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Experience NSTITUTE BROH TECHNOLOGY Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur 18 yrs 5 mos Professor Jul 2016 Present 8 yrs 7 mos Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh, India I am now the master of my domain. Associate Professor Mar 2012 Jul 2016 4 yrs 5 mos No longer an assistant to a professor. Lick above and kick below is my new paradigm. Assistant Professor Sep 2006 Mar 2012 5 yrs 7 mos Every day was a Sunday. I worked Sundays. UNIVERSITY OF Research Assistant Cambridge University CAMBRIDGE Sep 2004 Sep 2006 - 2 yrs 1 mo Every day was a Sunday.

Experience NSTITUTE BROH TECHNOLOGY Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur 18 yrs 5 mos Professor Jul 2016 Present 8 yrs 7 mos Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh, India I am now the master of my domain. Associate Professor Mar 2012 Jul 2016 4 yrs 5 mos No longer an assistant to a professor. Lick above and kick below is my new paradigm. Assistant Professor Sep 2006 Mar 2012 5 yrs 7 mos Every day was a Sunday. I worked Sundays. UNIVERSITY OF Research Assistant Cambridge University CAMBRIDGE Sep 2004 Sep 2006 - 2 yrs 1 mo Every day was a Sunday.

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Pick one

Simon Squibb - 2nd Investor & Founder at HelpBnk 2h Edited £10,000 or my book? + Follow If I asked a random person this question, what do you think they'd choose? Honestly, I fully expected her to say £10,000 without hesitation. But she didn't. She chose the book. And let me tell you, she chose correctly. Here's why: Had she chosen the money, it would've just been spent, dwindling down to zero eventually. Instead, by choosing the knowledge in my book, she now has access to the tools and strategies to turn money into MORE money. Her original plan was to put the £10k towards a mortgage. This would've essentially been her PAYING for another boss. But her decision showed me something far more important: commitment. Because of her choice, I now feel compelled to help her even more. I see her potential, and I'm going to do everything I can to help her achieve financial freedom (so long as she stays dedicated). Sometimes, the right decision isn't the easiest one. But it's the one that leads to the most growth. The more risk you take, the luckier you get. Would you have made the same choice? Home Video My Network Notifications Jobs

Simon Squibb - 2nd Investor & Founder at HelpBnk 2h Edited £10,000 or my book? + Follow If I asked a random person this question, what do you think they'd choose? Honestly, I fully expected her to say £10,000 without hesitation. But she didn't. She chose the book. And let me tell you, she chose correctly. Here's why: Had she chosen the money, it would've just been spent, dwindling down to zero eventually. Instead, by choosing the knowledge in my book, she now has access to the tools and strategies to turn money into MORE money. Her original plan was to put the £10k towards a mortgage. This would've essentially been her PAYING for another boss. But her decision showed me something far more important: commitment. Because of her choice, I now feel compelled to help her even more. I see her potential, and I'm going to do everything I can to help her achieve financial freedom (so long as she stays dedicated). Sometimes, the right decision isn't the easiest one. But it's the one that leads to the most growth. The more risk you take, the luckier you get. Would you have made the same choice? Home Video My Network Notifications Jobs

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'Fit check

Promïssyi White ⚫3rd+ Principal Consultant ⚫ Headhunter ⚫021 ... 2d. + Follow I spent the Summer in South Africa where unemployment sits at 32.1%. ... see more 30 CCO Daniel Wharton and 426 others 71 comments • 5 reposts

Promïssyi White ⚫3rd+ Principal Consultant ⚫ Headhunter ⚫021 ... 2d. + Follow I spent the Summer in South Africa where unemployment sits at 32.1%. ... see more 30 CCO Daniel Wharton and 426 others 71 comments • 5 reposts

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a backwards island on the edge of Europe: "...you know what I'm thinking, chaps?" | History Memes

Baghdad, city of the caliphs!! WHERE SHOULD THE LARGEST LAND EMPIRE IN HISTORY EMERGE? Constantinople, city of the emperors! MONGOLIA, MIDDLE OF F------ NOWHERE Employe month Viceprendent imgflip.com

Baghdad, city of the caliphs!! WHERE SHOULD THE LARGEST LAND EMPIRE IN HISTORY EMERGE? Constantinople, city of the emperors! MONGOLIA, MIDDLE OF F------ NOWHERE Employe month Viceprendent imgflip.com

