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Femanon Gets Medicine

>be me 24yo femanorn >babysitting my nieces and nephew >look through brother's medicine cabinet >his wife is on xanax and my nephew is on ritalin >pocket some xanax for later >mash up the ritalin with my credit card >snort a few lines of ritalin off the lid of the toilet seat >mfw 67.4 kB JPG

>be me 24yo femanorn >babysitting my nieces and nephew >look through brother's medicine cabinet >his wife is on xanax and my nephew is on ritalin >pocket some xanax for later >mash up the ritalin with my credit card >snort a few lines of ritalin off the lid of the toilet seat >mfw 67.4 kB JPG

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Femanon Excels

Anonymous 01/12/19(Sat)13:10:54 No.50383892 >be me >24yo fembot >suck off a gt bot in the mcdonalds bathroom damn. fat girls really do give the best head" C. 9 KB JPG mfw View Thread

Anonymous 01/12/19(Sat)13:10:54 No.50383892 >be me >24yo fembot >suck off a gt bot in the mcdonalds bathroom damn. fat girls really do give the best head" C. 9 KB JPG mfw View Thread

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Femanon Has a Name Idea

>be me >24yo femanon с.У at sister's baby shower with her normie friends UPG they're talking about names 44.55 KB >everyone turns to me >they want me to suggest something >panic on the spot >can't think >"ermm... yaoi is pretty" >she gave birth yesterday >mfw my nephew is named after gay porr

>be me >24yo femanon с.У at sister's baby shower with her normie friends UPG they're talking about names 44.55 KB >everyone turns to me >they want me to suggest something >panic on the spot >can't think >"ermm... yaoi is pretty" >she gave birth yesterday >mfw my nephew is named after gay porr

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Femanon Does Heroin

>be me 24yo femanon meet guy on tinder c.J/>he's super cute possiblebf.jpeg he comes over to my place he brings heroin 341.5 kB PNG >i snort it to be polite it's really good >i buy more after he leaves i'm now addicted to it mfw

>be me 24yo femanon meet guy on tinder c.J/>he's super cute possiblebf.jpeg he comes over to my place he brings heroin 341.5 kB PNG >i snort it to be polite it's really good >i buy more after he leaves i'm now addicted to it mfw

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Femanon Hustles

Anonymous | 46015092 21 perccel ezelőtt >be me >24yo femanon need money for new laptop hatch plan call qt boy i had sex with six weeks ago tell him i'm pregnant and need abortion money с.У 366,9 kB PNG he gives me three hundred pounds wowthatwaseasy.mp3 start calling every man i had sex between two weeks and two months ago make 1500 pounds in fake abortion money sixth guy i call figures out my ruse >"anon, abortions are covered on the NHS panic and hang up >mfw

Anonymous | 46015092 21 perccel ezelőtt >be me >24yo femanon need money for new laptop hatch plan call qt boy i had sex with six weeks ago tell him i'm pregnant and need abortion money с.У 366,9 kB PNG he gives me three hundred pounds wowthatwaseasy.mp3 start calling every man i had sex between two weeks and two months ago make 1500 pounds in fake abortion money sixth guy i call figures out my ruse >"anon, abortions are covered on the NHS panic and hang up >mfw

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Femanon Does It on a Bench

>be me >24yo fembot >meet guy on tinder he's super cute >possiblebf jpeg we drink some cans of cider in a park we get pretty trashed >we're kissing pretty hard he lifts up my skirt and goes down on me orn the bench vomits in my vagina >mfw

>be me >24yo fembot >meet guy on tinder he's super cute >possiblebf jpeg we drink some cans of cider in a park we get pretty trashed >we're kissing pretty hard he lifts up my skirt and goes down on me orn the bench vomits in my vagina >mfw

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Femanon Offers Wine

No.45972325 3 hours ago 1491622216885.ipg JPG 44.5 KiB 478x572 cbe me >24yo femanon >meet guy on tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >he comes over to my place we have sex >as he's getting dressed, i grab a bottle of wine time to make my move >"would you like some wine? "oh wow, thanks anon he takes the bottle and leaves 15 replies

No.45972325 3 hours ago 1491622216885.ipg JPG 44.5 KiB 478x572 cbe me >24yo femanon >meet guy on tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >he comes over to my place we have sex >as he's getting dressed, i grab a bottle of wine time to make my move >"would you like some wine? "oh wow, thanks anon he takes the bottle and leaves 15 replies

