Alternate Universe - Image #516,474

Now listen here Keely-boy, I killed fitty Angels! But the Second Impact took my shins! I tell you that no good son of mine is a SISSY BOY! I tell him to get his ass in the damn Eva but he has to go bawlin' like a baby! Why can't he just be a real man and face combat like his pappy!? I swear, he was supposed to be a boy when I first got a look at him, but damned if my eyes were playin' tricks on me! There ain't no pair of coconuts shakin' about down in the jungle! Just like them damn squirrely Tojos runnin' around through the brushes! I'm only doin' this Instrumentality bidness for one reason: just so I can bring back my wife, and give her what she deserves for givin' me that mistake I call a son: a good KICK IN THE ASS!

"Well I'm just so god danged' messed up"