the enemy team's machinery via making them malfunction.

They're all trying to imitate Robbie Rotten, here.

You know who else is French, stealthy backstabbing scum that sabotages the enemy team's machinery via making them malfunction, and is a Hell of a lot better at imitating Robbie Rotten?

MY MOM!

(…What? You weren't expecting me to say "my Mom?" Well, who did you expect? Sportaflop?)