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Wendy Liebman

"Most of my childhood is a big blur, 'cause I needed better glasses."
"Most of my childhood is a big blur, 'cause I needed better glasses."

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Les Dawson

"My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.”
"My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.”

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They get you with the propaganda | /r/grimdank

WHAT PEOPLE THINK AGRI WORLDS ARE LIKE 8 B M WHAT AGRI WORLDS ARE ACTUALLY LIKE VEZIMIRA This is worse than anything in the garden of Nurgle. Not even the plague grows here, just corn. G ว
WHAT PEOPLE THINK AGRI WORLDS ARE LIKE 8 B M WHAT AGRI WORLDS ARE ACTUALLY LIKE VEZIMIRA This is worse than anything in the garden of Nurgle. Not even the plague grows here, just corn. G ว

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France and germany realy couldn't catch a breath | History Memes

When you get sent to fight france for the third time in 60 years imgflip.com Ach Scheiße, jetzt geht es wieder los.
When you get sent to fight france for the third time in 60 years imgflip.com Ach Scheiße, jetzt geht es wieder los.

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Dara O'Briain

"If we were truly created by God, then why do we still occasionally bite the insides of our own mouths?"
"If we were truly created by God, then why do we still occasionally bite the insides of our own mouths?"

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Anon has intrusive thoughts | /r/Greentext

>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.
>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.

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Alternatively - Kill 10 kids, rule the chairs | /r/PrequelMemes

If you have 7 chairs and 10 children, what do you do? Get 3 more chairs Kill 3 kids The younglings listening nearby:
If you have 7 chairs and 10 children, what do you do? Get 3 more chairs Kill 3 kids The younglings listening nearby:

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this is really how it is | /r/memes

I don't even use social media that much XXX t reddit u/justoneweirdhuman
I don't even use social media that much XXX t reddit u/justoneweirdhuman

How Many Diapers Could He Possibly Use? / SpongeBob Hmm
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dont take it personally | /r/memes

MFS WHEN THEY GET OFFENDED BY MY COMMENT, SO THEY BROWSE MY POSTS AND COMMENT HISTORY TO FIND SOME DIRT ON ME ! BUT ALL THEY FIND IS EVEN MORE UNHINGED S--- TO GET OFFENDED BY imgflip.com
MFS WHEN THEY GET OFFENDED BY MY COMMENT, SO THEY BROWSE MY POSTS AND COMMENT HISTORY TO FIND SOME DIRT ON ME ! BUT ALL THEY FIND IS EVEN MORE UNHINGED S--- TO GET OFFENDED BY imgflip.com

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ye pase professor | /r/okbuddyretard

Ya pasé profesor? Se Vende Bicicleta Rin 26.. $70
Ya pasé profesor? Se Vende Bicicleta Rin 26.. $70

OkBuddyRetard
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dilemma | /r/okbuddyretard

. @laissemoitempeter • 8 months ago I thing im homosexuel or at least gey 33 回 5 replies
. @laissemoitempeter • 8 months ago I thing im homosexuel or at least gey 33 回 5 replies

OkBuddyRetard
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Couple drama | /r/okbuddyretard

This is heartbreaking JD Vance took his phone to repair shop Repairer: Nothing is wrong with this phone. Vance: Then why don't President Trump ever call me?
This is heartbreaking JD Vance took his phone to repair shop Repairer: Nothing is wrong with this phone. Vance: Then why don't President Trump ever call me?

OkBuddyRetard
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Again, Kanye?!! | /r/dankmemes

AHOY Again? Seriously? ye @kanyewest - 13 Min. JEWISH PEOPLE ACTUALLY HATE WHITE PEOPLE AND USE BLACK PEOPLE 1.245 1.470 ye @kanyewest - 13 Min. ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST 1.539 11.559 @kanyewest 24 Min. ye IM A NAZI 2.957 ye 15.528 @kanyewest 25 Min. I LOVE HITLER NOW WHAT BITCHES 2.646 15.311 7.630 349.063 6.720 lil 364.057 12.973 ili 774.547 13.733 808.881
AHOY Again? Seriously? ye @kanyewest - 13 Min. JEWISH PEOPLE ACTUALLY HATE WHITE PEOPLE AND USE BLACK PEOPLE 1.245 1.470 ye @kanyewest - 13 Min. ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST 1.539 11.559 @kanyewest 24 Min. ye IM A NAZI 2.957 ye 15.528 @kanyewest 25 Min. I LOVE HITLER NOW WHAT BITCHES 2.646 15.311 7.630 349.063 6.720 lil 364.057 12.973 ili 774.547 13.733 808.881

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Emo Philips

"I caught a huge fish and I was dying to mount it...but there were people watching."
"I caught a huge fish and I was dying to mount it...but there were people watching."

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Jimmy Carr

"When I told my friends I was going to be a professional comedian, they all laughed. They're not laughing now."
"When I told my friends I was going to be a professional comedian, they all laughed. They're not laughing now."

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Louis C.K.

"The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself."
"The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself."

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Mitch Hedberg

"I don't have a girlfriend, I just have someone who would be really mad if they heard me say that."
"I don't have a girlfriend, I just have someone who would be really mad if they heard me say that."

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Steven Wright

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes Monopoly."
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes Monopoly."

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Jimmy Carr

"The first guy who persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses - he must have been a good salesman."
"The first guy who persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses - he must have been a good salesman."

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Edward "Big Balls" Coristine Photograph


Edward "Big Balls" Coristine
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