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Me: *convinces my flat gf to get her boobs stung by bees so they can be big enough to be used as cushions* Gf: I'm scared, how do you know if this will work? Me, looking at my gigantic balls: we It's okay to be scared.

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Baby spa day

Anonymous member 9h⚫ Are there any baby spa's that anyone is aware of? My child is about to be 3 months and I would love to take them to relax or just experience different things. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated! 7 23 comments
Anonymous member 9h⚫ Are there any baby spa's that anyone is aware of? My child is about to be 3 months and I would love to take them to relax or just experience different things. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated! 7 23 comments

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Yall. Are we popping our babies yet??? How do yall discipline?? My daughter is almost 16m and she's started hitting, and going crazy when I need to change her diaper. She kicks me in my shin over & over again and won't allow me to change her without a fight. Idk what to do. I have raised my voice at her but that doesn't work. I tell her no that doesn't work. I don't want to pop my child but idk what else to do.... Need advice pretty please! When she hits I grab her hands and put them down and say no maam we be gentle and nice, but she doesn't care she'll turn around and do it again. Or sometimes I'll just put her down/go away from her so she can't. But she's not learning that she doesn't need to do those things. Picture of her adorable self for tax
Yall. Are we popping our babies yet??? How do yall discipline?? My daughter is almost 16m and she's started hitting, and going crazy when I need to change her diaper. She kicks me in my shin over & over again and won't allow me to change her without a fight. Idk what to do. I have raised my voice at her but that doesn't work. I tell her no that doesn't work. I don't want to pop my child but idk what else to do.... Need advice pretty please! When she hits I grab her hands and put them down and say no maam we be gentle and nice, but she doesn't care she'll turn around and do it again. Or sometimes I'll just put her down/go away from her so she can't. But she's not learning that she doesn't need to do those things. Picture of her adorable self for tax

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It's always parasites

Anyone know of any remedies for dark under eye circles? ✓ Like Q Comment Send ✓ Share Newest く Clean your gut! Heavy metals and parasites. 9h Like Reply 1
Anyone know of any remedies for dark under eye circles? ✓ Like Q Comment Send ✓ Share Newest く Clean your gut! Heavy metals and parasites. 9h Like Reply 1

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Good God...

What are the risks from puffy clothes? Improper seatbelt point contact? Would this mean fat babies fair differently then skinny babies in car accidents? This raises so many questions. 3h Like Reply Hi The risk with puffy/thick winter wear comes from the act of compression during a collision. That puff will compress and leave the harness too loose, leading to possible ejection of the passenger. 3h Like Reply kids can slide out of coats. Not so much their skin 2h Like Reply Write a reply... Write a comment... GIF 5b 3b
What are the risks from puffy clothes? Improper seatbelt point contact? Would this mean fat babies fair differently then skinny babies in car accidents? This raises so many questions. 3h Like Reply Hi The risk with puffy/thick winter wear comes from the act of compression during a collision. That puff will compress and leave the harness too loose, leading to possible ejection of the passenger. 3h Like Reply kids can slide out of coats. Not so much their skin 2h Like Reply Write a reply... Write a comment... GIF 5b 3b

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Hmmm...

2:04 1h LTE 70 S Gardasil shot for my 9 year old? Yay or nay?? Please - any feedback is appreciated 17 ✓ Like Send Newest v Nope.. 90% clears on own. 59m Like 56m Like s you mean cancer? 10 15b
2:04 1h LTE 70 S Gardasil shot for my 9 year old? Yay or nay?? Please - any feedback is appreciated 17 ✓ Like Send Newest v Nope.. 90% clears on own. 59m Like 56m Like s you mean cancer? 10 15b

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How to stop screaming

Top contributor So getting judged for this one. Haha So I got a spray bottle and shot them in the mouth with lemon juice. 3h Like Reply Author 3 Rising contributor I'm not sure that's a route I would take even if this wasn't the case, but I think my son would actually like it He seems to love lemon. He's my sour savory baby. 3h Like Reply 1 Top contributor I got seven of them but once they discovered their voice they all screamed like a pterodactyl LOL used to call him Petrie. 3h Like Reply 2 Author Rising contributor And done worry about judgement. I told one friend that when he does it I was considering putting my hand over his mouth until he gets a little frustrated (keeping his nose open of course) and see if he'll
Top contributor So getting judged for this one. Haha So I got a spray bottle and shot them in the mouth with lemon juice. 3h Like Reply Author 3 Rising contributor I'm not sure that's a route I would take even if this wasn't the case, but I think my son would actually like it He seems to love lemon. He's my sour savory baby. 3h Like Reply 1 Top contributor I got seven of them but once they discovered their voice they all screamed like a pterodactyl LOL used to call him Petrie. 3h Like Reply 2 Author Rising contributor And done worry about judgement. I told one friend that when he does it I was considering putting my hand over his mouth until he gets a little frustrated (keeping his nose open of course) and see if he'll

