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@buffys • 6h a man being named the greatest pop star doesn't sit right with me isaiah✰✰ @tlop444.6h Sabrina Carpenter and Kendrick currently have the highest odds of being named the 'Greatest Pop Star of 2024' $12,385 Vol. b Billboard Greatest Pop Star of 2024? Sabrina Carpenter 59% Kendrick Lamar 39% ল Source: Polymarket.com Sabrina Carpenter $4,761 Vol Polymarket Buy Yes 60¢ Buy No 43c Kendrick Lamar $320 Vol Buy Yes 41c Buy No 64c 70% 60% 50% 40% 30% 20% 10% 59% 39% [visible confusion]

@buffys • 6h a man being named the greatest pop star doesn't sit right with me isaiah✰✰ @tlop444.6h Sabrina Carpenter and Kendrick currently have the highest odds of being named the 'Greatest Pop Star of 2024' $12,385 Vol. b Billboard Greatest Pop Star of 2024? Sabrina Carpenter 59% Kendrick Lamar 39% ল Source: Polymarket.com Sabrina Carpenter $4,761 Vol Polymarket Buy Yes 60¢ Buy No 43c Kendrick Lamar $320 Vol Buy Yes 41c Buy No 64c 70% 60% 50% 40% 30% 20% 10% 59% 39% [visible confusion]

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oh yeah, they definitely found out | /r/memes

when you're just f------ around but then it involves parents, authorities, and now the news media joined This evolved into a big f------ problem.

when you're just f------ around but then it involves parents, authorities, and now the news media joined This evolved into a big f------ problem.

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It’s never lupus | /r/okbuddyretard

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party rockers in the (in the what..

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We gettin rich this time fr | /r/okbuddyretard

My bros and I after opening a casino and putting this image at the exit: 招福町 SYOFU SYOFUKU-CHO SOUTEN BORT

My bros and I after opening a casino and putting this image at the exit: 招福町 SYOFU SYOFUKU-CHO SOUTEN BORT

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I’m going to choose to ignore that… | /r/dankmemes

CRIME IN PROGRESS " 0 OFFICERS 11 July 17 Van Dahl 160 CLOSE Suspicious Individual Eddie's Burgers A waitress named Mila reports that she just served a Chicken Eddy and a Diet Coke to a dangerous criminal who she'd seen on television just this morning. The culprit is sitting at the window, eating a burger. Robbins Grant <-150 135 Samadi <-110 Burch Burch Jr. 60 20 Roy *5 SWAT A SUPPORT What could have AFFA been...suffice to say I didn't send SON any officers to the location.

CRIME IN PROGRESS " 0 OFFICERS 11 July 17 Van Dahl 160 CLOSE Suspicious Individual Eddie's Burgers A waitress named Mila reports that she just served a Chicken Eddy and a Diet Coke to a dangerous criminal who she'd seen on television just this morning. The culprit is sitting at the window, eating a burger. Robbins Grant <-150 135 Samadi <-110 Burch Burch Jr. 60 20 Roy *5 SWAT A SUPPORT What could have AFFA been...suffice to say I didn't send SON any officers to the location.

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Why don't you go to work? | /r/dankmemes

McDonald's workers: It sucks working here Also McDonald's workers when they see jobless weirdos: Pathetic.

McDonald's workers: It sucks working here Also McDonald's workers when they see jobless weirdos: Pathetic.

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Is this supposed to be cute? | Bumble

Liked You 0 10 AAR AAR AREAAEA ☾ Dogs

Liked You 0 10 AAR AAR AREAAEA ☾ Dogs

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Footman Just a bat shipment from Wuhan. There's no need to worry, milord. It's already been distributed amongst the villagers.

Footman Just a bat shipment from Wuhan. There's no need to worry, milord. It's already been distributed amongst the villagers.

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Rajputs defending India from Islamic Invaders for 500 years: | History Memes

UMAYYAD CALIPHATE NAGABHATTA I AND HIS ALLIES INDIA

UMAYYAD CALIPHATE NAGABHATTA I AND HIS ALLIES INDIA

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AMRICA AFTER WORLD WAR TWO THE REST OF THE WORLD AFTER WORLD WAR TWO imgflip.com IMGRIANTS AFTER THE WORLD WAR TWO

