This isn't actually that sick, but the admins at TCRF are freaking out at it, so here it goes.

EDIT: Now that I see Sam wiping his butt in front of a poor, lost Velocimomometer, I can see the sickness of it all.

Originally revealed to the world via this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=khzsIJVESao Yes, this psychotic animation is actually in the game. Here's what you need to do if you're crazy and non-FBI-fearing enough to try it: 1. add whosabigcheater=1 to the hegames.ini file. (Located in C:\windows on old versions of windows, C:\[user]\appdata\local\virtualstore\windows\ on modern versions.)