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CATACHAN JUNGLE FIGHTER GF "WHOA There hotstuff, unless you want a permanent piggyback ride, don't go past that treeline" Knows 31 ways to make a trip mine Likes 'Gardening', though it involves a lot less dirt and more demo-charges and tripwires "HA! Bitches like that wouldn' last a day down where I'm from" Not many By the time the enemy made it through, and their screaming stopped, half their platoon was dead with the other half wounded and running BIG Personality people would "Huh-You want me to show yah how to set traps? Hmm alright, Very good at tying knots. She gave you a weird smile while making a two column tie- It's a date Shortstack~" Her bicep is almost the size of your head Started flirting with you from the get go and muscles 6'10" "You ever hear the joke about wrestling a lictor? Hehe~" Loud, Obnoxious, Macho, and Loves you to Death Sharpens her Catachan Fang daily It cut through a Nyd's carapace like rations Had twelve other sisters and brothers "JOHNY QUIT WHINING!!! You got another arm yah Damn P----" "Think I gotta sister rollin around somewhere- Oh but my last bother screwed around with a Barking Toad. Karkin idiot-" "Miss 'em? Nah, just the way it is" Emphasis on 'Had' Seems more desensitized to death than normal guardsmen- Noticed you've been more tired than usual "Nobody picks on them accept me..." She's never looked so serious- It's been a week and you haven't seen them- "That Commissar givin' you a hard time Babe? Don't worry bout 'em" You've heard rumors about Catachan and Commissars but they were just rumors right- "Hmm? Hah- I dunno Baby~ Probably got their tight ass lost or something" "Sly Marbo? Oh yeah, my Dad? Hehe good luck when you meet him~" You almost fainted "Holy- HA Babe I'm kidding!" Refuses to wear a flak vest II "Armor? That s---'s for people who think their gonna get hit! HA" Noticed you fiddling with your body armor after she said that- .but you keep yours on, can't let that pretty skin of yours get marked up like mine~" Definitely a pyromaniac Its kinda hot though- "... hehe fire pretty..." ΤΟ "Pfft- See sum'thin yah Like little thing~?" Claims she once wrestled a Grox and fed her whole squad Lets you work out with her, though she makes it hard to focus sometimes "Ever had a Grox Burger? No? HA! Explains why your fun sized~" Picks on your height, she thinks you're cute "C'mon, Five more!!!" Its not that you don't believe she couldn't- you just don't believe a single Grox could feed a whole squad of Catachan "I'll treat you to one sometime~" Likes climbing trees with you "Wait- Are you scared of Heights!? HAHAHA Awwww~!" Ties up sleeping bags in the canopies so the two of you can stargaze in the treetops even if she has to carry you up them on her back sometimes "Haha- No no, I think that's adorable~ Just hang on to me Shortie" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Set three forests on fire in a day, says her personal record is five Loves the smell of burning promethium "Hey Babe!!! Get the rations while the fire's still hot!" Her squad lets you eat with them "Are we to close or- Is something else turning you as red as a Blood Wasp~? Likes her's well done or rare, no in between Insists you sit in her lap by the fire. Has more scars than you "You think they're pretty... have days of active duty You think you broke her I uh-uhm ….. uuhhh"

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