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Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I asked my wife to rate my listening skills yesterday... she said: "you're an 8 on a scale of 10"... ... I still don't know why she told me to urinate on a skeleton!

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I asked my wife to rate my listening skills yesterday... she said: "you're an 8 on a scale of 10"... ... I still don't know why she told me to urinate on a skeleton!

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Take her flowers, she said

I said to him, "when you visit my mum in hospital, you should take her flowers" You waited till she wasn't looking, then you took her flowers And I did exactly that IG: PUN BIBLE

I said to him, "when you visit my mum in hospital, you should take her flowers" You waited till she wasn't looking, then you took her flowers And I did exactly that IG: PUN BIBLE

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Hymns and hearse

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes Why do they say "Amen" instead of "A woman" at the end of songs at church? Because they are hymns, not hers.

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes Why do they say "Amen" instead of "A woman" at the end of songs at church? Because they are hymns, not hers.

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Two birds right?

The wife said "here's £20, get the dog a warm jacket, if there's any money left" get yourself a beer. 18 PACK Heineken

The wife said "here's £20, get the dog a warm jacket, if there's any money left" get yourself a beer. 18 PACK Heineken

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Sign Language

whatsabbiesinsta 2d what's the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language 30 Q Dad Club >

whatsabbiesinsta 2d what's the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language 30 Q Dad Club >

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Copy that.

Me: Suspect is dancing naked through the streets of downtown. Dispatch: Copy that. Me: I'll try but I'm not much of a dancer.

Me: Suspect is dancing naked through the streets of downtown. Dispatch: Copy that. Me: I'll try but I'm not much of a dancer.

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Free Indian VPN for PUBG

StashVPN By Kodrite Free Indian VPN for PUBG Enhance your experience with our Free Indian VPN for PUBG, providing fast speeds and reliable connections. Perfect for bypassing geo-restrictions and accessing the game seamlessly from India. 1 2 Free VPN for Android Enjoy secure and unrestricted browsing with our Free VPN for Android. Offering fast speeds and robust protection, it's the perfect solution for a smooth and private mobile experience. Free Indian VPN for PUBG Enhance your experience with our Free Indian VPN for PUBG, providing fast speeds and reliable connections. Perfect for bypassing geo-restrictions and accessing the game seamlessly from India. 3 4 Best VPN for Tiktok Discover the Best VPN for TikTok, offering high-speed connections and robust security to access and enjoy content without restrictions. Perfect for bypassing geo-blocks and enhancing your TikTok experience. CONTACT US TG:- @parulkalra https://stashvpn.com/ 5

StashVPN By Kodrite Free Indian VPN for PUBG Enhance your experience with our Free Indian VPN for PUBG, providing fast speeds and reliable connections. Perfect for bypassing geo-restrictions and accessing the game seamlessly from India. 1 2 Free VPN for Android Enjoy secure and unrestricted browsing with our Free VPN for Android. Offering fast speeds and robust protection, it's the perfect solution for a smooth and private mobile experience. Free Indian VPN for PUBG Enhance your experience with our Free Indian VPN for PUBG, providing fast speeds and reliable connections. Perfect for bypassing geo-restrictions and accessing the game seamlessly from India. 3 4 Best VPN for Tiktok Discover the Best VPN for TikTok, offering high-speed connections and robust security to access and enjoy content without restrictions. Perfect for bypassing geo-blocks and enhancing your TikTok experience. CONTACT US TG:- @parulkalra https://stashvpn.com/ 5

Noah fence

Hope this post isn't a fence sieve to anyone

Hope this post isn't a fence sieve to anyone

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After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit. 8:47 AM - Jan 8, 2025 X

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit. 8:47 AM - Jan 8, 2025 X

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Did you take the spider out?

Did you take the spider out instead of killing it? I sure did... We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works in web design. / @DadSayss

Did you take the spider out instead of killing it? I sure did... We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works in web design. / @DadSayss

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When you're high on pervitin: | History Memes

Look Ivan! That lone crazy ass Finn is charging at us

Look Ivan! That lone crazy ass Finn is charging at us

The official name for the Berlin Wall in East Germany: | History Memes

The Berlin Wall (Die Berliner Mauer) The Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart (Antifaschistischer Schutzwall)

The Berlin Wall (Die Berliner Mauer) The Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart (Antifaschistischer Schutzwall)

read the first word of the community note

@zAnglezz read the first word of the community note Johnny Midnight @its_The_Dr Jan 4 On 9-11 as the plane hit there was a Flash, what was this Flash? SOURCE: CNN 2,487 Readers added context Massive amounts of friction among large hunks of metal caused this baruch.cuny.edu/nycdata/disast.... Do you find this helpful? 4:17 AM ⚫ Jan 5, 2025 1.7M Views Rate it

@zAnglezz read the first word of the community note Johnny Midnight @its_The_Dr Jan 4 On 9-11 as the plane hit there was a Flash, what was this Flash? SOURCE: CNN 2,487 Readers added context Massive amounts of friction among large hunks of metal caused this baruch.cuny.edu/nycdata/disast.... Do you find this helpful? 4:17 AM ⚫ Jan 5, 2025 1.7M Views Rate it

Ninja's "Massive" / You Know What Else Is Massive?

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Nothing MASSIVE happened this year, the memes were really LOW in quality, or is it my memory that is starting to FADE?

Nerdctor @hctrlopez_n ༨ Nothing MASSIVE happened this year, the memes were really LOW in quality, or is it my memory that is starting to FADE? II GIF = 5:41 PM • Dec 28, 2024 88.4K Views

Nerdctor @hctrlopez_n ༨ Nothing MASSIVE happened this year, the memes were really LOW in quality, or is it my memory that is starting to FADE? II GIF = 5:41 PM • Dec 28, 2024 88.4K Views

Ninja's "Massive" / You Know What Else Is Massive?

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Ninja Biting Lip / Haircut Recommendation GIF

Ninja's "Massive" / You Know What Else Is Massive?

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I genuinely cannot ever recall seeing someone say this, but I keep seeing memes about people with th...

Are the people saying "Chaos are the good guys" In the room with us right now?

Are the people saying "Chaos are the good guys" In the room with us right now?

Warhammer 40,000

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Probably thought it was a demon | History Memes

IMAGINE BEING A NATIVE AMERICAN IN 1492 AND SEEING THIS BIZARRE THING STEP OFF A SHIP

IMAGINE BEING A NATIVE AMERICAN IN 1492 AND SEEING THIS BIZARRE THING STEP OFF A SHIP

chileanon mocks antivaxxtards | /r/Greentext

1/1 h7weUu9k. CL 35m (01/09/25 18:35). 493789420 3 Replies >>493788634 >retards refuse to vaccinate >same retards refuse to wear masks >the same retards refuse to stay at home >so we can't be sure covid is completely gone >AAAA covid never ended guys!!!! how could this be!!!!!

1/1 h7weUu9k. CL 35m (01/09/25 18:35). 493789420 3 Replies >>493788634 >retards refuse to vaccinate >same retards refuse to wear masks >the same retards refuse to stay at home >so we can't be sure covid is completely gone >AAAA covid never ended guys!!!! how could this be!!!!!

Greentext Stories

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Mansplaining

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes My wife gave me a long explanation about mansplaining I guess I can call it shelaborating

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes My wife gave me a long explanation about mansplaining I guess I can call it shelaborating

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Pucci builds a PC. | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

Because you visited this community before r/PcBuild 12h Is this enough thermal paste? Join 6.3k O 709 .3k

Because you visited this community before r/PcBuild 12h Is this enough thermal paste? Join 6.3k O 709 .3k

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

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