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8:16 ✓ Seeking childcare for three year old boy. Hours are from 6:00 am to 5:30 pm Monday-Thursday. He goes to preschool three hours a day. Next year, he will be in full day preschool. I need someone who is available to watch him on days when school is out, and can get him to/from, or on/off the bus to preschool He is at Elementary but will be at ext year. I can bring him to your home or you can come to mine. Every three weeks he goes to his dad's house in for a week. This will change in the spring as the project he's working on will be over. We're not sure what the summer schedule looks like yet. You must be reliable. You must be patient. My son is developmentally and speech delayed. He is a fun, active, and very sweet little boy, but does not understand some basic concepts a three year old would normally know by now. This job pays $1,200 mo. I'm looking for care to start in early January. I did also post in the job group. Like 2 comments Comment Send By my calculations you are offering less than minimum wage, I know childcare is expensive, but I would suggest you reconsider this if you want someone good to take care of your kiddo. Like Reply 10

8:16 ✓ Seeking childcare for three year old boy. Hours are from 6:00 am to 5:30 pm Monday-Thursday. He goes to preschool three hours a day. Next year, he will be in full day preschool. I need someone who is available to watch him on days when school is out, and can get him to/from, or on/off the bus to preschool He is at Elementary but will be at ext year. I can bring him to your home or you can come to mine. Every three weeks he goes to his dad's house in for a week. This will change in the spring as the project he's working on will be over. We're not sure what the summer schedule looks like yet. You must be reliable. You must be patient. My son is developmentally and speech delayed. He is a fun, active, and very sweet little boy, but does not understand some basic concepts a three year old would normally know by now. This job pays $1,200 mo. I'm looking for care to start in early January. I did also post in the job group. Like 2 comments Comment Send By my calculations you are offering less than minimum wage, I know childcare is expensive, but I would suggest you reconsider this if you want someone good to take care of your kiddo. Like Reply 10

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Stainless steel appliances!

6:39 ... LTE LTE 42 nis feeling wanted. **ISO: If anyone is upgrading their stove this Christmas season please consider rehoming your original to our family. We are currently in need of a gently used fully operational standard size electric range glass top stainless steel front stove/oven. Somewhat similar to one in this picture. We have a truck, access to a pull dolley, and muscles for pick up. This is the last appliance we need for our flood recovery. Thank for any and all considerations. Maytag 30 in. 5 Element ** Freestanding Electric Range in Stainless Steel with Precision Cooking System (24) ▼ 3 >

6:39 ... LTE LTE 42 nis feeling wanted. **ISO: If anyone is upgrading their stove this Christmas season please consider rehoming your original to our family. We are currently in need of a gently used fully operational standard size electric range glass top stainless steel front stove/oven. Somewhat similar to one in this picture. We have a truck, access to a pull dolley, and muscles for pick up. This is the last appliance we need for our flood recovery. Thank for any and all considerations. Maytag 30 in. 5 Element ** Freestanding Electric Range in Stainless Steel with Precision Cooking System (24) ▼ 3 >

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Yiiikes

Vegas Baddies BLVD Anonymous member • 6m Incoming vent... I hate to sound ungrateful but I feel like I wasted my time going to a toy drive today with my 5 kids. They wouldn't deliver the toys to us so we had to bus it down there. Each child was able to pick out 2 toys. My kids have been begging for a playstation or xbox and I figured they would have them, i mean it's Christmas. They had a bunch of dollar tree toys. My kids didn't even want what they got. I just feel like if these people would try harder more kids can get a toy they actually want. Its unfortunate that now i have to come up with the money to buy them a playstation to share. Happy Sunday 3 6 comments Like Comment Send Share

Vegas Baddies BLVD Anonymous member • 6m Incoming vent... I hate to sound ungrateful but I feel like I wasted my time going to a toy drive today with my 5 kids. They wouldn't deliver the toys to us so we had to bus it down there. Each child was able to pick out 2 toys. My kids have been begging for a playstation or xbox and I figured they would have them, i mean it's Christmas. They had a bunch of dollar tree toys. My kids didn't even want what they got. I just feel like if these people would try harder more kids can get a toy they actually want. Its unfortunate that now i have to come up with the money to buy them a playstation to share. Happy Sunday 3 6 comments Like Comment Send Share

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Pretty accurate

Connor Stone @connorstonehere Interviewer: Do you promise you will love us unconditionally and value your employer above your friends and family? Me: Haha no, I just want to make money. Interviewer: Look me in the eyes and tell me you would jump on a live hand grenade to protect this Wendy's. 9:45 AM 08 Jun 21 Twitter for Android .

Connor Stone @connorstonehere Interviewer: Do you promise you will love us unconditionally and value your employer above your friends and family? Me: Haha no, I just want to make money. Interviewer: Look me in the eyes and tell me you would jump on a live hand grenade to protect this Wendy's. 9:45 AM 08 Jun 21 Twitter for Android .

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I get it...

when i was a kid i was hospitalized because my gameboy shut off in the middle of a gym leader battle on emerald and i got so mad that i took the batteries out and ate them 7*+1PM 4/17/24 - 2.1M Views

when i was a kid i was hospitalized because my gameboy shut off in the middle of a gym leader battle on emerald and i got so mad that i took the batteries out and ate them 7*+1PM 4/17/24 - 2.1M Views

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Gifts for men

ian karmel @IanKarmel Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to your knife flavored whiskey." hold • 1:09 PM 12/8/24 641K Views 46 1.8K 36K 712 企

ian karmel @IanKarmel Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to your knife flavored whiskey." hold • 1:09 PM 12/8/24 641K Views 46 1.8K 36K 712 企

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Necessary evil

Christopher @molochofficial Follow It's increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she'd have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance 9:27 PM Nov 19, 2024 from Providence, RI · 17.2M Views 508 25K 390K ☐ 21K ☑

Christopher @molochofficial Follow It's increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she'd have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance 9:27 PM Nov 19, 2024 from Providence, RI · 17.2M Views 508 25K 390K ☐ 21K ☑

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Wait a second...

