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Cat's internal monologue

I know tumblr has accepted the whole "cat's internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child" thing but what if a cat's internal monologue was Gollum/Smeagol halfbakedpoet Follow -scratching the floor near their bowl- "Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses." halfbakedpoet Follow -sitting in the window- "What's it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it..." halfbakedpoet Follow "Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn't feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we'll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!"

I know tumblr has accepted the whole "cat's internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child" thing but what if a cat's internal monologue was Gollum/Smeagol halfbakedpoet Follow -scratching the floor near their bowl- "Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses." halfbakedpoet Follow -sitting in the window- "What's it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it..." halfbakedpoet Follow "Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn't feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we'll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!"

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That checks out

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania daggersdawn wonder why it's called that Irgcarter This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it's called Romania because there were once Romans there.

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania daggersdawn wonder why it's called that Irgcarter This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it's called Romania because there were once Romans there.

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No one saw it coming

bloggoth poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming bloggoth it was pneumonia. bloggoth yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic. bloggoth he shot her point blank bloggingtrucker This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.

bloggoth poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming bloggoth it was pneumonia. bloggoth yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic. bloggoth he shot her point blank bloggingtrucker This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.

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...that's okay

homunculus-argument Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it. And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo. Blaze

homunculus-argument Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it. And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo. Blaze

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Constantly

❤ chillyfeetsteak Follow the thing about rabbits is they can be happy as a clam, having the time of their life or full of more rage than any animal has ever been but they always just look like this

❤ chillyfeetsteak Follow the thing about rabbits is they can be happy as a clam, having the time of their life or full of more rage than any animal has ever been but they always just look like this

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Egg

AFRICAN SNAKERIT ASA Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa photograph by Cristian Schneider traaansfem Follow what's in the little critter's mouth??? Is it tasty?? :3 strawberry-crocodile Follow bestie you will never guess what this Common Egg- Eating Snake is doing ...

AFRICAN SNAKERIT ASA Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa photograph by Cristian Schneider traaansfem Follow what's in the little critter's mouth??? Is it tasty?? :3 strawberry-crocodile Follow bestie you will never guess what this Common Egg- Eating Snake is doing ...

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Oh, makes sense

junk-disorderly Follow == Telephone Sheep by Jean Luc Cornec jewish-harley-quinn Oh these are the electric sheep the androids dream about kshaar Follow ohhh "cable knit” i get it now

junk-disorderly Follow == Telephone Sheep by Jean Luc Cornec jewish-harley-quinn Oh these are the electric sheep the androids dream about kshaar Follow ohhh "cable knit” i get it now

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Damn Heaven looks a lot like an Aeldari Craftworld. | /r/grimdank

ēdē @theidi. 20h Leaked photo of heaven Aokiji クザン @DukeOfZam....20h Many people i follow, follow this person. Im worried about yall @palinandi Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media. No wonder Christians are so determined to get there! 170 13.3K 66K Il 1.3M

ēdē @theidi. 20h Leaked photo of heaven Aokiji クザン @DukeOfZam....20h Many people i follow, follow this person. Im worried about yall @palinandi Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media. No wonder Christians are so determined to get there! 170 13.3K 66K Il 1.3M

Warhammer 40,000

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Can penguins sin?

GULAG brofligate Follow I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel. GULAG brofligate Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this. sapper-in-the-wire-old Follow they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu's fine GULAG brofligate But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin? oblivionofthewise-deactivated20 "At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and GG wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin sapper-in-the-wire-old That's French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven. doggendoodle Follow tockthewatchdog acquit i mean they did also the rats . that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did acquit the rats 115,750 notes ⇐

GULAG brofligate Follow I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel. GULAG brofligate Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this. sapper-in-the-wire-old Follow they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu's fine GULAG brofligate But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin? oblivionofthewise-deactivated20 "At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and GG wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin sapper-in-the-wire-old That's French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven. doggendoodle Follow tockthewatchdog acquit i mean they did also the rats . that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did acquit the rats 115,750 notes ⇐

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When 'foreign relations' gets too literal | History Memes

