Most of the Tags were taken from the Youtube comments, they were just too good to pass up. It occurred to me that I could have just put it in the notes, but the deed was already done so I saw no need. So, just enjoy getting dunked on.

He told you that you were going to have a bad time. He thought you just wanted some good games, some bad fouls, some nice teammates. But you wouldn't stop. Now countless teams lie in ruins because of you. And now, you're going to get dunked.