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Femanon Is a Sommelier

File: index32 jpg (8 KB, 204x247) Anonymous 02/12/18(Mon)1642 06 No.759729779 [Reply]2759733443 22759733597 >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy on tinder >he's super cute possiblebf.jpeg >he suggest we go to a wine tasting as we walk, he asks if i spit or swallow stry to be sexy "actually i prefer it up my ass mfw he was talking about the wine samples

File: index32 jpg (8 KB, 204x247) Anonymous 02/12/18(Mon)1642 06 No.759729779 [Reply]2759733443 22759733597 >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy on tinder >he's super cute possiblebf.jpeg >he suggest we go to a wine tasting as we walk, he asks if i spit or swallow stry to be sexy "actually i prefer it up my ass mfw he was talking about the wine samples

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Femanon Goes to Tesco

Anonymous No. 762927649 (1 h) be me in tesco 24yo femanon >buying twelve cans of tesco lager, a 3 pack c.)/of microwave popcorn and cooking chocolate to melt over it >cashier is super cute >possiblebf.jpeg smiles at me >f---.mp4 >"havin' people over for paddy's day?" >mfw i'm just planning on watching bridget jones by myself JPG 44.55 KB

Anonymous No. 762927649 (1 h) be me in tesco 24yo femanon >buying twelve cans of tesco lager, a 3 pack c.)/of microwave popcorn and cooking chocolate to melt over it >cashier is super cute >possiblebf.jpeg smiles at me >f---.mp4 >"havin' people over for paddy's day?" >mfw i'm just planning on watching bridget jones by myself JPG 44.55 KB

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Femanon Talks to Uncle

File: LtT8yNN xmas.png (307 KB, 418x503) Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue)01:05:21 No.754846765 [Reply] >be >24yo femanon >at parents' for chistmas >trying to drink away the awkwardness >uncle and his wif are over for dinner >"so anon, any man in the picture?" asks my uncle >"actually i'm sort of focused on my career at the moment" "can't put it off forever!" >"now now patrick, women have options these days. IVF and everything. besides, anon is only what, 29, 30?" >"24" >she gives my uncle a sad look and a few minutes later starts telling me about some moisturizer and face mask she uses and how she feels so rejuvenated since she stopped drinking >mfw 22 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 12/26/17(Tue)02:19:41 No.754850106 post your panties? please it's christmas 92 Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue)02:26:06 No.754850351 will you please put a fountain pen inside of my d------- 92 Anonymous 12/26/17(Tue)02:36:47 No.754850802 timestamp

File: LtT8yNN xmas.png (307 KB, 418x503) Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue)01:05:21 No.754846765 [Reply] >be >24yo femanon >at parents' for chistmas >trying to drink away the awkwardness >uncle and his wif are over for dinner >"so anon, any man in the picture?" asks my uncle >"actually i'm sort of focused on my career at the moment" "can't put it off forever!" >"now now patrick, women have options these days. IVF and everything. besides, anon is only what, 29, 30?" >"24" >she gives my uncle a sad look and a few minutes later starts telling me about some moisturizer and face mask she uses and how she feels so rejuvenated since she stopped drinking >mfw 22 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 12/26/17(Tue)02:19:41 No.754850106 post your panties? please it's christmas 92 Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue)02:26:06 No.754850351 will you please put a fountain pen inside of my d------- 92 Anonymous 12/26/17(Tue)02:36:47 No.754850802 timestamp

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Femanon Is Dissapointing

>be me 24 yo femanon >go on tinder date he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >we hit it off he actually gets my sense of humour and likes pepes and anime and vidya i mention 4chan >he posts /r9k/ and /v/ all the time toogoodtobetrue.peg? >he's super sweet and comments how pretty and feminine i look go back to his place he grabs my crotch "oh... thought you'd have a.." he says disappointed he thought i was a trap >mfw 341.5 kB PNG

>be me 24 yo femanon >go on tinder date he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >we hit it off he actually gets my sense of humour and likes pepes and anime and vidya i mention 4chan >he posts /r9k/ and /v/ all the time toogoodtobetrue.peg? >he's super sweet and comments how pretty and feminine i look go back to his place he grabs my crotch "oh... thought you'd have a.." he says disappointed he thought i was a trap >mfw 341.5 kB PNG

