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I'm on the hunt for a piano, ukulele, or violin teacher for my 2 1/2 year old mini Mozart. He started humming to Mozart at a month old. This tiny human has some serious natural talent - plays my keyboard and learning music from YouTube. I'm eager to help him nurture his gifts. He has advanced fine motor skills and finger coordination for his age. Most of the serious teachers won't start until he's 4. He's grown out of nursery songs.
I'm on the hunt for a piano, ukulele, or violin teacher for my 2 1/2 year old mini Mozart. He started humming to Mozart at a month old. This tiny human has some serious natural talent - plays my keyboard and learning music from YouTube. I'm eager to help him nurture his gifts. He has advanced fine motor skills and finger coordination for his age. Most of the serious teachers won't start until he's 4. He's grown out of nursery songs.

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Kids got bank

I take care of my kids. Each have a bank account with 6 figures and they're only 3 & 6. They go to private schools. And have everything they need. They are world travelers and have two passports each. They are also both bilingual. BECAUSE I'M THEIR PARENT AND NOT THEIR FRIEND. Seems people forget there's a difference.
I take care of my kids. Each have a bank account with 6 figures and they're only 3 & 6. They go to private schools. And have everything they need. They are world travelers and have two passports each. They are also both bilingual. BECAUSE I'M THEIR PARENT AND NOT THEIR FRIEND. Seems people forget there's a difference.

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Natural selection, or something

S ⚫9 mesi fa (modificato) I climbed a mountain twice in one day as a 16 year old just because I got myself lost. Spent 3 days entirely alone in the jungle. I walked out on my own using every bit of instinct and 16 year old invincibility I had. I've never once really respected these types of trips ever since. I actually just can't stand that people actually go to rescue them. Just let them there. If they make it out good for them. If they don't, good for us. It's not like I couldn't do it as a child. As a grown adult they should have more experience and knowledge if anything to work with. 72 &
S ⚫9 mesi fa (modificato) I climbed a mountain twice in one day as a 16 year old just because I got myself lost. Spent 3 days entirely alone in the jungle. I walked out on my own using every bit of instinct and 16 year old invincibility I had. I've never once really respected these types of trips ever since. I actually just can't stand that people actually go to rescue them. Just let them there. If they make it out good for them. If they don't, good for us. It's not like I couldn't do it as a child. As a grown adult they should have more experience and knowledge if anything to work with. 72 &

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Finnish Miku

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* Hair shaped like a fur cap and bear ears Detachable sleeves with zippers SUOMI FINLAND MENTIONED Bán AIGINAL ORIGINAL ORIGINAL Long hink KARHU 5,3 NOKIA m Bani beibi

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Poor kid

My 7 year old came home and asked me a what a video game was. I've never been more proud of my parenting. 19h Like Reply 17 likes he asked Santa for an excavator and snow boots. Hoping to hold on to this. 19h Like Reply 1 like
My 7 year old came home and asked me a what a video game was. I've never been more proud of my parenting. 19h Like Reply 17 likes he asked Santa for an excavator and snow boots. Hoping to hold on to this. 19h Like Reply 1 like

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Kids...

Reels Ο My three year old explained to my MIL (who thinks I'm insane) that he doesn't want polyester in his clothes for Christmas because "that's what Mamas car tires are made of and it won't feel good on my body." Well...he's not wrong 4w 283 likes sounds awesome 4w g your son ghes indoctrinated 4w 7 likes 13 likes
Reels Ο My three year old explained to my MIL (who thinks I'm insane) that he doesn't want polyester in his clothes for Christmas because "that's what Mamas car tires are made of and it won't feel good on my body." Well...he's not wrong 4w 283 likes sounds awesome 4w g your son ghes indoctrinated 4w 7 likes 13 likes

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Down with Target

| I never understood the fascination with Target. They're expensive. Maybe it's because I'm poor remember my son asking me one time when he was about 7, "Mom, why don't we shop at Target?" I said "Cause we Wallyworld folk". He replied "Can we go to Target just once?" I asked him why and he responded "To see how the other half live" 11h Like Reply 353 D
| I never understood the fascination with Target. They're expensive. Maybe it's because I'm poor remember my son asking me one time when he was about 7, "Mom, why don't we shop at Target?" I said "Cause we Wallyworld folk". He replied "Can we go to Target just once?" I asked him why and he responded "To see how the other half live" 11h Like Reply 353 D

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Read the signs, woman!

