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Emo Philips

"I caught a huge fish and I was dying to mount it...but there were people watching."
"I caught a huge fish and I was dying to mount it...but there were people watching."

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Jimmy Carr

"When I told my friends I was going to be a professional comedian, they all laughed. They're not laughing now."
"When I told my friends I was going to be a professional comedian, they all laughed. They're not laughing now."

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Louis C.K.

"The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself."
"The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself."

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Mitch Hedberg

"I don't have a girlfriend, I just have someone who would be really mad if they heard me say that."
"I don't have a girlfriend, I just have someone who would be really mad if they heard me say that."

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Steven Wright

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes Monopoly."
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes Monopoly."

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Jimmy Carr

"The first guy who persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses - he must have been a good salesman."
"The first guy who persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses - he must have been a good salesman."

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Edward "Big Balls" Coristine Photograph


Edward "Big Balls" Coristine
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No one is leaving the battlefield alive | /r/grimdank

Guardsmen when they realise who the grey armoured astartes reinforcing their regiments really are:
Guardsmen when they realise who the grey armoured astartes reinforcing their regiments really are:

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My son (a drunkard) has been challenging everyone to duels in probably drunken rages F------ based I love him so much
My son (a drunkard) has been challenging everyone to duels in probably drunken rages F------ based I love him so much

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It’s like poetry, it rhymes | History Memes

EUROPEAN CONFLICT BINGO People are unsatisfied with the treaty ending the last war A bunch of complex alliances before the war France has beef with someone A continental power starts getting too powerful Multiple powers sign new treaties which are then ignored Some Austrian does something stupid to start the war The continental power overhauls its military tactics Britain declares war on the continental power Someone commits The continental power and pays everyone war crimes beats everyone else to fight it A failed invasion of Russia The continental power runs Poland The The Royal Navy continental power stupidly Britain overhauls its rules the waves A country has a out of money revolution Italy changes sides imgflip.com The large population chases the continental power back to its capital gets attacks a much invaded larger population Britain invents a bunch of new stuff and proceeds to dominate with it The continental power eventually surrenders Fighting in Africa that nobody remembers A treaty is signed that creates the conditions for the next war governmental system to make more money Germans make good tactical decisions and bad strategic ones Britain gets new overseas territories
EUROPEAN CONFLICT BINGO People are unsatisfied with the treaty ending the last war A bunch of complex alliances before the war France has beef with someone A continental power starts getting too powerful Multiple powers sign new treaties which are then ignored Some Austrian does something stupid to start the war The continental power overhauls its military tactics Britain declares war on the continental power Someone commits The continental power and pays everyone war crimes beats everyone else to fight it A failed invasion of Russia The continental power runs Poland The The Royal Navy continental power stupidly Britain overhauls its rules the waves A country has a out of money revolution Italy changes sides imgflip.com The large population chases the continental power back to its capital gets attacks a much invaded larger population Britain invents a bunch of new stuff and proceeds to dominate with it The continental power eventually surrenders Fighting in Africa that nobody remembers A treaty is signed that creates the conditions for the next war governmental system to make more money Germans make good tactical decisions and bad strategic ones Britain gets new overseas territories

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Yes totally cool that a 19-year-old who called his deleted LinkedIn "Big Balls," can access the entire US federal payment system without anyone lookin...

Investigative journalist Jacqueline Sweet expresses some distrust towards Edward "bigballs" Coristine, a staffer at DOGE.
Investigative journalist Jacqueline Sweet expresses some distrust towards Edward "bigballs" Coristine, a staffer at DOGE.

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What's worse? Leaders that are too old or crypto bros named "bigballs" with access to your SSN

DAILY SHOW The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com What's worse? Leaders that are too old or crypto bros named "bigballs" with access to your SSN? TOF RTMENT O THE DEPART 1789 THE TREASURY ©DAILY SHOW February 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM Everybody can reply
DAILY SHOW The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com What's worse? Leaders that are too old or crypto bros named "bigballs" with access to your SSN? TOF RTMENT O THE DEPART 1789 THE TREASURY ©DAILY SHOW February 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM Everybody can reply

Edward "Big Balls" Coristine
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Sorry chuck vice president BigBalls said you're fired

Joke about DOGE staffer Edward "Big Balls" Coristine becoming a vice president and firing you
Joke about DOGE staffer Edward "Big Balls" Coristine becoming a vice president and firing you

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Big Balls' New X Acc

Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social Contrary to some info I've seen, 19-yr-old Doge staffer "BigBalls" Edward Coristine did not delete his X account, it's just renamed and is private. Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene. / more for Canadians ☑ Follow Edward Coristine @as400495 there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see Boston, MA Joined November 2021 173 Following 90 Followers These posts are protected. Only confirmed followers have access to @as400495's posts and complete profile. Tap the "Follow" button to send a follow request. February 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM Everybody can reply 329 reposts 138 quotes 860 likes
Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social Contrary to some info I've seen, 19-yr-old Doge staffer "BigBalls" Edward Coristine did not delete his X account, it's just renamed and is private. Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene. / more for Canadians ☑ Follow Edward Coristine @as400495 there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see Boston, MA Joined November 2021 173 Following 90 Followers These posts are protected. Only confirmed followers have access to @as400495's posts and complete profile. Tap the "Follow" button to send a follow request. February 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM Everybody can reply 329 reposts 138 quotes 860 likes

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If I can’t depend on BigBalls then who CAN I trust

Amy Ash @lolennui.bsky.social If I can't depend on BigBalls then who CAN I trust Elon Musk's DOGE staffer resigns over racist posts Highly Cited Exclusive | DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts 2 hours ago WSJ WSJ February 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM Everybody can reply ALT
Amy Ash @lolennui.bsky.social If I can't depend on BigBalls then who CAN I trust Elon Musk's DOGE staffer resigns over racist posts Highly Cited Exclusive | DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts 2 hours ago WSJ WSJ February 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM Everybody can reply ALT

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[AI] I Voted for Big Balls

An AI-generated image of a man in a MAGA hat holding a paper with the words "I voted for big balls" on it, referencing DOGE staffer Edward "Big Balls" Coristine
An AI-generated image of a man in a MAGA hat holding a paper with the words "I voted for big balls" on it, referencing DOGE staffer Edward "Big Balls" Coristine

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And then a teenage prodigy with DOGE got CNN to say Big Balls on air.

The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial TIMCAST ☑1 And then a teenage prodigy with DOGE got CNN to say Big Balls on air. YouTube 10:43 PM Feb 6, 2025 98.7K Views
The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial TIMCAST ☑1 And then a teenage prodigy with DOGE got CNN to say Big Balls on air. YouTube 10:43 PM Feb 6, 2025 98.7K Views

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Elon Musk: Personally, I voted for Big Balls

Elon Musk confirms that he has voted for Edward "Big Balls" Coristine.
Elon Musk confirms that he has voted for Edward "Big Balls" Coristine.

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[AI] Coming soon to DC

NO ONE ELECTED BIG BALLS SLAE GROK
NO ONE ELECTED BIG BALLS SLAE GROK

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