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teenagevevo Follow what i'd really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

teenagevevo Follow what i'd really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

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Duhh...

planet-mother er Follow Jun 8, 2017 John F. Kennedy @cubahater_239 my wife is making me do this stupid parade, someone kill me now please Reply Retweet Favorite More 11/22/1963, 10:39 AM Embed this Tweet born-to-die-world-is-a-✔ Yesterday is this real? Indiecity 601 Yesterday 601 Deactivated Yeah you can tell it's a tweet from the 60s because of the aging 77.4K notes D

planet-mother er Follow Jun 8, 2017 John F. Kennedy @cubahater_239 my wife is making me do this stupid parade, someone kill me now please Reply Retweet Favorite More 11/22/1963, 10:39 AM Embed this Tweet born-to-die-world-is-a-✔ Yesterday is this real? Indiecity 601 Yesterday 601 Deactivated Yeah you can tell it's a tweet from the 60s because of the aging 77.4K notes D

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What did he do?

mewtwooftheinternet melonthesprigatito Pokémon Dolls are Here! reblogged ... Follow Year of Eevee at the Pokémon Center 2025 ADD TO BASKET ADD TO BAST ADD TO BASKET ADD TO BA ADD TO BAST ... Pokémon Center celebrating the Year of Eevee by un- discontinuing the 2017 Eeveelution Pokédolls, but forgetting Flareon is so funny Thank You For NOT YOU Celebrating The Year Of Eevee #I love Flareon but this *is* funny 27 notes

mewtwooftheinternet melonthesprigatito Pokémon Dolls are Here! reblogged ... Follow Year of Eevee at the Pokémon Center 2025 ADD TO BASKET ADD TO BAST ADD TO BASKET ADD TO BA ADD TO BAST ... Pokémon Center celebrating the Year of Eevee by un- discontinuing the 2017 Eeveelution Pokédolls, but forgetting Flareon is so funny Thank You For NOT YOU Celebrating The Year Of Eevee #I love Flareon but this *is* funny 27 notes

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Yup

tainbocuailnge Follow whenever someone is like "[X] is so good but you can't just recommend it casually bc it has every trigger warning under the sun" that in itself is a recommendation. all the truly good s*** needs a minimum of 5 disclaimers or it can't possibly reach the level of visceral catharsis necessary to be classified as a masterpiece. the funnier variant of this is when you come across a callout post for a piece of media that ends up reading like a recommendation instead

tainbocuailnge Follow whenever someone is like "[X] is so good but you can't just recommend it casually bc it has every trigger warning under the sun" that in itself is a recommendation. all the truly good s*** needs a minimum of 5 disclaimers or it can't possibly reach the level of visceral catharsis necessary to be classified as a masterpiece. the funnier variant of this is when you come across a callout post for a piece of media that ends up reading like a recommendation instead

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Sword ownership

wynterwillow: serahcullen: i keep seeing that one post about 'wanting a sword but not being sure What to do with it practically' when i was like 15 my brother asked me what i wanted for christmas and i jokingly said i want a sword like a knight sword he bought me one from some historical replica place and i just hung it on my wall and for YEARS what i always did was whenever i was going out somewhere fancy and i was in my dress and my heels and my hair all nicely done i would take the sword around and just walk around the tile part of my house with it kind of loosely gripped in my hand, just all slow and casual, hear my heels click, carrying it bc you would be amazed what looking rly hot AND carrying a sword will do for your confidence I i ke. I'd feel ready for anything and my mom would always come out because she'd be expecting it and just watch me with some mixture of amusement and bewilderment but she never actually asked five years later i still do this in college... before job interviews... formal affairs... dates.... just get ready and then carry the sword around for a while you'll feel so good i promis I want a sword now. A pretty one that could take a mans head off please.