History Mail Julius Caesar denies a relationship with Cleopatra as leaked painting and unconfirmed rumour's spread about a possible affair. Other news: Caesar names Brutus as his number one best friend *Leaked Painting Of The Couple* 981 comments Ea-Nasir Will this affect copper value in Mesopotamia? 3h Reply Histor m 1,796 History Mail History Mail History Mail Creator Get away Ea-Nasir, we have to warn you we have a hit article about you planned to release soon. Nanni has alerted of your shady business practices. 3h Reply sultan History Mail Ea-Nasir? He's an angel! 3h Reply History Mail ▸ sultan 1,023 47 Not according to his customers, Nanni has had to chisel out a full customer Х Q

History Mail Julius Caesar denies a relationship with Cleopatra as leaked painting and unconfirmed rumour's spread about a possible affair. Other news: Caesar names Brutus as his number one best friend *Leaked Painting Of The Couple* 981 comments Ea-Nasir Will this affect copper value in Mesopotamia? 3h Reply Histor m 1,796 History Mail History Mail History Mail Creator Get away Ea-Nasir, we have to warn you we have a hit article about you planned to release soon. Nanni has alerted of your shady business practices. 3h Reply sultan History Mail Ea-Nasir? He's an angel! 3h Reply History Mail ▸ sultan 1,023 47 Not according to his customers, Nanni has had to chisel out a full customer Х Q

the perfect man doesnt exist starterpack | /r/starterpacks

TTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTT T--- TTT IIII N IIIIII !!!!!!!!!! DEWALT knows how to grill (also dresses like this) ☑ f these shoes the perfect man not on social media (or maybe occasionally on fb) doesnt exist starter pack can fix stuff sweet gestures (& remembers anniversaries) wants quality time together likes to go fishing this type of look

TTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTT T--- TTT IIII N IIIIII !!!!!!!!!! DEWALT knows how to grill (also dresses like this) ☑ f these shoes the perfect man not on social media (or maybe occasionally on fb) doesnt exist starter pack can fix stuff sweet gestures (& remembers anniversaries) wants quality time together likes to go fishing this type of look

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You Have Become A RIVAL! | /r/PrequelMemes

Darth Sidious and Darth Maul engaged in a heated lightsaber battle for legitimacy on Mandalore The random ass ctizens of Mandalore waking up at 3am to the sounds of lightning and evil cackling:

Darth Sidious and Darth Maul engaged in a heated lightsaber battle for legitimacy on Mandalore The random ass ctizens of Mandalore waking up at 3am to the sounds of lightning and evil cackling:

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The youngest "Sir" in town | /r/memes

3 year old me when the waiter calls me "Sir"

3 year old me when the waiter calls me "Sir"

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Super irritating

13 a Inathrakhs crueclown22 4m ago stunfiskz Follow Nov 17, 2024 there's another f 14.6K notes D3 reblogged week this week D DO

13 a Inathrakhs crueclown22 4m ago stunfiskz Follow Nov 17, 2024 there's another f 14.6K notes D3 reblogged week this week D DO

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Im getting a stuffed dog and a slushy | /r/okbuddyretard

Get some tickets cause i found out my dad's having a fair with his friend!!! ☺ ☺

Get some tickets cause i found out my dad's having a fair with his friend!!! ☺ ☺

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My stepdad told me it is | /r/okbuddyretard

IS DIABETES CONTAGIOUS

IS DIABETES CONTAGIOUS

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Done to inedible instantly. | /r/dankmemes

Popcorn kernels after being in the microwave one second too long

Popcorn kernels after being in the microwave one second too long

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Always a few different kinds

AVENGERS Hi, I'm Jeremy Renner playing Hawkeye And I'm Scarlett Johansson and I play Black Widow AVEN SACK REE TY [Interviewers'm with Chris and Chris, this is like a radio show. thebobblehat -Professionals -Frat buds - Children MARVEL

AVENGERS Hi, I'm Jeremy Renner playing Hawkeye And I'm Scarlett Johansson and I play Black Widow AVEN SACK REE TY [Interviewers'm with Chris and Chris, this is like a radio show. thebobblehat -Professionals -Frat buds - Children MARVEL

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Yet another Emmy reference

Emmy The Robot / Nandroid

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Big mood

greelin Follow Dec 8, 2024 potatoes once they have been unearthed 1,843 notes D

greelin Follow Dec 8, 2024 potatoes once they have been unearthed 1,843 notes D

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