Troll Science / Troll Physics

The Retro Encabulator has become a part of everyday life for billions of people worldwide, but few remember the forerunner of that marvel of modern technology, the mighty Turbo Encabulator!

For a number of years now work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.