+ Follow 1d C Read the Signs...I was in Publix this morning when a female customer that appeared to be in her 30s approached a Publix employee stocking the shelves. The Publix employee was an elderly gentleman that appeared to be in his 70s at best and possibly in his 80s. The female customer asked, "What aisle would have canned beans?" and the Publix employee responded, "Lo siento, no hablo Ingles", which translates to "Sorry, no speak English." The female customer threw her arms in the air and exclaimed, "This is America. I can't believe this. Learn English!" I was embarrassed for the gentleman who may or may not have understood what she said and disgusted by the female customer's statements. Although I tried to hold my tongue, I could not do so albeit I was as respectful as I could possibly be. I asked the female customer, "Can you read?" to which she replied, "Yes. Of course." I then told her, "Read the signs. They're in English."
+ Follow 1d C Read the Signs...I was in Publix this morning when a female customer that appeared to be in her 30s approached a Publix employee stocking the shelves. The Publix employee was an elderly gentleman that appeared to be in his 70s at best and possibly in his 80s. The female customer asked, "What aisle would have canned beans?" and the Publix employee responded, "Lo siento, no hablo Ingles", which translates to "Sorry, no speak English." The female customer threw her arms in the air and exclaimed, "This is America. I can't believe this. Learn English!" I was embarrassed for the gentleman who may or may not have understood what she said and disgusted by the female customer's statements. Although I tried to hold my tongue, I could not do so albeit I was as respectful as I could possibly be. I asked the female customer, "Can you read?" to which she replied, "Yes. Of course." I then told her, "Read the signs. They're in English."

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A true hero!

4h ant To The Highly Intelligent | Marine... Probably like you and your guys, Marines have this...way...of being, when they feel threatened. Training kicks in. ... I got jumped by a gang, 6-1, as a guard in a hospital 20+ years ago. I was in my early 30s. 5 were bigger than me. They beat the unholy outta me but I wouldn't go down. Then I blacked out. When I awoke, a detective, whom I knew (!) had his 45 jammed in my jaw and his shield shoved in my eye, screaming at me, "You won! Stop fighting!" 1 That's when I saw the bodies I'd flattened and the few others running away. I don't remember any of the middle. Got an award from the hospital! Saved a girl's life too! They were going to pop her in the parking lot, in relation to something else happening elsewhere in the hospital. I sorta knew something heavy was about to go down. I interrupted their plans. So, good deed and all. 2 Like 9 Reply
4h ant To The Highly Intelligent | Marine... Probably like you and your guys, Marines have this...way...of being, when they feel threatened. Training kicks in. ... I got jumped by a gang, 6-1, as a guard in a hospital 20+ years ago. I was in my early 30s. 5 were bigger than me. They beat the unholy outta me but I wouldn't go down. Then I blacked out. When I awoke, a detective, whom I knew (!) had his 45 jammed in my jaw and his shield shoved in my eye, screaming at me, "You won! Stop fighting!" 1 That's when I saw the bodies I'd flattened and the few others running away. I don't remember any of the middle. Got an award from the hospital! Saved a girl's life too! They were going to pop her in the parking lot, in relation to something else happening elsewhere in the hospital. I sorta knew something heavy was about to go down. I interrupted their plans. So, good deed and all. 2 Like 9 Reply

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Miku and Teto warriors

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Hatsune Miku / Vocaloid
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What a guy

Benny Getsamani @B_A_orBP Follow I used to date this girl with 3 kids and one day her kids asked me to bring over chips, I got two big boxes from the store and when I got there her son gone say "aint nobody ever going in my mama room again except you"...my chest still hurt
Benny Getsamani @B_A_orBP Follow I used to date this girl with 3 kids and one day her kids asked me to bring over chips, I got two big boxes from the store and when I got there her son gone say "aint nobody ever going in my mama room again except you"...my chest still hurt

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Seems believable

Fun fact: I was working at a gas station overnight, i was robbed with a gun... i LITERALLY said "nice gun". He was actually nice after that. He set the gun down and talked to me like a normal human while i emptied the registers. This is not a joke. I'm infamous in this area because I literally had no reaction lol. I begged them to give me the camera footage but they wouldn't and I'm so sad about it.
Fun fact: I was working at a gas station overnight, i was robbed with a gun... i LITERALLY said "nice gun". He was actually nice after that. He set the gun down and talked to me like a normal human while i emptied the registers. This is not a joke. I'm infamous in this area because I literally had no reaction lol. I begged them to give me the camera footage but they wouldn't and I'm so sad about it.

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Happy New Year

Im at the mall yesterday just grabbing a coffee. outta nowhere this kid starts choking on a piece of candy. Everyones freaking out, but I stay calm. Military training kicked in bro. I walk over n do the Heimlich like its second nature n boom candy pops out. Kids mom is crying n people are clapping n someone even says are you a doctor? I just shrugged n said: Nah military happy new year
Im at the mall yesterday just grabbing a coffee. outta nowhere this kid starts choking on a piece of candy. Everyones freaking out, but I stay calm. Military training kicked in bro. I walk over n do the Heimlich like its second nature n boom candy pops out. Kids mom is crying n people are clapping n someone even says are you a doctor? I just shrugged n said: Nah military happy new year