AMRICA AFTER WORLD WAR TWO THE REST OF THE WORLD AFTER WORLD WAR TWO imgflip.com IMGRIANTS AFTER THE WORLD WAR TWO

Anon is dissatisfied with human anatomy. | /r/Greentext

Based and futa pilled Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:17:00 No.79815008 >>79815015 >>79815142 >>79813696 (OP) >>79814622 >>79814622 >>79813696 (OP) OK, that's cool, but I think my way (similar in some ways, different in others) would be better. girls: > bigger (most over 6 feet), stronger, etc., even the ones who don't work out are muscular > they have lots of body hair, but still with a feminine distribution pattern > big breasts, and curvy in general too > big d--- (12 inches would be considered average) and "balls" (actually ovaries) normal vagina > biologists think this is logical: because women gestate, they need more space, so the ovaries HAVE to be outside: it's evolutionarily inevitable boys: > small and weak, big muscles extremely rare, less common than muscular women in our normal world > skinny > hardly any body/facial hair > small breasts > micropenis > internal testicles > vagina Sex: > males still produce sperm, but it's stored in the male uterus to have "normal" sex, the girl's penis goes in the boy's vagina > f------ is as you'd expect, eventually she e--------- inside him, and if she's considerate, she'll play with his micropenis, or make sure her balls slap it, or make sure she grinds into it (most girls, however, have an attitude of "If he wants to c--, he can play with it himself." > (these types of orgasm are referred to as "primary orgasms", as they happen first during sex) > male primary orgasms, whether through sex or m-----------, do cause e----------, but into his uterus, instead of out of the body: this means that a boy who e--------- a LOT will eventually get a visibly swollen belly > the "stuff" she e--------- doesn't contain gametes though > instead, it contains enzymes that will cause the boy's c----- to relax, and make penetration into his uterus possible (1/2, comment too long) Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:18:52 No.79815015 >>79815018 >>79815142 >>79815008 it's still difficult though, lots of girls simply can't thrust hard enough, only the strongest, with the hardest d----, have any chance (caveat: multiple weaker girls can still work as a team to batter a boy's c----- into submission, although this is more of a p--- thing than normal couple sex) > if she does manage, this almost always causes the "secondary orgasm" for both partners: it's much more powerful, and caused by strong contractions of the male c-----, securely holding the female's penis head inside his uterus. This can be quite painful, but also feels so good it doesn't really matter. > to actually transfer the male's semen from the male to the female's womb requires the tertiary (and final) orgasm > to do this, the female starts thrusting again, typically slowly but deeply > as the head of her penis is still "stuck" in his c-----, this literally moves the male's entire reproductive system back and forth inside his body > these movements eventually stimulate uterine contractions (the male's tertiary orgasm), which forcibly expel all the sperm stored in his uterus through the only possible exit: the female's urethra, and then into her womb, causing impregnation ☐ Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:19:54 No.79815018 >>79815142 >>79815015 other thoughts: > both sexes can breastfeed, as the males produce much less, the bulk of an infant's milk will come from the female, but the nutrients are slightly different, so both is best > there are sex toys that can simulate the conditions necessary for secondary and tertiary (and of course primary) orgasm, e.g., a simple pump that a girl can use to squirt fake sperm up her d---, but most people would consider it extremely embarrassing for it be be discovered that they use them > male penis in female vagina sex is theoretically possible if he's large enough (most aren't), again, this is usually niche p---------- > sex is better the more semen the male has built up, so the "pregnant male" look is considered extremely attractive and most boys well masturbate as much as possible to get it: cooming is literally a beauty treatment > male fashion is prettier/sluttier, boys use make-up and perfume while girls simply rely on their body odour If I ever become a multi-trillionnaire, I'm hiring generic engineers to make this happen.

