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Smartschoolboy9 - Evidence that smartschoolboy9 has been dressing as a schoolboy since the 90's and proof that he's had cops called on him

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r/smartschoolboy9-20 hr. ago Hot Supermarket 9970 NSFW Proof that smartschoolboy9 has been dressing as a schoolboy since the 90's and proof that he's had cops called on him Information https://groups.google.com/g/uk.local.yorkshire/c/v6zmBpUeQSc/m/g8loy081frAJ?pli=1 https://groups.google.com/g/uk.local.yorkshire/c/v6zmBoUeQSc/m/g8loy081frAJ?pli=1 This is an archive of a usenet post from 1999. It describes SSB going to the local tesco and doing his usual antics. Also, proof that the cops have been called on him before, so they know who he is. Tesco's "Free-kshow" (Doncaster). 44 views Don E. Lad to Anyone who's been into the North Bridge (Doncaster) Tesco's, on a week-day evening regularly, will know what I'm talking about! At first, many months ago, I thought that it was just a "released into community care" wierdo, with a severe skin-complaint. However last week, whilst working on the town-centre lighting, I saw "it" without it's charcoal & blusher combination face covering, n-----style permed ginger hair, EMBARASSINGLY too small (half-mast,circulation-stopping) schoolboys uniform &, ridiculously high, girl's platform shoes. "It was stood (without make-up) outside the Christchurch Gents toilets for hours on end. I saw police TWICE asking it to move on (without arresting it!)....& it continued to frequent the toilets. A couple of weeks ago me & the missus were going through the the next check-out, from this freak. As usual, most of the staff were taking their breaks early "to see the show" (security guards falling apart with laughter) , & we heard the elderly female cashier ask it (whilst blatantly struggling to keep a straight face!) "Do you have a Clubcard?". It replied, VERY seriously....... Of course not, I'm only thirteen". I found out from another Tesco's employee that "it" gives the same reply to that question, every time. The guy is about 30 years old & over 6feet tall (platform shoes included) !............& apparantly a locally well-known "rent-boy". The other comical thing is that "it" appears to have VERY tight rubber bands around it's clothes....making it look a bit like a trussed-up turkey. WIERD !!! In short...... it's like... Monty Python meets Quentin Crisp meets Just William meets (a very poor attempt at) the Black'n'white minstrel show

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