wynterwillow: serahcullen: i keep seeing that one post about 'wanting a sword but not being sure What to do with it practically' when i was like 15 my brother asked me what i wanted for christmas and i jokingly said i want a sword like a knight sword he bought me one from some historical replica place and i just hung it on my wall and for YEARS what i always did was whenever i was going out somewhere fancy and i was in my dress and my heels and my hair all nicely done i would take the sword around and just walk around the tile part of my house with it kind of loosely gripped in my hand, just all slow and casual, hear my heels click, carrying it bc you would be amazed what looking rly hot AND carrying a sword will do for your confidence I i ke. I'd feel ready for anything and my mom would always come out because she'd be expecting it and just watch me with some mixture of amusement and bewilderment but she never actually asked five years later i still do this in college... before job interviews... formal affairs... dates.... just get ready and then carry the sword around for a while you'll feel so good i promis I want a sword now. A pretty one that could take a mans head off please.

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Cat's internal monologue

I know tumblr has accepted the whole "cat's internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child" thing but what if a cat's internal monologue was Gollum/Smeagol halfbakedpoet Follow -scratching the floor near their bowl- "Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses." halfbakedpoet Follow -sitting in the window- "What's it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it..." halfbakedpoet Follow "Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn't feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we'll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!"

I know tumblr has accepted the whole "cat's internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child" thing but what if a cat's internal monologue was Gollum/Smeagol halfbakedpoet Follow -scratching the floor near their bowl- "Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses." halfbakedpoet Follow -sitting in the window- "What's it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it..." halfbakedpoet Follow "Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn't feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we'll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!"

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That checks out

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania daggersdawn wonder why it's called that Irgcarter This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it's called Romania because there were once Romans there.

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania daggersdawn wonder why it's called that Irgcarter This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it's called Romania because there were once Romans there.

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No one saw it coming

bloggoth poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming bloggoth it was pneumonia. bloggoth yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic. bloggoth he shot her point blank bloggingtrucker This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.

bloggoth poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming bloggoth it was pneumonia. bloggoth yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic. bloggoth he shot her point blank bloggingtrucker This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.

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...that's okay

homunculus-argument Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it. And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo. Blaze

homunculus-argument Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it. And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo. Blaze

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Constantly

❤ chillyfeetsteak Follow the thing about rabbits is they can be happy as a clam, having the time of their life or full of more rage than any animal has ever been but they always just look like this

❤ chillyfeetsteak Follow the thing about rabbits is they can be happy as a clam, having the time of their life or full of more rage than any animal has ever been but they always just look like this

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Egg

AFRICAN SNAKERIT ASA Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa photograph by Cristian Schneider traaansfem Follow what's in the little critter's mouth??? Is it tasty?? :3 strawberry-crocodile Follow bestie you will never guess what this Common Egg- Eating Snake is doing ...

AFRICAN SNAKERIT ASA Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa photograph by Cristian Schneider traaansfem Follow what's in the little critter's mouth??? Is it tasty?? :3 strawberry-crocodile Follow bestie you will never guess what this Common Egg- Eating Snake is doing ...

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Oh, makes sense

junk-disorderly Follow == Telephone Sheep by Jean Luc Cornec jewish-harley-quinn Oh these are the electric sheep the androids dream about kshaar Follow ohhh "cable knit” i get it now

junk-disorderly Follow == Telephone Sheep by Jean Luc Cornec jewish-harley-quinn Oh these are the electric sheep the androids dream about kshaar Follow ohhh "cable knit” i get it now

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Damn Heaven looks a lot like an Aeldari Craftworld. | /r/grimdank

ēdē @theidi. 20h Leaked photo of heaven Aokiji クザン @DukeOfZam....20h Many people i follow, follow this person. Im worried about yall @palinandi Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media. No wonder Christians are so determined to get there! 170 13.3K 66K Il 1.3M

ēdē @theidi. 20h Leaked photo of heaven Aokiji クザン @DukeOfZam....20h Many people i follow, follow this person. Im worried about yall @palinandi Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media. No wonder Christians are so determined to get there! 170 13.3K 66K Il 1.3M

Warhammer 40,000

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Can penguins sin?

