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File: cuck png (103 KB, 362x267) ■ worst sunday fun day ever (ID: Npwz2S4 )璽01/15/16(Fri)08:15:56 No. 61051840 >Be Jeb Bush swake up in the moning >feel depressed and empty sit up and open nightstand drawer >pull out loaded 22 handgun and stick the barrel in my mouth >suddenly remember today is Sunday Funday >smile rushes to my face >put gun back in drawer not today run downstairs >Columba is standing in kitchen S Buenos dias, Jeb. Today will be an extra special Sunday Funday because I invited one of your friends to join us!" >she points to the kitchen table >Donald Trump is sitting at the table pouring cereal into my favorite guacabowle > Good morning, Jeb. I like your pajamas says Trump realize I'm still wearing my one-piece f >"h-h-hi Donald" embarrassed > Hey, Jeb, could you please bring me the milk? asks Trump stake milk out of refrigerator and walk towards table strip on my toy turtle thatI left on the floor last night >fall down and spill milk all over the floor lying in a puddle of milk >Columba screams "ay dios mio, Jeb! I told you to put your turtles away after you're done playing with them >she takes off one of her shoes and begins spanking me with it >curl into fetal position start crying >Columba tells me to go upstairs for 15-minute timeout >run upstairs get my gun >aim it at my head >pull trigger >wake up in hospital 3 days later >Donald Trump sitting at foot of my bed >ask him what happened >he tells me the bullet didn't kill me > how could I survive a headshot point blank? I asked >Donald Trump smiles and says s the bullet you used was low e ootie pajamas with turtle patterns mfw

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