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Femanon Is a Babysitter

File: LtT8yNN.png (334 KB, 422x509) 042035231 3223 751842747 >> 751842926 >751842955 be me 24yo femanon meet guy off tinder he's super cute possiblebf.jpeg i go over to his place >his daughter is there "i'm so sorry anon, but my ex wife had to go see her mother in hospital urgently so i have to babysit" surenobiggie.png then he gets an important call and has to leave >i'm left babysitting an 8yo gir i ask her if her parents getting divorced was hard on her she tells me they're still married >2 hours later he arrives home with his wife they thank me for babysitting and ask me to leave >mfw

File: LtT8yNN.png (334 KB, 422x509) 042035231 3223 751842747 >> 751842926 >751842955 be me 24yo femanon meet guy off tinder he's super cute possiblebf.jpeg i go over to his place >his daughter is there "i'm so sorry anon, but my ex wife had to go see her mother in hospital urgently so i have to babysit" surenobiggie.png then he gets an important call and has to leave >i'm left babysitting an 8yo gir i ask her if her parents getting divorced was hard on her she tells me they're still married >2 hours later he arrives home with his wife they thank me for babysitting and ask me to leave >mfw

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Femanon Takes Care of Herself

Anonymous 01/01/18(Mon) 15:31:09 No.755550974 be me >24yo femanon delete tinder ready to focus on the most important relationship the relationship i have with myself 326 KB PNG ready to find out who i am only hate 1550kcal today ran 750m did an intro to yoga tutorial from youtube at peace with the world >#newyearnewme >mfw

Anonymous 01/01/18(Mon) 15:31:09 No.755550974 be me >24yo femanon delete tinder ready to focus on the most important relationship the relationship i have with myself 326 KB PNG ready to find out who i am only hate 1550kcal today ran 750m did an intro to yoga tutorial from youtube at peace with the world >#newyearnewme >mfw

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Femanon Makes a WW2 Joke

#756648302 1/12/18, 10:34 AM be me >24yo femanon >go on tinder date >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >we go to mcdonalds >i order a big mac meal and chicken nuggets >"damn anon. i'm glad you like meat so much.;)" >i try to reply sexily >"yeah i've smoked more poles than the ovens in Auswitzch ;)" >turns out his grandfather died in a concentration camp >he calls me a monster >mfw

#756648302 1/12/18, 10:34 AM be me >24yo femanon >go on tinder date >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >we go to mcdonalds >i order a big mac meal and chicken nuggets >"damn anon. i'm glad you like meat so much.;)" >i try to reply sexily >"yeah i've smoked more poles than the ovens in Auswitzch ;)" >turns out his grandfather died in a concentration camp >he calls me a monster >mfw

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Femanon Doesn't Send Nudes

130/10] Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 00:12:59 No.747515516 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: 747515845 >747516885 >747517151 >>747517372 3747517414747518619 747519350747520411 >be me >24yo femanon talking to a guy on tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >he asks to see my nudes >"teehee you'll have to meet me in person to see that kind of thing с.У >"im just looking to wank you fat c---" >he blocks me >mfw 334KiB, 422x509, LtT8yNN.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO

130/10] Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 00:12:59 No.747515516 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: 747515845 >747516885 >747517151 >>747517372 3747517414747518619 747519350747520411 >be me >24yo femanon talking to a guy on tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >he asks to see my nudes >"teehee you'll have to meet me in person to see that kind of thing с.У >"im just looking to wank you fat c---" >he blocks me >mfw 334KiB, 422x509, LtT8yNN.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO

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Femanon Feels Rejected

186 /18 Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 20:06:45 No.747790608 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >747790684 747790804 747791323747791615 747791709 >>747791730 747791928 747791965 747792005 747792056 > 747792077 >>747792129 747792214 747792565 >747792567 >747792924 747792999 747793526 >747793722 747796587 > 747796777 >>747797431 747799918 >be me >24yo femanon rejected by society >can't get a bf >can't get a job >am coming to accept my fate as lonely NEET spinster >only friend is my cat and he's getting old >even 4channers don't accept me 334KiB, 422x509, LtT8yNN.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO mfw

186 /18 Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 20:06:45 No.747790608 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >747790684 747790804 747791323747791615 747791709 >>747791730 747791928 747791965 747792005 747792056 > 747792077 >>747792129 747792214 747792565 >747792567 >747792924 747792999 747793526 >747793722 747796587 > 747796777 >>747797431 747799918 >be me >24yo femanon rejected by society >can't get a bf >can't get a job >am coming to accept my fate as lonely NEET spinster >only friend is my cat and he's getting old >even 4channers don't accept me 334KiB, 422x509, LtT8yNN.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO mfw

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