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r/smartschoolboy9-20 hr. ago Hot Supermarket 9970 NSFW Proof that smartschoolboy9 has been dressing as a schoolboy since the 90's and proof that he's had cops called on him Information https://groups.google.com/g/uk.local.yorkshire/c/v6zmBpUeQSc/m/g8loy081frAJ?pli=1 https://groups.google.com/g/uk.local.yorkshire/c/v6zmBoUeQSc/m/g8loy081frAJ?pli=1 This is an archive of a usenet post from 1999. It describes SSB going to the local tesco and doing his usual antics. Also, proof that the cops have been called on him before, so they know who he is. Tesco's "Free-kshow" (Doncaster). 44 views Don E. Lad to Anyone who's been into the North Bridge (Doncaster) Tesco's, on a week-day evening regularly, will know what I'm talking about! At first, many months ago, I thought that it was just a "released into community care" wierdo, with a severe skin-complaint. However last week, whilst working on the town-centre lighting, I saw "it" without it's charcoal & blusher combination face covering, n-----style permed ginger hair, EMBARASSINGLY too small (half-mast,circulation-stopping) schoolboys uniform &, ridiculously high, girl's platform shoes. "It was stood (without make-up) outside the Christchurch Gents toilets for hours on end. I saw police TWICE asking it to move on (without arresting it!)....& it continued to frequent the toilets. A couple of weeks ago me & the missus were going through the the next check-out, from this freak. As usual, most of the staff were taking their breaks early "to see the show" (security guards falling apart with laughter) , & we heard the elderly female cashier ask it (whilst blatantly struggling to keep a straight face!) "Do you have a Clubcard?". It replied, VERY seriously....... Of course not, I'm only thirteen". I found out from another Tesco's employee that "it" gives the same reply to that question, every time. The guy is about 30 years old & over 6feet tall (platform shoes included) !............& apparantly a locally well-known "rent-boy". The other comical thing is that "it" appears to have VERY tight rubber bands around it's clothes....making it look a bit like a trussed-up turkey. WIERD !!! In short...... it's like... Monty Python meets Quentin Crisp meets Just William meets (a very poor attempt at) the Black'n'white minstrel show

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Salmon Youth Centre @salmonyouth Follow Look at this lovely handwritten card we received in the post this week from Stefanie, an 11-year- old girl living in #Doncaster! It's great to hear Salmon's work is resonating with young people everywhere - not just in #Bermondsey! #youthwork #youngpeople #makingadifference Hi to everyone at the £10 Salman Youth Centre donation my name is I'm age eleven rocd Stefanie, mixed rud doce in Lond I'm in Year Seven here is a Picture of me with some of my art included! at school I read I've just got to write because work you do and so about the cool I've written a poem for you (exclosed) And im donating £10 (also enclosed one example of your really good work I read above Toshawn Morgan. Wow like, he went to loads of diffrent schools and was completely misunderstood and everything potential and now he's That is goe leadership brilliant I'm hoping I don't get into any fightr at my school (Year Seven) here in picture is me and the 3000 awesome heels we girls are allowed J So delighted and excited And it's nice SCHOOL KASH Oye for now stofane to write Best wisher to you Stefanie A 18:48 - 17/09/2018

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Salad Fingers (Davi... davidfirth66 9:38 AM Hello Mr.Firth. I just wanted to ask a question because I know you're from Doncaster and this info could help and investigation going on. Have you ever heard of a "David Walter alter"? Also known as the "clown monkey man" by some? He dressed up as a schoolboy, painted his face, and would walk around town centre blowing raspberries and making strange noises at people. He would also follow children around in the area. 12:02 PM Yeah I think I remember him walking around town in the late 90s or early 2000s when I was at Hall Cross school. He never approached me though. Is that all the details you remember? Thank you for responding. If we are talking about the same person he was a dark skinned guy who would wear really sloppily applied make up. Like just a bunch of white and red makeup/ facepaint. Like it was just smeared across his face. I remember him wearing a white shirt and a school tie and had a strange posture, or walked quite leaned forwards. He was quite tall and walked very fast. He seemed startled, looking all around quite paranoid. Probably walked past me a couple of times near Hall Cross school at that end of town. That's all I remember. I'd say 1999-2001. TFW O 5:01 PM Salad Fingers (Davi... davidfirth66 TFW ☐ < Ah ok thank you. Just know that your contribution has been a huge help in all this. I'm currently asking other people from Doncaster if they have any info on the weirdo. Thank you. Also if you're ever curious the man goes by smartschoolboy9 now and there's some videos about him on YouTube. Pretty creepy stuff. Does anyone have a picture of him? Message... ☑ ④+ 5:01 PM Salad Fingers (Davi... davidfirth66 Yeah that looks like him. His makeup has gotten neater. At the time there was a rumour that the nearby mental hospital closed down and they released everyone onto the streets because he was just one of many crazy people on the streets of Doncaster. Little did you guys know what he was really up to. You wouldn't happen to know anyone else that would know anything about him? I'm not sure how long you lived there or if you still do. It has been over 20 years so I'd understand if you didn't. nah. I'm surprised I remember to be honest. О Ah alright. Thanks for everything. Hopefully we can lock this a------ up. Idk though because I've heard London police are useless.... Message...

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Proper Fo At playtime, I'm sometimes running about (in my really cool, heeled footwear I wear with my uniform) & then a little bit after that at around 11 am, that's when I'm even more alert & it is even better than at 9.am!

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r/smartschoolboy9-20 hr. ago Hot Supermarket 9970 NSFW Proof that smartschoolboy9 has been dressing as a schoolboy since the 90's and proof that he's had cops called on him Information https://groups.google.com/g/uk.local.yorkshire/c/v6zmBpUeQSc/m/g8loy081frAJ?pli=1 https://groups.google.com/g/uk.local.yorkshire/c/v6zmBoUeQSc/m/g8loy081frAJ?pli=1 This is an archive of a usenet post from 1999. It describes SSB going to the local tesco and doing his usual antics. Also, proof that the cops have been called on him before, so they know who he is. Tesco's "Free-kshow" (Doncaster). 44 views Don E. Lad to Anyone who's been into the North Bridge (Doncaster) Tesco's, on a week-day evening regularly, will know what I'm talking about! At first, many months ago, I thought that it was just a "released into community care" wierdo, with a severe skin-complaint. However last week, whilst working on the town-centre lighting, I saw "it" without it's charcoal & blusher combination face covering, n-----style permed ginger hair, EMBARASSINGLY too small (half-mast,circulation-stopping) schoolboys uniform &, ridiculously high, girl's platform shoes. "It was stood (without make-up) outside the Christchurch Gents toilets for hours on end. I saw police TWICE asking it to move on (without arresting it!)....& it continued to frequent the toilets. A couple of weeks ago me & the missus were going through the the next check-out, from this freak. As usual, most of the staff were taking their breaks early "to see the show" (security guards falling apart with laughter) , & we heard the elderly female cashier ask it (whilst blatantly struggling to keep a straight face!) "Do you have a Clubcard?". It replied, VERY seriously....... Of course not, I'm only thirteen". I found out from another Tesco's employee that "it" gives the same reply to that question, every time. The guy is about 30 years old & over 6feet tall (platform shoes included) !............& apparantly a locally well-known "rent-boy". The other comical thing is that "it" appears to have VERY tight rubber bands around it's clothes....making it look a bit like a trussed-up turkey. WIERD !!! In short...... it's like... Monty Python meets Quentin Crisp meets Just William meets (a very poor attempt at) the Black'n'white minstrel show

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