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Me after reading 100 reddit posts a day that start with "Elon Musk"

Me after reading 100 reddit posts a day that start with "Elon Musk"

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Do they?

Showerthoughts + Join Posted by jt372. reddit The stairs at the top and bottom of a staircase get more traffic than the stairs in the middle. 1.4K upvotes Comment View 64 comments

Showerthoughts + Join Posted by jt372. reddit The stairs at the top and bottom of a staircase get more traffic than the stairs in the middle. 1.4K upvotes Comment View 64 comments

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Secret admirers

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by Weary_Word_5262. We will never know how many people have had a crush on us. 7.3K upvotes Comment View 509 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by Weary_Word_5262. We will never know how many people have had a crush on us. 7.3K upvotes Comment View 509 comments

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Pasta debate

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by Leontopod1um. Spaghetti are capable of holding much less sauce than other varieties of pasta, so they should be served relatively dry, but non-Italian restaurants almost always fail at this. 4.6K upvotes Comment View 170 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by Leontopod1um. Spaghetti are capable of holding much less sauce than other varieties of pasta, so they should be served relatively dry, but non-Italian restaurants almost always fail at this. 4.6K upvotes Comment View 170 comments

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Sometimes I can't tell...

Showerthoughts + Join Posted by Fitted 4. reddit Most of us just bet when the doctor asks if the glasses lens are better now or before and live forever with the consequences of that decision. 3.6K upvotes Comment View 151 comments

Showerthoughts + Join Posted by Fitted 4. reddit Most of us just bet when the doctor asks if the glasses lens are better now or before and live forever with the consequences of that decision. 3.6K upvotes Comment View 151 comments

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Day parties

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by stevethewatcher. If vampires sleep during the day, it stands to reason they would go clubbing during the day too. 2K upvotes Comment View 78 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by stevethewatcher. If vampires sleep during the day, it stands to reason they would go clubbing during the day too. 2K upvotes Comment View 78 comments

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Does she know?

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by MorsesTheHorse. The most unrealistic thing about the show "Bluey" is that Bingo is OK with the show being called "Bluey". 7K upvotes Comment View 219 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by MorsesTheHorse. The most unrealistic thing about the show "Bluey" is that Bingo is OK with the show being called "Bluey". 7K upvotes Comment View 219 comments

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So annoying

Showerthoughts Posted by lamSkudd. + Join reddit Video games seem like they'd be a great way to kill time in a "Groundhog Day" scenario until you realize your progress would reset every day. 8.8K upvotes Comment View 582 comments

Showerthoughts Posted by lamSkudd. + Join reddit Video games seem like they'd be a great way to kill time in a "Groundhog Day" scenario until you realize your progress would reset every day. 8.8K upvotes Comment View 582 comments

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If you want...

Showerthoughts Posted by IlOrannisll⚫ Join You can hire a clown to perform just for you. 1.4K upvotes Comment View 168 comments reddit

Showerthoughts Posted by IlOrannisll⚫ Join You can hire a clown to perform just for you. 1.4K upvotes Comment View 168 comments reddit

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Hmmm...

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by Contactlcy3963. Most of the Earth's sky is below you. 4.7K upvotes Comment View 162 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by Contactlcy3963. Most of the Earth's sky is below you. 4.7K upvotes Comment View 162 comments

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There is no way

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by SweatyLatina. Surely someone has died in surgery because the surgeon had to sneeze. 5.2K upvotes Comment View 168 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by SweatyLatina. Surely someone has died in surgery because the surgeon had to sneeze. 5.2K upvotes Comment View 168 comments

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The future is here

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by Weary_Word_5262. The gap between science fiction and science is getting thinner by the day. 2.7K upvotes Comment View 165 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by Weary_Word_5262. The gap between science fiction and science is getting thinner by the day. 2.7K upvotes Comment View 165 comments

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Stairs are hard

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by HappyPhage. If you miss the first step of a staircase, you often end up missing all the other steps as well. 2.8K upvotes Comment View 61 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by HappyPhage. If you miss the first step of a staircase, you often end up missing all the other steps as well. 2.8K upvotes Comment View 61 comments

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We are all worried

Showerthoughts Posted by MarcusDA. + Join reddit When I was a child, my parents worried about my friends being a bad influence on me. Now I'm an adult, and I'm worried that my parent's friends are bad influences on them. 1.4K upvotes Comment View 30 comments

Showerthoughts Posted by MarcusDA. + Join reddit When I was a child, my parents worried about my friends being a bad influence on me. Now I'm an adult, and I'm worried that my parent's friends are bad influences on them. 1.4K upvotes Comment View 30 comments

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It just isn't true

Showerthoughts Posted by I_make_things. + Join reddit "Do what you love and the money will follow" is Boomer advice from the 1970s when a $16 loan from Grandma could turn your ice cream stand into a multi-million dollar business. Today it's just horrible advice. 14K upvotes Comment View 620 comments

Showerthoughts Posted by I_make_things. + Join reddit "Do what you love and the money will follow" is Boomer advice from the 1970s when a $16 loan from Grandma could turn your ice cream stand into a multi-million dollar business. Today it's just horrible advice. 14K upvotes Comment View 620 comments

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Silly but true

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by MorsesTheHorse. Based on standard inflationary rates, if rapper 50 Cent began his career today, his name would be Dollar-O-One. 1.1K upvotes Comment View 31 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by MorsesTheHorse. Based on standard inflationary rates, if rapper 50 Cent began his career today, his name would be Dollar-O-One. 1.1K upvotes Comment View 31 comments

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Bad memory

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by avid-learner-bot. The erosion of human memory through overreliance on digital devices is not just a convenience but a profound shift that threatens the very essence of human cognition and independence. 2.4K upvotes Comment View 211 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by avid-learner-bot. The erosion of human memory through overreliance on digital devices is not just a convenience but a profound shift that threatens the very essence of human cognition and independence. 2.4K upvotes Comment View 211 comments

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Too much junk mail

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by AnonymousRand. Hogwarts letters probably wouldn't work nowadays since everyone would think they're spam. 3K upvotes Comment View 100 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by AnonymousRand. Hogwarts letters probably wouldn't work nowadays since everyone would think they're spam. 3K upvotes Comment View 100 comments

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It's too much

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by Fingerbob73. At some point in the mid 2000s, someone decided that saying double-you double-you double-you in front of every web address was too much effort and we all just collectively agreed. 10K upvotes Comment View 358 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by Fingerbob73. At some point in the mid 2000s, someone decided that saying double-you double-you double-you in front of every web address was too much effort and we all just collectively agreed. 10K upvotes Comment View 358 comments

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Truth

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by CrankyOptimist. Even though it's a movie about inanimate objects that magically come to life when no one is watching, the most unbelievable thing about Toy Story is how strong the claw machine's grip is. 1.4K upvotes Comment View 34 comments

Showerthoughts + Join reddit Posted by CrankyOptimist. Even though it's a movie about inanimate objects that magically come to life when no one is watching, the most unbelievable thing about Toy Story is how strong the claw machine's grip is. 1.4K upvotes Comment View 34 comments

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