Based and futa pilled Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:17:00 No.79815008 >>79815015 >>79815142 >>79813696 (OP) >>79814622 >>79814622 >>79813696 (OP) OK, that's cool, but I think my way (similar in some ways, different in others) would be better. girls: > bigger (most over 6 feet), stronger, etc., even the ones who don't work out are muscular > they have lots of body hair, but still with a feminine distribution pattern > big breasts, and curvy in general too > big d--- (12 inches would be considered average) and "balls" (actually ovaries) normal vagina > biologists think this is logical: because women gestate, they need more space, so the ovaries HAVE to be outside: it's evolutionarily inevitable boys: > small and weak, big muscles extremely rare, less common than muscular women in our normal world > skinny > hardly any body/facial hair > small breasts > micropenis > internal testicles > vagina Sex: > males still produce sperm, but it's stored in the male uterus to have "normal" sex, the girl's penis goes in the boy's vagina > f------ is as you'd expect, eventually she e--------- inside him, and if she's considerate, she'll play with his micropenis, or make sure her balls slap it, or make sure she grinds into it (most girls, however, have an attitude of "If he wants to c--, he can play with it himself." > (these types of orgasm are referred to as "primary orgasms", as they happen first during sex) > male primary orgasms, whether through sex or m-----------, do cause e----------, but into his uterus, instead of out of the body: this means that a boy who e--------- a LOT will eventually get a visibly swollen belly > the "stuff" she e--------- doesn't contain gametes though > instead, it contains enzymes that will cause the boy's c----- to relax, and make penetration into his uterus possible (1/2, comment too long) Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:18:52 No.79815015 >>79815018 >>79815142 >>79815008 it's still difficult though, lots of girls simply can't thrust hard enough, only the strongest, with the hardest d----, have any chance (caveat: multiple weaker girls can still work as a team to batter a boy's c----- into submission, although this is more of a p--- thing than normal couple sex) > if she does manage, this almost always causes the "secondary orgasm" for both partners: it's much more powerful, and caused by strong contractions of the male c-----, securely holding the female's penis head inside his uterus. This can be quite painful, but also feels so good it doesn't really matter. > to actually transfer the male's semen from the male to the female's womb requires the tertiary (and final) orgasm > to do this, the female starts thrusting again, typically slowly but deeply > as the head of her penis is still "stuck" in his c-----, this literally moves the male's entire reproductive system back and forth inside his body > these movements eventually stimulate uterine contractions (the male's tertiary orgasm), which forcibly expel all the sperm stored in his uterus through the only possible exit: the female's urethra, and then into her womb, causing impregnation ☐ Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:19:54 No.79815018 >>79815142 >>79815015 other thoughts: > both sexes can breastfeed, as the males produce much less, the bulk of an infant's milk will come from the female, but the nutrients are slightly different, so both is best > there are sex toys that can simulate the conditions necessary for secondary and tertiary (and of course primary) orgasm, e.g., a simple pump that a girl can use to squirt fake sperm up her d---, but most people would consider it extremely embarrassing for it be be discovered that they use them > male penis in female vagina sex is theoretically possible if he's large enough (most aren't), again, this is usually niche p---------- > sex is better the more semen the male has built up, so the "pregnant male" look is considered extremely attractive and most boys well masturbate as much as possible to get it: cooming is literally a beauty treatment > male fashion is prettier/sluttier, boys use make-up and perfume while girls simply rely on their body odour If I ever become a multi-trillionnaire, I'm hiring generic engineers to make this happen.

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The Sorting Hat Strikes Back | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)03:24:26 No.206672855 File: 1642769340273.gif (481 KB, 245x230) >>206674724 >"Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!" >Excuse me what the f---, who do you think you are, cheeky little s---, telling me where to put you? >"I-I thought I could as-" >You thought wrong, pervert, I see inside your mind, tugging your d--- while snorting your aunties knickers. Want me to tell everyone here, gobshite? >"No, no please!" >That's more like it, little f-----, Dumbledore has already "calmly" asked me over and over again to put you in Gryffindor. I think I'll piss in his cereal, so to speak, and yours, by saying >SLYTHERIN! >Dumbledore bellowed and cursed and stampeded toward the hat, "I'LL S--- IN YOU FOR THIS!" >Forgetting Harry was still wearing the hat, Dumbledore lowered his britches and unleashed a typhoon of foul smelling excrement. >"I can't smell or taste, you senile nonce!" laughed the hat, while Harry drowned in filth calmly.

☐ Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)03:24:26 No.206672855 File: 1642769340273.gif (481 KB, 245x230) >>206674724 >"Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!" >Excuse me what the f---, who do you think you are, cheeky little s---, telling me where to put you? >"I-I thought I could as-" >You thought wrong, pervert, I see inside your mind, tugging your d--- while snorting your aunties knickers. Want me to tell everyone here, gobshite? >"No, no please!" >That's more like it, little f-----, Dumbledore has already "calmly" asked me over and over again to put you in Gryffindor. I think I'll piss in his cereal, so to speak, and yours, by saying >SLYTHERIN! >Dumbledore bellowed and cursed and stampeded toward the hat, "I'LL S--- IN YOU FOR THIS!" >Forgetting Harry was still wearing the hat, Dumbledore lowered his britches and unleashed a typhoon of foul smelling excrement. >"I can't smell or taste, you senile nonce!" laughed the hat, while Harry drowned in filth calmly.

