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Anon works in a family restaurant | /r/Greentext
![File: image.jpg (63 KB, 612x408) gettyimages correctly because white people lol ☐ Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 14:42:53 No.78517526 >work at a mexican restaurant with my dad >whitest family known to man walks in and starts ordering >can't pronounce s--- >go to my dad in the kitchen and tell him to go easy on the spices >bring food out and family starts grubbin >the little kid starts crying like a mf >his dad says "oh come on billy the chicken isn't that hot" >he takes a bite and then starts howling like a dog >"OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS" >face is bright red, visibly pouring sweat, steam popping out of ears like a f------ cartoon >could have sworn I heard train whistles >same thing with the mom >whole family is making a scene, screaming, asking for water kicking the floor, and hitting the table like a bunch of lunatics >they tell I poisoned them while coughing and sweating >leave without paying, still making a scene on the way out >"YOU DAMN MEXICANS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS" >ask dad what he put in their chicken >"salt, pepper, and lemon"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/885/047/ac6.jpeg)
![File: image.jpg (63 KB, 612x408) gettyimages correctly because white people lol ☐ Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 14:42:53 No.78517526 >work at a mexican restaurant with my dad >whitest family known to man walks in and starts ordering >can't pronounce s--- >go to my dad in the kitchen and tell him to go easy on the spices >bring food out and family starts grubbin >the little kid starts crying like a mf >his dad says "oh come on billy the chicken isn't that hot" >he takes a bite and then starts howling like a dog >"OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS" >face is bright red, visibly pouring sweat, steam popping out of ears like a f------ cartoon >could have sworn I heard train whistles >same thing with the mom >whole family is making a scene, screaming, asking for water kicking the floor, and hitting the table like a bunch of lunatics >they tell I poisoned them while coughing and sweating >leave without paying, still making a scene on the way out >"YOU DAMN MEXICANS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS" >ask dad what he put in their chicken >"salt, pepper, and lemon"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/885/047/ac6.jpeg)
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The tale of Anon and His Finnish Online friend | /r/Greentext
![File: IMG_2170.jpg (206 KB, 750x671) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 04:59:19 No.78516944 [Reply] >>78516956 >>78516984 >be americano >met cute finnish girl on instagram >chat for a little then moved on >years passed >we're chatting again and she sent me her snap >played among us and gamed with her daily >note this was in 2020 >decided to cut ties because of our geographic locations >"femanon maybe it's time to let all of this go" >by this point she was already into me >she wasn't having it and sent a video of herself crying + sl*tting her wrist >W-- >blocked her on all socials not sure if i made the right decision to this day but i was scared anons. Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)05:01:45 No.78516956 >>78516944 (OP) i won't pretend being a discord with all of you is the same thing and fro i don't know what that's like but your greentext is just, lo a woman Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)05:06:35 No.78516984 >>78516944 (OP) Yes if this is not fake. Why didn't you try to meet up with her at one point? A flight to finland only costs like $1500 back and forth. Or are you a neet who has no money?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/885/046/0e1.png)
![File: IMG_2170.jpg (206 KB, 750x671) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 04:59:19 No.78516944 [Reply] >>78516956 >>78516984 >be americano >met cute finnish girl on instagram >chat for a little then moved on >years passed >we're chatting again and she sent me her snap >played among us and gamed with her daily >note this was in 2020 >decided to cut ties because of our geographic locations >"femanon maybe it's time to let all of this go" >by this point she was already into me >she wasn't having it and sent a video of herself crying + sl*tting her wrist >W-- >blocked her on all socials not sure if i made the right decision to this day but i was scared anons. Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)05:01:45 No.78516956 >>78516944 (OP) i won't pretend being a discord with all of you is the same thing and fro i don't know what that's like but your greentext is just, lo a woman Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)05:06:35 No.78516984 >>78516944 (OP) Yes if this is not fake. Why didn't you try to meet up with her at one point? A flight to finland only costs like $1500 back and forth. Or are you a neet who has no money?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/885/046/0e1.png)
