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OP 02/08/13(Fri)22:09 No.17620091 Replies: >17620214> 17620269 >176203951762054917626168 >176265121762708017627407 Doradus wonders where her plate is Foodbro loses it "Bitch, you ate 3 pounds of f------ ground beef today. Thats enough food for your fat-ass today. In fact, thats enough caloric intake for like 3 days. If I catch you in my kitchen for the next three days I will lose my f------ mind." sits down next to chillbro, immediately back to good mood watching the game h-------- this sashimi doradus quietly sobbing, bonybro shamefully passing her pieces off his plate keep in mind, doradus pays nothing to exist in our space in addition, because foodbro is such a foodnazi, he practically foots the entire food bill himself so we dont fill his kitchen with cheap s----- food bitch is literally a financial drain, does nothing to contribute, and always gets super upset if someone mentions how much of our s--- she eats a few days go by me, chillbro, and foodbro coming home, bonybro has late lab lights are on, loud f------ noise sounds like the cawing of a billion crows and the shrieks of a billion banshees foodbro immediately mad goes inside oh my god, doradus invited the rest of the large magellanic cloud and currently has food everywhere and everyone is screaming and laughing and making a huge s--- of my f------ house foodbro strides through room, rips ipod out of ipod dock and screams GET THE F--- OUT OF MY HOUSE stampede of white whales doradus says "oh bonybro said I could have a few friends over foodbro notices all the food that is out. Ice cream, cup cakes, chicken sandwiches and s--- "Youre going to pay for all this. Im tired of you eating my food without asking." doradus starts tearing up "but the food is for the house" >I pipe up "youre not part of the house" Foodbro agrees with me and says "you just come in here and eat all my s--- because you think you can doradus stumbles over to foodbro and tries to stroke his chest (w-- amirite) "its okay, stop getting mad because Im bonybros girlfriend" foodbro gets so mad he leaves

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