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Important information about your application to ". Inbox N no-reply@us.... 18:21 to me ▾ Candidate first name Thanks so much for your interest in joining Company ! We recently closed our search and will no longer be interviewing for our Job name role. That being said, we'd be happy to keep your resume on file for future opportunities as we continue to grow. Best of luck with your future endeavors! Sincerely The Company Team
Important information about your application to ". Inbox N no-reply@us.... 18:21 to me ▾ Candidate first name Thanks so much for your interest in joining Company ! We recently closed our search and will no longer be interviewing for our Job name role. That being said, we'd be happy to keep your resume on file for future opportunities as we continue to grow. Best of luck with your future endeavors! Sincerely The Company Team

You Had One Job
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Feels like a trap

Desired pay Minimum income required *
Desired pay Minimum income required *

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No

Please submit your original drawing of an octopus fighting a pirate. Seriously. Do it.* * Attach Dropbox Google Drive Accepted file types: pdf, jpeg, jpg, png, heic, doc, docx, txt, rtf *We accept submissions using accessibility tools.
Please submit your original drawing of an octopus fighting a pirate. Seriously. Do it.* * Attach Dropbox Google Drive Accepted file types: pdf, jpeg, jpg, png, heic, doc, docx, txt, rtf *We accept submissions using accessibility tools.

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Talk about being out of touch

• 3rd+ + Follow IT Sales recruiter with 194 recommend... 13h Don't tell me you can't get a job. I used to live in Doncaster. When I was 21, I said to my Dad, "I'm going to go and get a job tomorrow." (This was 1999 in Doncaster and it was tough). He said, "How?" I said, "I'm going to print off my CV and walk around every shop in the town." That's what I did and I left with a job and started with The Newcastle Building Society the next Monday. So I put it to you, out of work salespeople. Have you created a list of every company you'd work for, found the right decision maker and canvassed them? If you haven't, you've no room to whinge about: 'Getting ghosted by recruiters' 'People not understanding your background. 'The short moves on your CV not being your fault.' 'The economy. I know it's harsh but it's true and you know it is.
• 3rd+ + Follow IT Sales recruiter with 194 recommend... 13h Don't tell me you can't get a job. I used to live in Doncaster. When I was 21, I said to my Dad, "I'm going to go and get a job tomorrow." (This was 1999 in Doncaster and it was tough). He said, "How?" I said, "I'm going to print off my CV and walk around every shop in the town." That's what I did and I left with a job and started with The Newcastle Building Society the next Monday. So I put it to you, out of work salespeople. Have you created a list of every company you'd work for, found the right decision maker and canvassed them? If you haven't, you've no room to whinge about: 'Getting ghosted by recruiters' 'People not understanding your background. 'The short moves on your CV not being your fault.' 'The economy. I know it's harsh but it's true and you know it is.

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Important update

no-reply@applicant-tracker.com "Important update regarding the status of your application." Jobseekers who haven't received 2,000+ rejection emails: O
no-reply@applicant-tracker.com "Important update regarding the status of your application." Jobseekers who haven't received 2,000+ rejection emails: O

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Interesting

"We are absolutely advocates of using Al to leverage productivity, but for this job position, we prefer to get to know YOU... not Al. Please refrain from using Al in response to any of the questions below. Do you agree that your responses will be 100% authentic and written entirely by you?" So you're ok with using Al to make people lose their jobs (essentially) but you're not ok with people ourselves using it to improve our own situations?
"We are absolutely advocates of using Al to leverage productivity, but for this job position, we prefer to get to know YOU... not Al. Please refrain from using Al in response to any of the questions below. Do you agree that your responses will be 100% authentic and written entirely by you?" So you're ok with using Al to make people lose their jobs (essentially) but you're not ok with people ourselves using it to improve our own situations?

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This rejection email

decline Inbox R recruiter-do-not-r... Feb 6 to me ^ |||| From recruiter-do-not-reply@hankeygroup.com To rios rios Date no Feb 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM Standard encryption (TLS) Learn more ← Reply → Forward
decline Inbox R recruiter-do-not-r... Feb 6 to me ^ |||| From recruiter-do-not-reply@hankeygroup.com To rios rios Date no Feb 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM Standard encryption (TLS) Learn more ← Reply → Forward

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This seems odd

Full job description Title: API Integration/Support Specialist Duration: 6+ months contract with possible extension Location: OPEN TO ALL DIGITAL HUBS (PREFER ATL OR MNPLS) Job Description: WORKING HOURS: 8-4:30 EST TOP REQUIREMENTS: o Deep Understanding of API Management (APIGEE) o Technical troubleshooting via Splunk o Good Understanding of the mTLS certificates and verification of the certificates o Hands on for the openssl and keytool commands o Worked on ServiceNow case management system o user experience/feature testing 2-3 years not looking for candidates with 10+ years of experience, 5+ years only o backlog management (JIRA preferred) 1-2 years o workflows/process documentation 1-2 years ADDITIONAL INFO ABOUT THIS ROLE: Primarily, this role is focused on launch readiness. We often update our API products and services however we need to be sure we do this with intention so that we are setting our Customer Assistance teams up to be successful. Job Details: The API Customer Experience Professional is responsible for coordinating and driving activities to ensure an optimal experience. From defining the customer's end-to-end journey to managing technical inquiries during their integration with Bank APIs, we're looking for
Full job description Title: API Integration/Support Specialist Duration: 6+ months contract with possible extension Location: OPEN TO ALL DIGITAL HUBS (PREFER ATL OR MNPLS) Job Description: WORKING HOURS: 8-4:30 EST TOP REQUIREMENTS: o Deep Understanding of API Management (APIGEE) o Technical troubleshooting via Splunk o Good Understanding of the mTLS certificates and verification of the certificates o Hands on for the openssl and keytool commands o Worked on ServiceNow case management system o user experience/feature testing 2-3 years not looking for candidates with 10+ years of experience, 5+ years only o backlog management (JIRA preferred) 1-2 years o workflows/process documentation 1-2 years ADDITIONAL INFO ABOUT THIS ROLE: Primarily, this role is focused on launch readiness. We often update our API products and services however we need to be sure we do this with intention so that we are setting our Customer Assistance teams up to be successful. Job Details: The API Customer Experience Professional is responsible for coordinating and driving activities to ensure an optimal experience. From defining the customer's end-to-end journey to managing technical inquiries during their integration with Bank APIs, we're looking for