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Anon works at a liquor store | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for I'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/885/045/917.png)
![Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for I'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/885/045/917.png)
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Anon digs too deep | /r/Greentext
![1469773231552.jpg 101 KB JPG The interdimensional reptilian shapeshifting CIA mantids are causing Al mossad deepfake false flags by masonic predictive program hydroxychloroquine weather manipulation Monsanto fluoride trails to distract moloch crisis actors from the fact that fake news aliens are hollow and that the sandy hook landing never happened so (((they))) can continue to use CERN vaccines to harvest gangstalker jesuit adrenochrome from our kali yuga Covid-19 pineal glands for chinese nanochip astral projection remotely through demonic V2K 5G technology from the black cube HAARP hexagon on top of Satan](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/885/044/0e3.png)
![1469773231552.jpg 101 KB JPG The interdimensional reptilian shapeshifting CIA mantids are causing Al mossad deepfake false flags by masonic predictive program hydroxychloroquine weather manipulation Monsanto fluoride trails to distract moloch crisis actors from the fact that fake news aliens are hollow and that the sandy hook landing never happened so (((they))) can continue to use CERN vaccines to harvest gangstalker jesuit adrenochrome from our kali yuga Covid-19 pineal glands for chinese nanochip astral projection remotely through demonic V2K 5G technology from the black cube HAARP hexagon on top of Satan](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/885/044/0e3.png)
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feels like being watched by everyone | /r/memes
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priority first! | /r/wholesomememes
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No more human rights for you | /r/dankmemes
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Is it a sith power? | History Memes
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Fire in the Hole
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That's how it became a national dish | History Memes
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Making a meme out of every line in the phantom menace. Part 645 | /r/PrequelMemes
!["Making a meme out of every line in the TPM" to me (u/Puzzleheaded_Step468) years from now with 20% not done: u/mighty_issac Master, Annie, you are my maker, and I wish you well. However, I should prefer it if I were a little more... completed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/885/036/f0d.jpeg)
!["Making a meme out of every line in the TPM" to me (u/Puzzleheaded_Step468) years from now with 20% not done: u/mighty_issac Master, Annie, you are my maker, and I wish you well. However, I should prefer it if I were a little more... completed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/885/036/f0d.jpeg)
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Oh, behave. | /r/PrequelMemes
![Partner: When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa. Me: *stabbed with a lightsaber whilst being kissed by Ventress* GLLY EXPED](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/885/035/285.jpeg)
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Short review | /r/memes
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my grass is green enough | /r/wholesomememes
![Anonymous 05/03/20(Sun)02:14:55 No.15257668 113 KB JPG novel >At the age of 24 Neitzsche became the chair of Classical Philology at the University of Basel >At the age of 25 Goethe was already famous among literary circles and published his first >At the age of 18 Pascal invented a calculator >At the age of 26 Schopenhauer began writing his magnum opus What have you accomplished so far? Anonymous 05/03/20(Sun)02:48:32 No.15257906 I'm happy 64 KB JPG >>15257924 # >>15258071 # >>15258080 # >>15258111 # >>15258114 # >>15258122 # >>15258504 # >>15258801 # >>15260083 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/885/033/165.png)
![Anonymous 05/03/20(Sun)02:14:55 No.15257668 113 KB JPG novel >At the age of 24 Neitzsche became the chair of Classical Philology at the University of Basel >At the age of 25 Goethe was already famous among literary circles and published his first >At the age of 18 Pascal invented a calculator >At the age of 26 Schopenhauer began writing his magnum opus What have you accomplished so far? Anonymous 05/03/20(Sun)02:48:32 No.15257906 I'm happy 64 KB JPG >>15257924 # >>15258071 # >>15258080 # >>15258111 # >>15258114 # >>15258122 # >>15258504 # >>15258801 # >>15260083 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/885/033/165.png)
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Disney is Evil | /r/dankmemes
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icosahedron vs lemon
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Thour 🍋
"[ Mad Mew Mew ] A'ight you get ONE pin up."
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