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< @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 17:27 Come home quick, the dog had an accident! What kind of accident!? He forgot to put the car in Bark. Why are you like this!?

< @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 17:27 Come home quick, the dog had an accident! What kind of accident!? He forgot to put the car in Bark. Why are you like this!?

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Scaring Neighbors

so the neighbour just sent my dad a message on facebook.... 8:06 PM I'm tired of being scared of whatever is in your kids creepy window Aa

so the neighbour just sent my dad a message on facebook.... 8:06 PM I'm tired of being scared of whatever is in your kids creepy window Aa

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YMMV, but the last one is straight up psycho behaviour | /r/dndmemes

Rolling for attributes imgflip.com 4d6, drop lowest, choose where they go 3d6, choose where they go 3d6, straight down 1d20, straight down

Rolling for attributes imgflip.com 4d6, drop lowest, choose where they go 3d6, choose where they go 3d6, straight down 1d20, straight down

Dungeons and Dragons

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This really caught me off guard when I started 5e. For those who don't know, in my day you got 3 fea...

imgflip.com FIGHTER MOVING FROM 3.5 TO 5E WHERE FEATS?

imgflip.com FIGHTER MOVING FROM 3.5 TO 5E WHERE FEATS?

Dungeons and Dragons

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My next character concept if I'm able to swing it. | /r/dndmemes

GM: What's your next character concept? Me: I am a man who went insane and started talking to hand puppets. GM: Wait a minute- What did you do? What we did. No! You're a Murderer. Oh My God! What do we do? Reverend Hound... And you're an accomplice. I wouldn't! I couldn't! I... We leave. We leave tonight. You did. ©2008 Bethesda Softworks LLC. All Rights Reserved.

GM: What's your next character concept? Me: I am a man who went insane and started talking to hand puppets. GM: Wait a minute- What did you do? What we did. No! You're a Murderer. Oh My God! What do we do? Reverend Hound... And you're an accomplice. I wouldn't! I couldn't! I... We leave. We leave tonight. You did. ©2008 Bethesda Softworks LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Dungeons and Dragons

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More dnd memes | /r/dndmemes

POV: When the party skips an entire arc, go straight into the cult HQ and anger 300 strong cultists, so you have the God dude help 'em out as rewriting the entire story would be too much of a hassle

POV: When the party skips an entire arc, go straight into the cult HQ and anger 300 strong cultists, so you have the God dude help 'em out as rewriting the entire story would be too much of a hassle

Dungeons and Dragons

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Funny business. | /r/madlads

NormalName MOD .9h MEGABLUNDER i WILL be watching this comment section. No funny business. Ledr225.9h funny business Reply 26 more replies Vote NormalName MOD MEGABLUNDER ... . 9h Reply 1.1k L

NormalName MOD .9h MEGABLUNDER i WILL be watching this comment section. No funny business. Ledr225.9h funny business Reply 26 more replies Vote NormalName MOD MEGABLUNDER ... . 9h Reply 1.1k L

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This husband deserves a beer

I let my husband label the spices and this happened... Beg Ur Parsley m Kinda A Big Dill Oregano Gangsta It's Go Thyme

I let my husband label the spices and this happened... Beg Ur Parsley m Kinda A Big Dill Oregano Gangsta It's Go Thyme

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Understood the assignment

Can you get Sarah a present today? She's expecting a baby. IG @PunHubOnline A B hello RAH- Sure. You have a weird taste in gifts.

Can you get Sarah a present today? She's expecting a baby. IG @PunHubOnline A B hello RAH- Sure. You have a weird taste in gifts.

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Took me a minute

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I asked my wife to rate my listening skills yesterday... she said: "you're an 8 on a scale of 10"... ... I still don't know why she told me to urinate on a skeleton!

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I asked my wife to rate my listening skills yesterday... she said: "you're an 8 on a scale of 10"... ... I still don't know why she told me to urinate on a skeleton!

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Take her flowers, she said

I said to him, "when you visit my mum in hospital, you should take her flowers" You waited till she wasn't looking, then you took her flowers And I did exactly that IG: PUN BIBLE

I said to him, "when you visit my mum in hospital, you should take her flowers" You waited till she wasn't looking, then you took her flowers And I did exactly that IG: PUN BIBLE

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Hymns and hearse

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes Why do they say "Amen" instead of "A woman" at the end of songs at church? Because they are hymns, not hers.

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes Why do they say "Amen" instead of "A woman" at the end of songs at church? Because they are hymns, not hers.

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Two birds right?

The wife said "here's £20, get the dog a warm jacket, if there's any money left" get yourself a beer. 18 PACK Heineken

The wife said "here's £20, get the dog a warm jacket, if there's any money left" get yourself a beer. 18 PACK Heineken

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Sign Language

whatsabbiesinsta 2d what's the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language 30 Q Dad Club >

whatsabbiesinsta 2d what's the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language 30 Q Dad Club >

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Copy that.

Me: Suspect is dancing naked through the streets of downtown. Dispatch: Copy that. Me: I'll try but I'm not much of a dancer.

Me: Suspect is dancing naked through the streets of downtown. Dispatch: Copy that. Me: I'll try but I'm not much of a dancer.

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Noah fence

Hope this post isn't a fence sieve to anyone

Hope this post isn't a fence sieve to anyone

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After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit. 8:47 AM - Jan 8, 2025 X

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit. 8:47 AM - Jan 8, 2025 X

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Did you take the spider out?

Did you take the spider out instead of killing it? I sure did... We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works in web design. / @DadSayss

Did you take the spider out instead of killing it? I sure did... We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works in web design. / @DadSayss

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When you're high on pervitin: | History Memes

Look Ivan! That lone crazy ass Finn is charging at us

Look Ivan! That lone crazy ass Finn is charging at us

The official name for the Berlin Wall in East Germany: | History Memes

The Berlin Wall (Die Berliner Mauer) The Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart (Antifaschistischer Schutzwall)

The Berlin Wall (Die Berliner Mauer) The Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart (Antifaschistischer Schutzwall)