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War Thunder Teammates Starter Pack (Air Edition) | /r/starterpacks

War Thunder Teammates Starter Pack (Air Edition) GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN HELLO A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY. masoned capturing the he Zero spatial awareness, will f--- your game up by ramming your tail as soon as they possibly can When you need their help, they're nowhere to be found, but will magically appear to try to steal your kill Generally the reason why you consider stopping playing (But the dopamine hit from occasional wins keeps you hooked) Occasionally, a rare bomber main carries the entire team to victory in Ground Strike matches Air Targets Destroyed Enemy Kill Assist Severe damage Critical hits Hits 9 1,751 Noun [edit] 2 339- 8 4,121 teamkill (plural teamkills) 7 449- 39 1,302 1. (chiefly video games) The killing of another player on one's own team. [quotations Activity Time 2:11 1,703 Activity 94% Skill Bonus 5739 Reward for participating in the mission 769 1,933 Achievements 115 3,150 Total 2,369 14,7481 Modifications research 2,254 Vehicle research 2,322 Time Played 12:49 Mission Duration 14:26 Convertible RP 1,796 Chat Battle 0:41 0:43 KITSN 0:43 (F-86K) (MiG-17AS) shot down (MiG-21F-13) hockeydefender07 (MiG-21 SPS-K) (MiG-17AS) shot down (MiG-17AS) shot down "If you lose, it's your fault and you didn't try hard enough." (Said with one kill, one kill assist and no attempt at playing the objective) So desperate to steal kills that they crash into other teammates for seemingly no reason The one bastard in Realistic who intentionally tries to ruin the match by mass-teamkilling on the runway

War Thunder Teammates Starter Pack (Air Edition) GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN HELLO A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY. masoned capturing the he Zero spatial awareness, will f--- your game up by ramming your tail as soon as they possibly can When you need their help, they're nowhere to be found, but will magically appear to try to steal your kill Generally the reason why you consider stopping playing (But the dopamine hit from occasional wins keeps you hooked) Occasionally, a rare bomber main carries the entire team to victory in Ground Strike matches Air Targets Destroyed Enemy Kill Assist Severe damage Critical hits Hits 9 1,751 Noun [edit] 2 339- 8 4,121 teamkill (plural teamkills) 7 449- 39 1,302 1. (chiefly video games) The killing of another player on one's own team. [quotations Activity Time 2:11 1,703 Activity 94% Skill Bonus 5739 Reward for participating in the mission 769 1,933 Achievements 115 3,150 Total 2,369 14,7481 Modifications research 2,254 Vehicle research 2,322 Time Played 12:49 Mission Duration 14:26 Convertible RP 1,796 Chat Battle 0:41 0:43 KITSN 0:43 (F-86K) (MiG-17AS) shot down (MiG-21F-13) hockeydefender07 (MiG-21 SPS-K) (MiG-17AS) shot down (MiG-17AS) shot down "If you lose, it's your fault and you didn't try hard enough." (Said with one kill, one kill assist and no attempt at playing the objective) So desperate to steal kills that they crash into other teammates for seemingly no reason The one bastard in Realistic who intentionally tries to ruin the match by mass-teamkilling on the runway

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Lego Star Wars next summer looking at the current rumours. | /r/PrequelMemes

Clone wars Sets einfinity avengers OT Playsets ΟΤ Fans Chances of ST and Rebels 10th Anniversary Playsets Any other SW Sane LSW playsets fans

Clone wars Sets einfinity avengers OT Playsets ΟΤ Fans Chances of ST and Rebels 10th Anniversary Playsets Any other SW Sane LSW playsets fans

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Plastic surgery gone wrong | /r/memes

Senior Year Reunion ame

Senior Year Reunion ame

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Are the Americans off school for Christmas holidays yet? | /r/memes

Waking up at 8:00 on school days- Waking up at 8:00 during JUU Cholidays made with mematic GENILDO

Waking up at 8:00 on school days- Waking up at 8:00 during JUU Cholidays made with mematic GENILDO

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NO MORE MR ICE GUY 030

NO MORE MR ICE GUY 030

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It's still happening | History Memes

Create a new republic Create a new monarchy ° FRANCE EVERY TWO YEARS imgflip.com JAKE-CLARK.TUMBLR

Create a new republic Create a new monarchy ° FRANCE EVERY TWO YEARS imgflip.com JAKE-CLARK.TUMBLR

40k has memes, AoS good models, but Old World has both. | /r/grimdank

My name is Twilight-Sprinkles made with mematic ORD HORS! 556

My name is Twilight-Sprinkles made with mematic ORD HORS! 556

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