Working on a Saturday

Heath Purgahn • 3rd+ Regional Director @ Campus Outreach... 3d Edited→ "Don't work on Saturday mornings" said no one who cares about their job + Follow I'm not talking about grinding every weekend. I'm talking about those perfect Saturday mornings: -Quiet house. -Hot single origin coffee -Clear calendar. Just you and 3 uninterrupted hours to think bigger, knock out a few tasks, plan for next week etc. Leading 25 staff and a $1M organization has taught me something: -Saturday mornings aren't about catching up -They're about getting ahead. When I was starting, one focused Saturday morning could: -Turn a good idea into a concrete plan -Help me see someone or something that was falling through the cracks -Give me fresh new ideas that wouldn't come to mind during the week -Helped me be way more proactive at home the rest of the day To the young leaders out there: You don't need to sacrifice every weekend. But finding those occasional perfect Saturday mornings? Game changer. 2,264 454 comments 52 reposts

Heath Purgahn • 3rd+ Regional Director @ Campus Outreach... 3d Edited→ "Don't work on Saturday mornings" said no one who cares about their job + Follow I'm not talking about grinding every weekend. I'm talking about those perfect Saturday mornings: -Quiet house. -Hot single origin coffee -Clear calendar. Just you and 3 uninterrupted hours to think bigger, knock out a few tasks, plan for next week etc. Leading 25 staff and a $1M organization has taught me something: -Saturday mornings aren't about catching up -They're about getting ahead. When I was starting, one focused Saturday morning could: -Turn a good idea into a concrete plan -Help me see someone or something that was falling through the cracks -Give me fresh new ideas that wouldn't come to mind during the week -Helped me be way more proactive at home the rest of the day To the young leaders out there: You don't need to sacrifice every weekend. But finding those occasional perfect Saturday mornings? Game changer. 2,264 454 comments 52 reposts

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What a development

Jensen Huang Founder and CEO, NVIDIA Experience Founder and CEO NVIDIA NVIDIA 1993 - Present - 32 yrs 1 mo Denny's eld 1942 (20 Gea Pixe 1990 Ligh Dishwasher, Busboy, Waiter Denny's Seasonal 1978 - 1983-5 yrs

Jensen Huang Founder and CEO, NVIDIA Experience Founder and CEO NVIDIA NVIDIA 1993 - Present - 32 yrs 1 mo Denny's eld 1942 (20 Gea Pixe 1990 Ligh Dishwasher, Busboy, Waiter Denny's Seasonal 1978 - 1983-5 yrs

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Cringing

Dino Pacella • 2nd + Follow Founder & CEO of National Finance Brokers ... 4h-> Last night, I experienced one of those classic parenting moments. My 18-year-old daughter was picked up for a date. Safe to say, I made sure the young man knew exactly where he stood. The handshake? Extra firm. The tone? Deep and deliberate. The only words? "My daughter means everything to me, so your sole and only responsibility tonight is her safety. Understood? Got me thinking, what have you done when your child was picked up for a date? Did you go full Bad Boys routine? Maybe took some inspiration from Den of Thieves? Or did you play it. cool? Let me know how you handled it!

Dino Pacella • 2nd + Follow Founder & CEO of National Finance Brokers ... 4h-> Last night, I experienced one of those classic parenting moments. My 18-year-old daughter was picked up for a date. Safe to say, I made sure the young man knew exactly where he stood. The handshake? Extra firm. The tone? Deep and deliberate. The only words? "My daughter means everything to me, so your sole and only responsibility tonight is her safety. Understood? Got me thinking, what have you done when your child was picked up for a date? Did you go full Bad Boys routine? Maybe took some inspiration from Den of Thieves? Or did you play it. cool? Let me know how you handled it!

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Don't do this

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Called out

. Siraj Raval • 3rd+ Founder of TraderGPT 1mo → + Follow In 2019, I used Al in research & got blacklisted-my career destroyed, a Netflix doc canceled, the European Space Agency pulled my invite. 5 years later, they all use Al. They called me a fraud. I was just early. Watch what happened next↓ Play THEY COLED ME PLAGIARIST 4:23 1x CC 60 comments • 6 reposts Ce☺ 202 Reactions Like A Add a comment... Comment Repost Share Most relevant Robert Smith • 3rd+ . Data Science Lead | Healthcare | Energy 1mo Seriously, Siraj? You never claimed to be using GPT when you plagiarized that paper or over the last five years. You're saying it now, but I find it hard to believe that GPT generated the Killoran paper verbatim with convenient re- phrasing from 'we' to 'l', used of weird terms (like quantum door), and generated identical illustrations. Like 78 | Reply 10 Replies See previous replies ...more

. Siraj Raval • 3rd+ Founder of TraderGPT 1mo → + Follow In 2019, I used Al in research & got blacklisted-my career destroyed, a Netflix doc canceled, the European Space Agency pulled my invite. 5 years later, they all use Al. They called me a fraud. I was just early. Watch what happened next↓ Play THEY COLED ME PLAGIARIST 4:23 1x CC 60 comments • 6 reposts Ce☺ 202 Reactions Like A Add a comment... Comment Repost Share Most relevant Robert Smith • 3rd+ . Data Science Lead | Healthcare | Energy 1mo Seriously, Siraj? You never claimed to be using GPT when you plagiarized that paper or over the last five years. You're saying it now, but I find it hard to believe that GPT generated the Killoran paper verbatim with convenient re- phrasing from 'we' to 'l', used of weird terms (like quantum door), and generated identical illustrations. Like 78 | Reply 10 Replies See previous replies ...more