GULAG brofligate Follow I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel. GULAG brofligate Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this. sapper-in-the-wire-old Follow they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu's fine GULAG brofligate But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin? oblivionofthewise-deactivated20 "At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and GG wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin sapper-in-the-wire-old That's French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven. doggendoodle Follow tockthewatchdog acquit i mean they did also the rats . that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did acquit the rats 115,750 notes ⇐

GULAG brofligate Follow I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel. GULAG brofligate Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this. sapper-in-the-wire-old Follow they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu's fine GULAG brofligate But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin? oblivionofthewise-deactivated20 "At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and GG wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin sapper-in-the-wire-old That's French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven. doggendoodle Follow tockthewatchdog acquit i mean they did also the rats . that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did acquit the rats 115,750 notes ⇐

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When 'foreign relations' gets too literal | History Memes

History Mail Julius Caesar denies a relationship with Cleopatra as leaked painting and unconfirmed rumour's spread about a possible affair. Other news: Caesar names Brutus as his number one best friend *Leaked Painting Of The Couple* 981 comments Ea-Nasir Will this affect copper value in Mesopotamia? 3h Reply Histor m 1,796 History Mail History Mail History Mail Creator Get away Ea-Nasir, we have to warn you we have a hit article about you planned to release soon. Nanni has alerted of your shady business practices. 3h Reply sultan History Mail Ea-Nasir? He's an angel! 3h Reply History Mail ▸ sultan 1,023 47 Not according to his customers, Nanni has had to chisel out a full customer Х Q

History Mail Julius Caesar denies a relationship with Cleopatra as leaked painting and unconfirmed rumour's spread about a possible affair. Other news: Caesar names Brutus as his number one best friend *Leaked Painting Of The Couple* 981 comments Ea-Nasir Will this affect copper value in Mesopotamia? 3h Reply Histor m 1,796 History Mail History Mail History Mail Creator Get away Ea-Nasir, we have to warn you we have a hit article about you planned to release soon. Nanni has alerted of your shady business practices. 3h Reply sultan History Mail Ea-Nasir? He's an angel! 3h Reply History Mail ▸ sultan 1,023 47 Not according to his customers, Nanni has had to chisel out a full customer Х Q

the perfect man doesnt exist starterpack | /r/starterpacks

TTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTT T--- TTT IIII N IIIIII !!!!!!!!!! DEWALT knows how to grill (also dresses like this) ☑ f these shoes the perfect man not on social media (or maybe occasionally on fb) doesnt exist starter pack can fix stuff sweet gestures (& remembers anniversaries) wants quality time together likes to go fishing this type of look

TTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTT T--- TTT IIII N IIIIII !!!!!!!!!! DEWALT knows how to grill (also dresses like this) ☑ f these shoes the perfect man not on social media (or maybe occasionally on fb) doesnt exist starter pack can fix stuff sweet gestures (& remembers anniversaries) wants quality time together likes to go fishing this type of look

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You Have Become A RIVAL! | /r/PrequelMemes

Darth Sidious and Darth Maul engaged in a heated lightsaber battle for legitimacy on Mandalore The random ass ctizens of Mandalore waking up at 3am to the sounds of lightning and evil cackling:

Darth Sidious and Darth Maul engaged in a heated lightsaber battle for legitimacy on Mandalore The random ass ctizens of Mandalore waking up at 3am to the sounds of lightning and evil cackling:

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The youngest "Sir" in town | /r/memes

3 year old me when the waiter calls me "Sir"

3 year old me when the waiter calls me "Sir"

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Super irritating

13 a Inathrakhs crueclown22 4m ago stunfiskz Follow Nov 17, 2024 there's another f 14.6K notes D3 reblogged week this week D DO

13 a Inathrakhs crueclown22 4m ago stunfiskz Follow Nov 17, 2024 there's another f 14.6K notes D3 reblogged week this week D DO

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Im getting a stuffed dog and a slushy | /r/okbuddyretard

Get some tickets cause i found out my dad's having a fair with his friend!!! ☺ ☺

Get some tickets cause i found out my dad's having a fair with his friend!!! ☺ ☺

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