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This definitely happened

Just went to Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says "Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!" So I tell her "wow this money is straight from the bank” and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. "Yep this one is counterfeit too, we may have to call the cops" So I'm like "WOW!!! Both of my $50's are fake!?!?" So then at this point I had one important question... "Lady are you using a sharpie!?!?" 2 She takes a loooong look at the marker .... "Yes sir I am" I feel like our society is doomed.... 50 CL 04257213 A L12 30 RENERVE NOTE 50 UNITED STATES OFAMERICA CL 04257213 A Lux Dance DOLLARS 50
Just went to Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says "Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!" So I tell her "wow this money is straight from the bank” and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. "Yep this one is counterfeit too, we may have to call the cops" So I'm like "WOW!!! Both of my $50's are fake!?!?" So then at this point I had one important question... "Lady are you using a sharpie!?!?" 2 She takes a loooong look at the marker .... "Yes sir I am" I feel like our society is doomed.... 50 CL 04257213 A L12 30 RENERVE NOTE 50 UNITED STATES OFAMERICA CL 04257213 A Lux Dance DOLLARS 50

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It's all ruined

r/AskAnAustralian 8.17m Has inclusion gone too far? Just wondering if anyone else feels that sometime inclusion has gone too far? I ask this as I am currently trying to find an activity or group to become involved with but almost every single group I am interested in has several special needs people involved with the focus on them all the time. Is it really that bad to want to spend quality time with like minded people without having to babysit others or sit around waiting for them to catch up? The latest disaster was a music group where the special needs people completely ruined the experience due to their inability to contribute sensibly. I was really annoyed having paid good money to learn absolutely nothing. The tutor was extremely embarrassed and apologetic, explaining she was simply not allowed to say no to special needs. In many areas I welcome inclusion but surely there should be limits, particularly when it starts to infringe on the enjoyment of others! It seems that every turn inclusion is being shoved in our faces and for me it's resulting in a lot of eye rolling. Vote ♡ 12
r/AskAnAustralian 8.17m Has inclusion gone too far? Just wondering if anyone else feels that sometime inclusion has gone too far? I ask this as I am currently trying to find an activity or group to become involved with but almost every single group I am interested in has several special needs people involved with the focus on them all the time. Is it really that bad to want to spend quality time with like minded people without having to babysit others or sit around waiting for them to catch up? The latest disaster was a music group where the special needs people completely ruined the experience due to their inability to contribute sensibly. I was really annoyed having paid good money to learn absolutely nothing. The tutor was extremely embarrassed and apologetic, explaining she was simply not allowed to say no to special needs. In many areas I welcome inclusion but surely there should be limits, particularly when it starts to infringe on the enjoyment of others! It seems that every turn inclusion is being shoved in our faces and for me it's resulting in a lot of eye rolling. Vote ♡ 12

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Real karma in action

What mfs think will happen if they're nice to the weird kids in school: Comments 566 ل Tik Tok @daily_images int Х Pinned by • 2mo ago (edited) Legit though. I befriended a new kid - we ended up being on different vibes and went out seperate ways. A couple years later, long story, but about 20 guys were chasing me down the street one night to give me a beating, wrong place wrong time. I was trying to draw them away from my friends, when suddenly, despite gaining on me, they stopped and turned around. It would be a couple more years before I bumped into that new kid again, when I learn that he had been with those guys. When he got close enough to recognise me, he called them off because I had been kind to him. That felt like real karma in action to me.
What mfs think will happen if they're nice to the weird kids in school: Comments 566 ل Tik Tok @daily_images int Х Pinned by • 2mo ago (edited) Legit though. I befriended a new kid - we ended up being on different vibes and went out seperate ways. A couple years later, long story, but about 20 guys were chasing me down the street one night to give me a beating, wrong place wrong time. I was trying to draw them away from my friends, when suddenly, despite gaining on me, they stopped and turned around. It would be a couple more years before I bumped into that new kid again, when I learn that he had been with those guys. When he got close enough to recognise me, he called them off because I had been kind to him. That felt like real karma in action to me.

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"If we switched a couple of letters in his name, nobody would notice." - George Lucas and Dave Filoni, probably | History Memes

When you are one of the greatest rulers of Ancient India but nowadays people only confuses your name with that of some alien girl from Star Wars
When you are one of the greatest rulers of Ancient India but nowadays people only confuses your name with that of some alien girl from Star Wars

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Of course it fell apart

17m I mean you can do small versions of this. I made a friend in Africa over mobile games of all places and after a few months of chatting, when I got a ridiculous tax return so sent him $2,000, I gave it to him. He opened up a bakery, which hired a bunch of people. Of course it fell apart when he started hitting on me and I had to stop talking to him. But nothing is stopping you from reverse scamming people. (Find randos in bad places and send them money. Western Union covers the whole world.) ◇ 6
17m I mean you can do small versions of this. I made a friend in Africa over mobile games of all places and after a few months of chatting, when I got a ridiculous tax return so sent him $2,000, I gave it to him. He opened up a bakery, which hired a bunch of people. Of course it fell apart when he started hitting on me and I had to stop talking to him. But nothing is stopping you from reverse scamming people. (Find randos in bad places and send them money. Western Union covers the whole world.) ◇ 6

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