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Do it

Maurice Tessier Barrera 3rd+ Sales Solutions for Energy Markets 1d + Follow e... If you're a guy in your early 20s, buy an LNG tanker Go into debt if you have to This is not satire. You can get a 24-year old tanker for $20 million Having an LNG tanker communicates status. And the LNG market is set to rapidly grow as nations shift away from coal 1 P N G nws Like Comment Repost Send

Maurice Tessier Barrera 3rd+ Sales Solutions for Energy Markets 1d + Follow e... If you're a guy in your early 20s, buy an LNG tanker Go into debt if you have to This is not satire. You can get a 24-year old tanker for $20 million Having an LNG tanker communicates status. And the LNG market is set to rapidly grow as nations shift away from coal 1 P N G nws Like Comment Repost Send

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This is terrifying

2nd 10M+ Impressions | C.E.O. & M.D. at ... 5h What's the ideal age to get married?? + Follow biologically 15, socially 26, legally after 18, culturally 24-28, economically above 30 and logically never. C62 A and 44 others 4 comments e Like Comment Repost Share

2nd 10M+ Impressions | C.E.O. & M.D. at ... 5h What's the ideal age to get married?? + Follow biologically 15, socially 26, legally after 18, culturally 24-28, economically above 30 and logically never. C62 A and 44 others 4 comments e Like Comment Repost Share

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Crazy...

Rhys @RhysSullivan ⚫1д. Wow, a resume just came across my desk with this GitHub contribution chart We offered him a $500k/year job without even interviewing 10,306 contributions in the last year Dec Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Mon Wed Fri Learn how we count contributions Less More

Rhys @RhysSullivan ⚫1д. Wow, a resume just came across my desk with this GitHub contribution chart We offered him a $500k/year job without even interviewing 10,306 contributions in the last year Dec Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Mon Wed Fri Learn how we count contributions Less More

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Never procrastinate

cle Have you ever heard a crack head say: "I have no money, I'm not going to smoke today". No. They always find a way. Are you gonna let a crack head out hustle you today? - BMC Chronicle PROCRASTINATION IS FOR THE WEAK!

cle Have you ever heard a crack head say: "I have no money, I'm not going to smoke today". No. They always find a way. Are you gonna let a crack head out hustle you today? - BMC Chronicle PROCRASTINATION IS FOR THE WEAK!

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He seems sad

= Hindustan Times 100 Subscribe 'How long can you stare at your wife?': L&T chairman says he wants employees to work on Sunday too By Sanya Jain X Jan 09, 2025 11:12 AM IST go The chairman of Larsen & Toubro, SN Subrahmanyan, has come under fire for saying that employees should work 90 hours a week.

= Hindustan Times 100 Subscribe 'How long can you stare at your wife?': L&T chairman says he wants employees to work on Sunday too By Sanya Jain X Jan 09, 2025 11:12 AM IST go The chairman of Larsen & Toubro, SN Subrahmanyan, has come under fire for saying that employees should work 90 hours a week.

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Sorry?

Suggested Sergio Ermacora • 3rd+ I help firms find the right finance expert remotely with... 6d- + Follow Want to know why BlackRock pays quants $400K+? This interview question reveals what they're really looking for (hint: it's not your math skills). ...more BLACKROCK Quantitative Analyst Interview Question Murderers in a field You are guarding 100 murderers in a field, and you have a gun with a single bullet. If any one of the murderers has a non-zero probability of surviving, he will attempt to escape. If a murderer is certain of death, he will not attempt an escape. How do you stop them from escaping? 637 141 comments · 6 reposts Like → Comment Repost Send

Suggested Sergio Ermacora • 3rd+ I help firms find the right finance expert remotely with... 6d- + Follow Want to know why BlackRock pays quants $400K+? This interview question reveals what they're really looking for (hint: it's not your math skills). ...more BLACKROCK Quantitative Analyst Interview Question Murderers in a field You are guarding 100 murderers in a field, and you have a gun with a single bullet. If any one of the murderers has a non-zero probability of surviving, he will attempt to escape. If a murderer is certain of death, he will not attempt an escape. How do you stop them from escaping? 637 141 comments · 6 reposts Like → Comment Repost Send

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Classic

Joe Arrigo • 1st Director of Talent | HHM Talent | Aut inveniam viam aut faciam | INTJ | Enneagram 5 Visit my website 45m. → My daily routine as a Recruiter: 7am-post a couple fake jobs 8am - show up 45 mins late to a call with candidate 9am- lowball offers 10am- steal an agency candidate without paying their fee 1030- post a job saying it's remote when it's really onsite 1045-post another job listing salary range between $90-652k 11am- ghost candidates after their 3rd round interview 12pm - send out Al generated messages without editing 1pm-3pm lunch 3-5pm - blame market headwinds on lack of good candidates What's your routine as a Recruiter?