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Poor girl

I know this is toxic. But my almost 18-year-old daughter buys this with her own money because she knows I will not buy it for her. She has PALMER HYPERHIDROSIS, which means her palms, feet and armpits sweat excessively. (her dad has it too.) She only uses it at school, but I wish shel would just deal with the sweating. She does not use it when going to the gym or playing, Beach Volleyball, etc. do you have any natural remedies to help her deal with the sweat or to reverse this condition? Suave SWEET PEA & VIOLET anti-staining invisible solid antiperspirant deodorant Cruelty-Free NET WT1.20Z (34g) 48HR protection ALUMINUM ZIRCONIUM TETRACHLOROHYDREX GLY
I know this is toxic. But my almost 18-year-old daughter buys this with her own money because she knows I will not buy it for her. She has PALMER HYPERHIDROSIS, which means her palms, feet and armpits sweat excessively. (her dad has it too.) She only uses it at school, but I wish shel would just deal with the sweating. She does not use it when going to the gym or playing, Beach Volleyball, etc. do you have any natural remedies to help her deal with the sweat or to reverse this condition? Suave SWEET PEA & VIOLET anti-staining invisible solid antiperspirant deodorant Cruelty-Free NET WT1.20Z (34g) 48HR protection ALUMINUM ZIRCONIUM TETRACHLOROHYDREX GLY

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Demonic toy?

My 5 year old has developed a sudden intense fear after being given this magic mixie for Christmas. It's not the actual toy but the music it played, it has an Arabian vibe and let off smoke. we've removed the lamp from the house. This kid loves all things magic and spooky so it's not normal for her to get so scared over something like this. She hears the music in her head at completely random times, starts hysterically screaming, crying and runs out of the house. She'll stay out of the house the entire day, refuses to come inside and can't be left alone. When I have to coax her inside at the end of the day she's terrified and needs every light on in the house. This first happened at her grandparents house so it wasn't even linked to our house. I'm trying to calm her, co-regulate, do breathing exercises, repeating safety mantras, reassuring her, not forcing her to come inside. Offering a reward for coming inside and staying inside. Told her about how dolphins protect humans from sharks and gave her a plush dolphin. I even suggested saging the house this has only been happening for a few days but it's getting far worse. Please help A
My 5 year old has developed a sudden intense fear after being given this magic mixie for Christmas. It's not the actual toy but the music it played, it has an Arabian vibe and let off smoke. we've removed the lamp from the house. This kid loves all things magic and spooky so it's not normal for her to get so scared over something like this. She hears the music in her head at completely random times, starts hysterically screaming, crying and runs out of the house. She'll stay out of the house the entire day, refuses to come inside and can't be left alone. When I have to coax her inside at the end of the day she's terrified and needs every light on in the house. This first happened at her grandparents house so it wasn't even linked to our house. I'm trying to calm her, co-regulate, do breathing exercises, repeating safety mantras, reassuring her, not forcing her to come inside. Offering a reward for coming inside and staying inside. Told her about how dolphins protect humans from sharks and gave her a plush dolphin. I even suggested saging the house this has only been happening for a few days but it's getting far worse. Please help A

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Looking for intense activities for a 5-year-old

Anonymous member 4h. ... I'm concerned about my 5 year old daughter's weight. She is very tall for her age and she is overweight. I've already discussed this with the pediatrician.. we are an active family, we eat well, I don't know where it came from. She used to be SO petite and it was like it happened overnight. She's currently in a tumbling class but honestly it seems babyish for her age and I want something that's more. I hate to say it but almost like an exercise class for kids. Something fun and upbeat that will get her moving her body. I've also got her swimming and we take walks and go to the cnc, but I'm thinking of pulling her out of this class for a more "intense" one. Suggestions for classes? I've also never mentioned anything to her regarding her weight, I just want her to understand moving your body is normal and important. 1 30 comments
Anonymous member 4h. ... I'm concerned about my 5 year old daughter's weight. She is very tall for her age and she is overweight. I've already discussed this with the pediatrician.. we are an active family, we eat well, I don't know where it came from. She used to be SO petite and it was like it happened overnight. She's currently in a tumbling class but honestly it seems babyish for her age and I want something that's more. I hate to say it but almost like an exercise class for kids. Something fun and upbeat that will get her moving her body. I've also got her swimming and we take walks and go to the cnc, but I'm thinking of pulling her out of this class for a more "intense" one. Suggestions for classes? I've also never mentioned anything to her regarding her weight, I just want her to understand moving your body is normal and important. 1 30 comments

