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American Pisces | /r/Greentext

308 KB JPG old chad Ok /b/ros this is the story of the day my dad stopped loving me >it happened a while back >I was 13 >had recently started jacking off >had a friend who was a 14 year >he got a b------ from some thot at the winter dance >fuckingcoolguy.jpg >asked him what it was like >"it's the f------ best anon, nothing feels better than lips around your d---" >gotta get me some of that. >but am anon, am ugly, am not athletic >have never ran without holding down X >idea.wav >we have a koi pond in the backyard.. >so one night I act on my idea and sneak out and abduct one of the fish from the pond >look it in the eye because you have to respect your lady amirite? >shove d--- in fish mouth >f------ the life (literally)out of this koi's throat >dad just f------ barges in my room >sees me with my d--- in the fish's mouth >I stare at him in horror >the koi stares at him with hope >he just shakes his head says "god damn it" and leaves >he didn't say a word to me for 13 years.
308 KB JPG old chad Ok /b/ros this is the story of the day my dad stopped loving me >it happened a while back >I was 13 >had recently started jacking off >had a friend who was a 14 year >he got a b------ from some thot at the winter dance >fuckingcoolguy.jpg >asked him what it was like >"it's the f------ best anon, nothing feels better than lips around your d---" >gotta get me some of that. >but am anon, am ugly, am not athletic >have never ran without holding down X >idea.wav >we have a koi pond in the backyard.. >so one night I act on my idea and sneak out and abduct one of the fish from the pond >look it in the eye because you have to respect your lady amirite? >shove d--- in fish mouth >f------ the life (literally)out of this koi's throat >dad just f------ barges in my room >sees me with my d--- in the fish's mouth >I stare at him in horror >the koi stares at him with hope >he just shakes his head says "god damn it" and leaves >he didn't say a word to me for 13 years.

Greentext Stories
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Microsoft CoPilot Debuts | /r/Greentext

2h 53075044-3 Replies 4 6 Re. 1 Img JPG 30KB (660x574) >Windows randomly installs "Photos add-on" app to my computer >starts making "albums" out of my p--- and emailing it to people I just want to be left alone
2h 53075044-3 Replies 4 6 Re. 1 Img JPG 30KB (660x574) >Windows randomly installs "Photos add-on" app to my computer >starts making "albums" out of my p--- and emailing it to people I just want to be left alone

Greentext Stories
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in theory infinite depending on what you can do in 5 seconds | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

It's time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions. how many crimes can you commit with star made with mematic platinum or the world
It's time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions. how many crimes can you commit with star made with mematic platinum or the world

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
/r/shitpostcrusaders/ reddit shitpost

Rebel scum. | /r/memes

Me taking part on this upcoming revolution: 00 well now I am not doing it going to McDonald's
Me taking part on this upcoming revolution: 00 well now I am not doing it going to McDonald's

reddit /r/memes

Based on a true story | /r/memes

Popular subreddit: We are an open-minded community and believe in freedom of thought The same subreddit when I comment on a post but some stupid-ass bot sees that I'm subscribed to a harmless community that for some reason the moderators don't like: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLEEEE!
Popular subreddit: We are an open-minded community and believe in freedom of thought The same subreddit when I comment on a post but some stupid-ass bot sees that I'm subscribed to a harmless community that for some reason the moderators don't like: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLEEEE!

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No, it's not fake news! | /r/memes

I'VE STARTED TO SAY "I SAW IT ON FOX NEWS" WHEN I MAKE UP SOME RANDOM B-------, SO MY FATHER WILL BELIEVE ME.
I'VE STARTED TO SAY "I SAW IT ON FOX NEWS" WHEN I MAKE UP SOME RANDOM B-------, SO MY FATHER WILL BELIEVE ME.

reddit /r/memes

Okay what now. | /r/okbuddyretard

Duolingo took your family Like to undo 1 E PewDiePie ☛ Like T-Series Comment 1 E
Duolingo took your family Like to undo 1 E PewDiePie ☛ Like T-Series Comment 1 E

OkBuddyRetard
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The fight defintely violated something in the Geneva Convention | /r/dankmemes

Page Six. NEW YORK POST P WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2020 / Sunny, 72°/ Weather: P. 18 ✶✶ LATE CITY FINAL nypost.com Biden: "I usually don't condone torture...but f**k it, y'know?" LA BIDEN PARDONS JAKE PAUL & MIKE TYSON Joe Biden says he never discussed his son's business dealings with Ukranian gas company Burisma while he was vice president. But e-mails obtained by The Post show an executive thanking Hunter for "the opportunity to meet your father." At the time, Burisma was sparring with a prosecutor, Viktor Shokin whom Joe Biden later pressured the Ukrainian government to fire. EXCLUSIVE PAGES 4-7 $2.00
Page Six. NEW YORK POST P WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2020 / Sunny, 72°/ Weather: P. 18 ✶✶ LATE CITY FINAL nypost.com Biden: "I usually don't condone torture...but f**k it, y'know?" LA BIDEN PARDONS JAKE PAUL & MIKE TYSON Joe Biden says he never discussed his son's business dealings with Ukranian gas company Burisma while he was vice president. But e-mails obtained by The Post show an executive thanking Hunter for "the opportunity to meet your father." At the time, Burisma was sparring with a prosecutor, Viktor Shokin whom Joe Biden later pressured the Ukrainian government to fire. EXCLUSIVE PAGES 4-7 $2.00

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A fake thumbnail for the VOFCAT sushi making livestream