Joe Arrigo • 1st Director of Talent | HHM Talent | Aut inveniam viam aut faciam | INTJ | Enneagram 5 Visit my website 45m. → My daily routine as a Recruiter: 7am-post a couple fake jobs 8am - show up 45 mins late to a call with candidate 9am- lowball offers 10am- steal an agency candidate without paying their fee 1030- post a job saying it's remote when it's really onsite 1045-post another job listing salary range between $90-652k 11am- ghost candidates after their 3rd round interview 12pm - send out Al generated messages without editing 1pm-3pm lunch 3-5pm - blame market headwinds on lack of good candidates What's your routine as a Recruiter?

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Terrible take

David Weinstein • 2nd . + Follow Principal @ Brookshire | MBA 1d. CEOs are some of the lowest paid people on earth, when income is calculated as a percentage of value created. For example, a minimum wage worker costs a company 35,000 per year, and may only add 50-75k in value, or 50% ratio. Jamie Dimon, for example, cost chase $46mm in 23, and added 98b in value. Or 0.046% ratio CCO 28 10 comments Like → Comment Useful tips Interesting Add a comment... Repost Send Insightful Love this I agree > Most relevant ▾ Dean Burley 3rd+ Carpet Estimator / Washed Up Wrestler / Jiu Jitsu Coach This might be the worst take I've ever seen in my entire life Like 1 Reply Brandon Conrad • 2nd Real Estate Development Manager 13m 1h Looks like LinkedIn is just becoming Facebook for people with 9-5s. Zero substance in this post. Like 2 Reply System S

David Weinstein • 2nd . + Follow Principal @ Brookshire | MBA 1d. CEOs are some of the lowest paid people on earth, when income is calculated as a percentage of value created. For example, a minimum wage worker costs a company 35,000 per year, and may only add 50-75k in value, or 50% ratio. Jamie Dimon, for example, cost chase $46mm in 23, and added 98b in value. Or 0.046% ratio CCO 28 10 comments Like → Comment Useful tips Interesting Add a comment... Repost Send Insightful Love this I agree > Most relevant ▾ Dean Burley 3rd+ Carpet Estimator / Washed Up Wrestler / Jiu Jitsu Coach This might be the worst take I've ever seen in my entire life Like 1 Reply Brandon Conrad • 2nd Real Estate Development Manager 13m 1h Looks like LinkedIn is just becoming Facebook for people with 9-5s. Zero substance in this post. Like 2 Reply System S

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Yikes

COLENTOWOR HOPENTOW 1st Cybersecurity and Information Technology analyst. Elias McCoy OPENTOV DEC 27, 2024 Elias McCoy 12:32 am Hi beautiful I recently put in an application with your company for a clinical r sas programmer role. Would you be able to connect me with the hiring team so we can schedule an interview? OHENTO Thanks, Elias TODAY Elias McCoy 8:29 am Wow thanks for ignoring me you w

COLENTOWOR HOPENTOW 1st Cybersecurity and Information Technology analyst. Elias McCoy OPENTOV DEC 27, 2024 Elias McCoy 12:32 am Hi beautiful I recently put in an application with your company for a clinical r sas programmer role. Would you be able to connect me with the hiring team so we can schedule an interview? OHENTO Thanks, Elias TODAY Elias McCoy 8:29 am Wow thanks for ignoring me you w

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aid zz

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Highly disappointed

Navneet Prakash. 3rd+ Senior Angular Developer 1w. Edited. + Follow "I am highly disappointed as India has shifted from a six-day workweek to five" "Yes, I do not believe in work-life balance" "Indians require sacrifice, not relaxation" "I used to reach the office at 6:30 am and leave at around 8:40 pm" "I maintained an intense schedule of 14-hour days, six and a half days a week" - NARAYAN MURTHY Source: https://lnkd.in/gdasu5Jd 933 IC

Navneet Prakash. 3rd+ Senior Angular Developer 1w. Edited. + Follow "I am highly disappointed as India has shifted from a six-day workweek to five" "Yes, I do not believe in work-life balance" "Indians require sacrifice, not relaxation" "I used to reach the office at 6:30 am and leave at around 8:40 pm" "I maintained an intense schedule of 14-hour days, six and a half days a week" - NARAYAN MURTHY Source: https://lnkd.in/gdasu5Jd 933 IC

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