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This is all so specific

In search of more mama friends to go on stroller walks with, this spring/summer (we live near the ☑ ideally mamas who live close by). SO I'm not everyone's cup of tea, so I'll let you know a little about me/my world, and feel free to reach out, if it sounds like your vibe! •My husband & I have been married for 2.5 years. •We have a very busy little boy who is 11months old and jussst about to start walking (literally any day now). •I'm blessed to say I am able to be a SAHM, which I am incredibly thankful for (however... it is quite lonely, which is why I'm hoping to build more of a mom community for this next phase!) •We are Believers! (Not LDS/Mormon) + •We don't do pokes. D:D:D:D:D:D:____ We do our best to eat as affordably clean/organic as possible. •We don't do food dyes. ① •We try to stick to as much natural everything as we can! •We don't party or smoke lol •9pm is LATE • $ ⚫ (Gentle parenting) is great. But Loving Discipline & Boundaries are key. • ⚫I love to workout & stay active! (So, an accountability buddy would be AWESOME!) My boy is on an EBF / whole food diet. •Nap time is erratic... so getting together needs time flexibility. • Since we're on one income, money is tight, so we love to do FREE stuff! ⑥ •Costco sample hunting w/ my kid is a hobby. •We're cat people. We have 2. •We LOVE food. We cook everything at home. I'm an enneagram 3, (softened) type A, INTJ. I'd love to add some more solid mamas into my circle and we'll BUILD the village that we all so desperately need!!! ***also, side note... I'm NOT in an MLM, and don't desire to be approached about such things. So, if you want to be
In search of more mama friends to go on stroller walks with, this spring/summer (we live near the ☑ ideally mamas who live close by). SO I'm not everyone's cup of tea, so I'll let you know a little about me/my world, and feel free to reach out, if it sounds like your vibe! •My husband & I have been married for 2.5 years. •We have a very busy little boy who is 11months old and jussst about to start walking (literally any day now). •I'm blessed to say I am able to be a SAHM, which I am incredibly thankful for (however... it is quite lonely, which is why I'm hoping to build more of a mom community for this next phase!) •We are Believers! (Not LDS/Mormon) + •We don't do pokes. D:D:D:D:D:D:____ We do our best to eat as affordably clean/organic as possible. •We don't do food dyes. ① •We try to stick to as much natural everything as we can! •We don't party or smoke lol •9pm is LATE • $ ⚫ (Gentle parenting) is great. But Loving Discipline & Boundaries are key. • ⚫I love to workout & stay active! (So, an accountability buddy would be AWESOME!) My boy is on an EBF / whole food diet. •Nap time is erratic... so getting together needs time flexibility. • Since we're on one income, money is tight, so we love to do FREE stuff! ⑥ •Costco sample hunting w/ my kid is a hobby. •We're cat people. We have 2. •We LOVE food. We cook everything at home. I'm an enneagram 3, (softened) type A, INTJ. I'd love to add some more solid mamas into my circle and we'll BUILD the village that we all so desperately need!!! ***also, side note... I'm NOT in an MLM, and don't desire to be approached about such things. So, if you want to be

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Actually no, but yes

nor They don't make them anymore, but a rock n play. Especially the one that rocked on its own. A god send! I'm sure you can find one at yard sales or on market place. They have a rocking chair type thing now that turns to a toddler chair and that's a good alternative but just not the same 19h Like Reply 11 Cassandra they don't make them anymore because babies died in them. So please do not get one at a yard sale. 20m Like Reply Cassandra actually no. They don't make them anymore because the plastic that made the back of the rock n play straight was causing kids to have plagiocephaly and torticolis. Yes some babies died because parents let them sleep at night in it. My sons both napped in them as newborns like, literally right beside me while I was awake so 2m Like Reply Cassandra how are you gonna say actually no, and then say babies died? I'm not arguing with you about it. Babies died. 1m Like Reply
nor They don't make them anymore, but a rock n play. Especially the one that rocked on its own. A god send! I'm sure you can find one at yard sales or on market place. They have a rocking chair type thing now that turns to a toddler chair and that's a good alternative but just not the same 19h Like Reply 11 Cassandra they don't make them anymore because babies died in them. So please do not get one at a yard sale. 20m Like Reply Cassandra actually no. They don't make them anymore because the plastic that made the back of the rock n play straight was causing kids to have plagiocephaly and torticolis. Yes some babies died because parents let them sleep at night in it. My sons both napped in them as newborns like, literally right beside me while I was awake so 2m Like Reply Cassandra how are you gonna say actually no, and then say babies died? I'm not arguing with you about it. Babies died. 1m Like Reply

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One WEEK?

Like ☐ Comment Send Share ✓ We had our 1 week old to see the chiropractor yesterday, and he strongly encouraged us to get something to better support LO's head and neck in his carseat. I know that you shouldn't technically add anything to a carseat that didn't come with it, but I'm just wondering if there is an approved product to help support his head. We have a Cosco carseat, and I'm honestly not a big fan of its overall lack of support. I hope it is OK that I tagged you in this post. I know you are quite knowledgeable A ib 1 10 comments
Like ☐ Comment Send Share ✓ We had our 1 week old to see the chiropractor yesterday, and he strongly encouraged us to get something to better support LO's head and neck in his carseat. I know that you shouldn't technically add anything to a carseat that didn't come with it, but I'm just wondering if there is an approved product to help support his head. We have a Cosco carseat, and I'm honestly not a big fan of its overall lack of support. I hope it is OK that I tagged you in this post. I know you are quite knowledgeable A ib 1 10 comments

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