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Like, really?

Please describe the best day of your life: * Press Return or Tab to Continue made with mematic Me just wanting a job
Please describe the best day of your life: * Press Return or Tab to Continue made with mematic Me just wanting a job

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Gomer is starving

gomer @gomergimpson What should gomer eat? donuts donuts O votes. Final results 1:28 AM • Feb 4, 2025 183.9K Views 0% 0%
gomer @gomergimpson What should gomer eat? donuts donuts O votes. Final results 1:28 AM • Feb 4, 2025 183.9K Views 0% 0%

Gomer Gimpson
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Haha...

MASTER DEGREE +3 YEARS OF XP IN APPRENTICESHIP UNEMPLOYED BECAUSE TOOJUNIOR imgflip.com
MASTER DEGREE +3 YEARS OF XP IN APPRENTICESHIP UNEMPLOYED BECAUSE TOOJUNIOR imgflip.com

Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny
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DogeCross

DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT NT EFFICIENCY DOGE D DEMOCRATS
DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT NT EFFICIENCY DOGE D DEMOCRATS

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Tell me about yourself?

In under 150 characters, tell us something fun about yourself.** Tell me something fun about your boring life as an HR schmuck G What experience do you have delivering SaaS projects to outside clients?** I am waiting... What's your citizenchia/ O G
In under 150 characters, tell us something fun about yourself.** Tell me something fun about your boring life as an HR schmuck G What experience do you have delivering SaaS projects to outside clients?** I am waiting... What's your citizenchia/ O G

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Anything else?

.... 、2 2 : i Messaging with this employer is currently disabled. Please check back later. Job type: Contract 1.7:35 am Today , thanks so much for applying to this role! The next step in the process is to record a short video using Loom.com, where you: 1. Introduce yourself 2. Let us know why you're excited about the role 3. Share a 30 second pitch of our company, When you have chance, please email this loom video link to ba com! Messaging currently disabled U Send
.... 、2 2 : i Messaging with this employer is currently disabled. Please check back later. Job type: Contract 1.7:35 am Today , thanks so much for applying to this role! The next step in the process is to record a short video using Loom.com, where you: 1. Introduce yourself 2. Let us know why you're excited about the role 3. Share a 30 second pitch of our company, When you have chance, please email this loom video link to ba com! Messaging currently disabled U Send

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Suspicious range

Abby Also Consider Based on your resume Healthcare Recruiter at Jobot Health Secure Top Talent to Drive Healthcare Excellence REMOTE • Newport Beach, CA $ $80,000 - $600,000 1-Click Apply
Abby Also Consider Based on your resume Healthcare Recruiter at Jobot Health Secure Top Talent to Drive Healthcare Excellence REMOTE • Newport Beach, CA $ $80,000 - $600,000 1-Click Apply

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Ain't no way...

Requirements added by the job poster • 30+ years of work experience with Full-Stack • Development 34+ years of work experience with Neural Networks • 26+ years of work experience with Databases
Requirements added by the job poster • 30+ years of work experience with Full-Stack • Development 34+ years of work experience with Neural Networks • 26+ years of work experience with Databases

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Too real

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Junior senior

I hope you are doing well. Thank you so much for taking valuable time out of your schedule to speak with me and interview with for the Junior Events Manager role. She has completed 1st round interviews for the position and it is with great disappointment that I share the news that she has decided not to progress your candidacy further. said that this was a very difficult decision to make because she is highly impressed by all you've accomplished so early in your career. But, after reassessing the team's needs - she'd like to target candidates that are more senior. I know this is very disappointing news to receive, but please know that decision is by no means a negative reflection of how you interviewed. She spoke very positively of you and said she'd be more than happy to consider you for future opportunities.
I hope you are doing well. Thank you so much for taking valuable time out of your schedule to speak with me and interview with for the Junior Events Manager role. She has completed 1st round interviews for the position and it is with great disappointment that I share the news that she has decided not to progress your candidacy further. said that this was a very difficult decision to make because she is highly impressed by all you've accomplished so early in your career. But, after reassessing the team's needs - she'd like to target candidates that are more senior. I know this is very disappointing news to receive, but please know that decision is by no means a negative reflection of how you interviewed. She spoke very positively of you and said she'd be more than happy to consider you for future opportunities.

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Is that what's happening?

made with mematic LEFT EXIT 12 Quality employees Cheaper employees with half the experience Some pennypinching HR goon EAST ST. WESTWOOD
made with mematic LEFT EXIT 12 Quality employees Cheaper employees with half the experience Some pennypinching HR goon EAST ST. WESTWOOD

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Usually prefer helmetless | /r/grimdank

Lets see the other options LET'S KEEP THIS ON.
Lets see the other options LET'S KEEP THIS ON.

Warhammer 40,000
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