https://www.patreon.com/PlagueOfGripes Legend tells that the first pokemon trainers used acorns as pokeballs, and dinosaur bones as TMs, or some stupid s---. The truth of the matter was, it was the pokemon which first tamed their masters. Young Ungo-Boingus, a strapping lad of totally legal consent, would emerge one day from his family's beachside condo cave and head down to the river.