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I Won't Live in the Longhouse!


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SIEGE @6iege The most interesting thing about the Barbie movie is Ken's bloodless revolt against the Longhouse. You are Ryan Gosling, Gosling is Ken, Ken is Prometheus, and perhaps you are too. Let's take a look at the parallels between Ken's world and ours... 11:34 am - 24 Jul 2023 527.4K Views 753 Retweets 201 Quotes 5,717 Likes 2,031 Bookmarks SIEGE @6iege - 24 Jul Ken is you. He is an exaggerated western man in the 21st century. Anxious, confused, chasing women who don't care about him. Lomez @L0m3z - 22 Jul Exit from the Longhouse He exits the Longhouse and discovers his own will-to-power. Like you, he decides to bring this knowledge back to his fellow men. 5 Q4 Misheru Katorin @MKatorin - 22 Jul Another one to add to the list. @MKatorin My favorite character archetype is the character that was meant to be a right wing strawman/parody but ends up being so endearing and positively received that the right claims them. Tweet vertalen SIEGE @6iege - 24 Jul Listen to me- this is Ryan Gosling here. He has been the most celebrated avatar of outcast men in our society for years. Ken is the exaggerated antagonist turned hero. O 1 27 USIC VIDEO 2 Q 3 SIEGE @6iege. 24 Jul If you haven't seen it, Gosling finds himself portraying Ken, a doll designed to vie for Barbie's love and affection, for eternity. An all too modern bugman in a gynocentric world. This reveals everything you need to know about what women think they are "owed" from men. twitter.com/CristusVictor/... 41 1 33 ▲ REMNANT. @remnantposting - 21 Jul Gerwig thought she was making incisive social commentary by creating a Barbie Land where men have no social worth and get tired of that when this is just the world WE actually live in. 1 17 22 SIEGE @6iege - 24 Jul Except he's not alone. Gosling is surrounded by other Kens, all of which have the same sole goal: get Barbie's attention. Q 1 Like crabs in a bucket the Kens are constantly pulling each other down in an effort to impress her. An all too familiar sight. t 13 I think O 2 t 20 3 1 24 Lunkhead 2 SIEGE @6iege - 24 Jul Like the Longhouse, Barbie Land is filled with houses with no walls and no concept of privacy. Sexual activity is limited in the real life Longhouse for these reasons, but it's made impossible in Barbie Land because as dolls they have no genitals or any concept of sex. 1 31 UUS SIEGE @6iege - 24 Jul When Barbie weird, ugly 1 21 you already youtube.com Barbie Music Video - Just Ken (2023) Check out the new Music Video for Barbie starring Ryan Gosling! Buy Tickets to Barbie: ... 1,044 SIEGE @6iege - 24 Jul Ken starts off as the feminist's ideal man. A totally subservient man with a desire for Barbie that is not even sexual, it's just programming. He does not know why he wants to sleep over, he just knows it's something he should want. ❤ 880 t 51 know SIEGE @6iege. While this men every lectures on ♡ 740 SIEGE @6iege - 24 Jul try to usurp The weird Barbies feminist women with talking points. Kens, they engage in polyamourous other once again. 1 25 SIEGE @6iege - 24 Jul This all changes when Ken has an opportunity to leave the longhouse for a taste of the exaggerated patriarchal real-world. When he landed than Q 1 Ken is immediately inspired by the achievements of the Faustian man. He develops a fascination with horses, high IQ professions, and feeling respected. Q 1 Kendom Nationalist @moogoesmoo · 22 Jul When the Barbies became brainwashed after the Kendom was established, it wasn't brainwashing; it was actually liberation. was a free complementarian society, Barbie Land was an The Kendom oppressive matriarchy. he dream it, he shared t 16 662 "RIDE NOW, RIDE FOR RUIN, SIEGE @6iege - 24 Jul Rather than stay in a world where men are obviously better off, Ken decides to RETURN. Like a Prometheus, Ken brings the fire of will-to- power back to the other Kens. Men who he was competing with just days before, who he was long pitted against in the longhouse. 147 men Q 5 864 The right way to interpret the Barbie as our tragic tragedy, with Ken birth, unparalleled vision vitality is hindered by his twitter.com/thelaurenchen/... SIEGE Ken doesn't just exit ♡ 732 ✔ @Antweegonus - 20 Jul learned SIEGE @6iege - 24 Jul Ken brings these ideas back to Barbie Land and not only do the Kens love it, but the Barbies love it too. @6iege - 24 Jul 626 ♡ 819 t 41 Q and will, fatal is clearly day in real feminist Barbie real divide between men, bugmen, women 1 21 653 SIEGE @6iege - 24 Jul Ken's desire for Barbie brought him to above the mass of Kens that pushed Haphios @haphios - 23 Jul 704 flaw: 24 Jul a fantasy, Ken's exit life. Just as young talking-points. AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!" 1,005 ₁60.8K Barbies returns, she discovers the only resistance to Kendom is the and Alan, the androgynous Michael Cera. these people are in your reality. ₁29.7K who ❤ ₁56.1K 751 51.1K the knowledge to ₁32.3K of a world BETTER ↑ ılı 32.4K the edge, him take 629 get to 852 28.1K Kendom by literally brainwashing the other In order to break up the unity of the activity to the Kens jealous of each 29.1K 27.8K movie is as would-be Übermensch of high hero: a whose noble pursuit of strength and of women desiring the approval from the Longhouse happens to women than change 39.1K ↑ a Shakespearean ↑ is an exaggeration of and feminists today. ılıl 22.7K ‚↑. 36.1K are subjected to long this but the leap. ↑ the longhouse, he returns to burn it down. ↑ his own, his reality forever. ₁22.5K ↑ and rather 34.3K ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ it was his desire to rise very ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑
Last Things @LastThings4 “There's a longhouse right behind me, isn't there?"
Rægenhere @realRaegenhere >make feminist Barbie movie >messaging about le oppressive patriarchy >patriarchy comes out looking based >ken steals the show from Barbie >feminist movie becomes about man's heroic struggle against the longhouse manu @yonoexiste i'm sorry but the way he's getting more praise than all the women in it is starting to piss me off Film Updates @FilmUpdates - Jul 21 Variety predicts Ryan Gosling will be nominated for Best Supporting Actor at the 2024 Oscars for #Barbie B bit.ly/44VrOWc 11:52 AM - Jul 22, 2023 -8,358 Views 35 Retweets 4 Quotes 335 Likes 2 Bookmarks 11:20 AM. Jul 24, 2023 355.7K Views
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Uploaded Jul 25, 2023 at 12:16PM EDT

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