Reels rare insults liked fatherless henny @Nothennyfr 回 Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..." 22:03 · 08/12/2022. Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 357 Quote Tweets 929 Likes maaz._.islit 1d Women are so cute and I think they are Available for sale Reply View 14 more replies 1031

Reels rare insults liked fatherless henny @Nothennyfr 回 Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..." 22:03 · 08/12/2022. Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 357 Quote Tweets 929 Likes maaz._.islit 1d Women are so cute and I think they are Available for sale Reply View 14 more replies 1031

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A nice cup of...

Vehicular ncarceration 0 Baby

Vehicular ncarceration 0 Baby

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lots of rice but rice is scary | History Memes

EATING OTHER FOODS RIOTING BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ENOUGH POTATOES THE DUTCH imgflip.com

EATING OTHER FOODS RIOTING BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ENOUGH POTATOES THE DUTCH imgflip.com

This would happen

Apple CEO confirms the tech giants are working on a driverless car (Apple Car) Sarah | Unfriendly Black Techie @NerdyAndNatural It's the year 2032. You're driving on the highway to work in your apple car when you hear the news that the new Apple Car 2 is coming out. Suddenly the speed of your car goes from 95 to 25 mph. Chaos ensues.

Apple CEO confirms the tech giants are working on a driverless car (Apple Car) Sarah | Unfriendly Black Techie @NerdyAndNatural It's the year 2032. You're driving on the highway to work in your apple car when you hear the news that the new Apple Car 2 is coming out. Suddenly the speed of your car goes from 95 to 25 mph. Chaos ensues.

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Nostalgia comments on YouTube starterpack | /r/starterpacks

"Who's watching in (insert year)? "Isn't it funny how day by day, nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different?" "nostalgia is one hell of a drug!" "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." If you're watching this in (year), you're a legend!

"Who's watching in (insert year)? "Isn't it funny how day by day, nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different?" "nostalgia is one hell of a drug!" "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." If you're watching this in (year), you're a legend!

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She's onto something

Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama if Thanos' snap killed 50% of all life, that means that the survivors would have lost 50% of their gut biomes in an instant and spent the next few months power-blasting their bathrooms with diarrhea, in this essay I will-

Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama if Thanos' snap killed 50% of all life, that means that the survivors would have lost 50% of their gut biomes in an instant and spent the next few months power-blasting their bathrooms with diarrhea, in this essay I will-

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Hood | /r/PrequelMemes

Changes outfit, uses same name @rebels.c-- Changes first name, keeps outfit Hood

Changes outfit, uses same name @rebels.c-- Changes first name, keeps outfit Hood

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2025 gonna be crazy.. | /r/dankmemes

NOOOO I WILL SHOOT YOU DOWN!!! YOU'RE IN U.S. AIRSPACE!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!!!! GET OUT!!! I'm literally a glowing orb

NOOOO I WILL SHOOT YOU DOWN!!! YOU'RE IN U.S. AIRSPACE!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!!!! GET OUT!!! I'm literally a glowing orb

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It's the little things

Anna Fitzpatrick Currently staying with my parents. They have eggs for breakfast on Wednesday and Sunday. These days are now both known as "Egg Day." They plan for Egg Day days in advance. The night before an Egg Day they talk about how excited they are for Egg Day. They've been married 35 years.

Anna Fitzpatrick Currently staying with my parents. They have eggs for breakfast on Wednesday and Sunday. These days are now both known as "Egg Day." They plan for Egg Day days in advance. The night before an Egg Day they talk about how excited they are for Egg Day. They've been married 35 years.

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Thanks, bro

alex crespo @byalexcrespo writing at coffee shops is great bc every time i need to add in a minor. side character i just steal the name and essence of whoever is picking up their order from the barista in that moment. enjoy your cappuccino isaac you are about to die to advance the plot 1:27 PM 2/10/23 .

alex crespo @byalexcrespo writing at coffee shops is great bc every time i need to add in a minor. side character i just steal the name and essence of whoever is picking up their order from the barista in that moment. enjoy your cappuccino isaac you are about to die to advance the plot 1:27 PM 2/10/23 .

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We need more options

Slapboy the Greatest @SlapboyTG There should be more options for donating your corpse after you die. What if I don't want to donate my body to science? Why can't I donate it to a struggling music program so they can use my ribs as xylophones? Or a down and out farmer that needs a new scarecrow? Give me options. 11:41 AM 2/1/23 •

Slapboy the Greatest @SlapboyTG There should be more options for donating your corpse after you die. What if I don't want to donate my body to science? Why can't I donate it to a struggling music program so they can use my ribs as xylophones? Or a down and out farmer that needs a new scarecrow? Give me options. 11:41 AM 2/1/23 •

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It makes no sense

mnateshyamalan dot bsky dot social @MNateShyamalan $100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkouts whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, respectively. unlimited breakfast - eat costco sausages til you die we dont care $275/night hotel: OH, his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he?

mnateshyamalan dot bsky dot social @MNateShyamalan $100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkouts whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, respectively. unlimited breakfast - eat costco sausages til you die we dont care $275/night hotel: OH, his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he?

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