Notes:

I'm sure many of you that played the PC game "Richard Scarry's Busytown" (it doesn't matter if it's the 1993 MS-DOS original or the 1999 remake) will remember how Dr. Diane's answer to every sore spot on her elephant patient was to put a bandage on it. (It's especially repetitive in the MS-DOS version with the way she says "I'll put a bandage on it!" every time.) But what if you had an even worse problem? How did Dr. Diane manage to get her medical degree anyway?
This was also made to honor the 30th anniversary of this PC game I played during my childhood.