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You WILL f--- the bag. dunw (durex Anonymous ID: itH5HkaH Tue 07 Jan 2025 19:16:40 No.493647604 Replies: 57 View Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're actually having sex. You're literally f------ a plastic bag, your d--- isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your d--- never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your d--- in between some nasty roasty curtains. Imagine sticking your d--- inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek. >b-but it's birth control! No excuse, there are alternative measures that don't force you to f--- a plastic bag >but it prevents STDs! If you're going to f--- someone who you know isn't clean you deserve the STD >but it feels like real sex! But it isn't. Are you a bagfucker or a vagfucker?

You WILL f--- the bag. dunw (durex Anonymous ID: itH5HkaH Tue 07 Jan 2025 19:16:40 No.493647604 Replies: 57 View Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're actually having sex. You're literally f------ a plastic bag, your d--- isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your d--- never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your d--- in between some nasty roasty curtains. Imagine sticking your d--- inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek. >b-but it's birth control! No excuse, there are alternative measures that don't force you to f--- a plastic bag >but it prevents STDs! If you're going to f--- someone who you know isn't clean you deserve the STD >but it feels like real sex! But it isn't. Are you a bagfucker or a vagfucker?

Greentext Stories

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Did Brawl Stars make another JoJo reference? | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

GADGET GEAR STAR POWER GEAR 8 9 10 7 (* x1 BACK TO THE FINXTURE Finx steps back in time, returning to the position and ammo he had 3 seconds ago. Cooldown: 18 seconds. Available to buy after reaching POWER LEVEL 7

GADGET GEAR STAR POWER GEAR 8 9 10 7 (* x1 BACK TO THE FINXTURE Finx steps back in time, returning to the position and ammo he had 3 seconds ago. Cooldown: 18 seconds. Available to buy after reaching POWER LEVEL 7

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

/r/shitpostcrusaders/ reddit shitpost

Orca earning the name "Killer whale" | /r/memes

FISH IS RARE AND EXPENSIVE WE ARE CONSIDERING THE HUMAN OPTION

FISH IS RARE AND EXPENSIVE WE ARE CONSIDERING THE HUMAN OPTION

reddit /r/memes

I've won...... But at what cost? | /r/memes

*Me and the boys find genie* *Genie gives us wishes* *I am the last one to make a wish* "I wish that my d--- is bigger than average" *Everyone else's d--- gets significantly shorter* O D

*Me and the boys find genie* *Genie gives us wishes* *I am the last one to make a wish* "I wish that my d--- is bigger than average" *Everyone else's d--- gets significantly shorter* O D

reddit /r/memes

wel i dont | /r/okbuddyretard

oh now i get it

oh now i get it

reddit absurd parody circle jerk shitpost /r/okbuddyretard

Welcome back madiba | /r/okbuddyretard

DIED IN 2001 BORN IN 2001 WELCOME BACK, NELSON MANDELA

DIED IN 2001 BORN IN 2001 WELCOME BACK, NELSON MANDELA

reddit absurd parody circle jerk shitpost /r/okbuddyretard

Chat is this real? | /r/okbuddyretard

GOL EDITED IMAGE ETV) good times together with my ni D as

GOL EDITED IMAGE ETV) good times together with my ni D as

reddit absurd parody circle jerk shitpost /r/okbuddyretard

She says you're going to smash!

There's no Gamecube. The entrance is sealed!

My Hero Academia

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Tactical Change

I used to be TACTICAL BUT THEN THEY CHANGED WHAT TACTICAL WAS. NOW WHAT IM WITH ISN'T TACTICAL ANYMORE AND WHATS TACTICAL seems weiRD AND SCARY! ELD AND IT LL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO!

I used to be TACTICAL BUT THEN THEY CHANGED WHAT TACTICAL WAS. NOW WHAT IM WITH ISN'T TACTICAL ANYMORE AND WHATS TACTICAL seems weiRD AND SCARY! ELD AND IT LL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO!

"It'll Happen To You"

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She's asking if you wanna smash?

Smash Bros, shes asking about Smash bros.

My Hero Academia

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44.7213... foot cube go brrr... | /r/dndmemes

my rogue with ball bearings (bag of 1,000) the artificer You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. imgflip.com his steel defender with ball bearings (barrel of 20,000)

my rogue with ball bearings (bag of 1,000) the artificer You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. imgflip.com his steel defender with ball bearings (barrel of 20,000)

Dungeons and Dragons

dnd /r/dndmemes

Great idea

all the spoons are dirty and the water is off but I got an idea... Pearto delicioso Hey guys have you seen my twin tail- Pearto delicioso doodly sheery 300

all the spoons are dirty and the water is off but I got an idea... Pearto delicioso Hey guys have you seen my twin tail- Pearto delicioso doodly sheery 300

Hatsune Miku / Vocaloid

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Happy Birthday Frieren.. 🎂

Frieren Tribbiani. Follow 1d Today is my 6969th birthday, no husband, no children, no friends, I baked the cake by myself 6969 @CKATNHA

Frieren Tribbiani. Follow 1d Today is my 6969th birthday, no husband, no children, no friends, I baked the cake by myself 6969 @CKATNHA

Frieren: Beyond Journey's End

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FELIZ JUEVES!! 🧡🧡

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!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSfIR5yWwAAopWk?format=jpg&name=large!

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Yeah

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!https://i.imgur.com/kH6ZAIg.png!

Shadow The Hedgehog

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괴롭힘 당하는 샤동이ㅠ

Shadow The Hedgehog

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