Notes:

I was reading some text mentioning something had more spots than a raisin sponge cake or something to that effect. Just googled what said delicacy looked like… and got this.

I even forgot what made me Google that, but the spotted d--- just won't leave my mind.

So… have at you some spotted d---, gentlemen. I hope you enjoy it.

<img width=320px src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71q5zKaVdPL._SL1488_.jpg">

What the fudge, UK.