お寿司 創作る。 誰も私を愛さない。
お寿司 創作る。 誰も私を愛さない。

How to Make Sushi
redraw fetal position catgirl

Justinian could never really catch a break. | History Memes

Emperor Justinian: *Tries to enjoy the Chariot Race in Peace Some random guy in the audience: I'm gonna say the N word
Emperor Justinian: *Tries to enjoy the Chariot Race in Peace Some random guy in the audience: I'm gonna say the N word

History Memes
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Honor to Diamond Hands.

r/wallstreetbets • 4 yr. ago freshwater21 Honor to Diamond Hands. News LEGEND
r/wallstreetbets • 4 yr. ago freshwater21 Honor to Diamond Hands. News LEGEND

Diamond Hands / Paper Hands
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Paper Hands meme example

r/wallstreetbets • 4 yr. ago The-Good-Morty Paper hand bitch lol Loss Dave Portnoy @stoolpreside.... 34m I have officially sold all my meme stocks. I lost 700k ish. Vlad and company stole it from me and should be in jail. GIF @CollinsKey 2,109 1,504 12K
r/wallstreetbets • 4 yr. ago The-Good-Morty Paper hand bitch lol Loss Dave Portnoy @stoolpreside.... 34m I have officially sold all my meme stocks. I lost 700k ish. Vlad and company stole it from me and should be in jail. GIF @CollinsKey 2,109 1,504 12K

Diamond Hands / Paper Hands
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Average day in the Fediverse

Fedi: HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM @lkundrak@metalhead.club "I'll follow this biologist, that lawyer and the psychiatrist over there, to widen my perspective a bit" biologist: *i wrote this plugin in python for my blogging engine* lawyer: *look at this nifty shell script i wrote* psychiatrist: *i use arch btw* 18 déc. 2024, 07:11 Dernière modification le 18 déc., 07:13 156 boosts 253 favoris
Fedi: HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM @lkundrak@metalhead.club "I'll follow this biologist, that lawyer and the psychiatrist over there, to widen my perspective a bit" biologist: *i wrote this plugin in python for my blogging engine* lawyer: *look at this nifty shell script i wrote* psychiatrist: *i use arch btw* 18 déc. 2024, 07:11 Dernière modification le 18 déc., 07:13 156 boosts 253 favoris

Mastodon
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USA's current state

Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid@mastodon.social The last 2 weeks shamefully exemplify the hierarchy of human life: •1 CEO killed-national news for weeks, new security hired, people charged with terrorism ⚫488 mass shootings in 2024-no major legislation to stop future shootings •200K+ Palestinians killed-send even more bombs to Netanyahu This is unsustainable. This is unacceptable. This is indefensible. This must change. Dec 17, 2024, 11:02 PM Web 337 boosts 387 favorites
Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid@mastodon.social The last 2 weeks shamefully exemplify the hierarchy of human life: •1 CEO killed-national news for weeks, new security hired, people charged with terrorism ⚫488 mass shootings in 2024-no major legislation to stop future shootings •200K+ Palestinians killed-send even more bombs to Netanyahu This is unsustainable. This is unacceptable. This is indefensible. This must change. Dec 17, 2024, 11:02 PM Web 337 boosts 387 favorites

Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
hamas-israel conflict 2024 madison wisconsin school shooting gun control debate violence double standard

Nvidia’s new app is causing large frame rate dips in many games

UNINTENDED FEATURES Nvidia's new app is causing large frame rate dips in many games Fully disabling optional, Al-powered filters seems to fix the problem. KYLE ORLAND - 17 DÉC. 2024 22:43 46 NVIDIA =Drivers Game Ready Drivers Суветерник ULTIMATE RON Game Ready Support DOOM Eternal NVIDIA DLSS New Features DRTX Video Superio New G-SYNC Display support 隱 Apex Legends NVIDIA Reflex INSTALL >> "Frame rate decrease" is pointedly not listed under the "New Features" Credit: Nvidia
UNINTENDED FEATURES Nvidia's new app is causing large frame rate dips in many games Fully disabling optional, Al-powered filters seems to fix the problem. KYLE ORLAND - 17 DÉC. 2024 22:43 46 NVIDIA =Drivers Game Ready Drivers Суветерник ULTIMATE RON Game Ready Support DOOM Eternal NVIDIA DLSS New Features DRTX Video Superio New G-SYNC Display support 隱 Apex Legends NVIDIA Reflex INSTALL >> "Frame rate decrease" is pointedly not listed under the "New Features" Credit: Nvidia

Enshittification
artificial intelligence video games

Get schooled

YesWeHomeschool @Yes2Homeschool Any English teacher who uses "they/them" as a singular pronoun should lose their teaching license.
YesWeHomeschool @Yes2Homeschool Any English teacher who uses "they/them" as a singular pronoun should lose their teaching license.

FAIL / Epic Fail
pronoun they them their gender-neutral english language

Free Billies

CEO's are in danger. We need to put them all into a submarine until we know it's safe
CEO's are in danger. We need to put them all into a submarine until we know it's safe

OceanGate Titanic Submarine Incident
assassination of unitedhealthcare ceo brian thompson

Samus.rar

Gaught Poe
Gaught Poe

Nerd Emoji
samus aran actually metroid glasses

Astra Militarum experience | /r/grimdank

You've been deployed against some raiders in spiky armor. They speak in alien tongue, have knife ears and their leather armor screams to kill it.
You've been deployed against some raiders in spiky armor. They speak in alien tongue, have knife ears and their leather armor screams to kill it.

Warhammer 40,000
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REMEMBER: | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

IF IT EXXISTS, THERE IS A GACHA VERSION OF IT
IF IT EXXISTS, THERE IS A GACHA VERSION OF IT

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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