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No More Bread feed for Ducks

DID YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T FEED DUCKS BREAD? IT MAKES THEM ILL DUE TO NOT CONTAINING THE RIGHT NUTRITION OR CALORIES FOR THEM TO STAY WARM IN WATER Imgflip.com
DID YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T FEED DUCKS BREAD? IT MAKES THEM ILL DUE TO NOT CONTAINING THE RIGHT NUTRITION OR CALORIES FOR THEM TO STAY WARM IN WATER Imgflip.com

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NFTs Suck

You know that you shouldn't really make NFTS They require energy and hardware use, which can lead to pollution or e-waste Imgflip.com
You know that you shouldn't really make NFTS They require energy and hardware use, which can lead to pollution or e-waste Imgflip.com

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There are a lot of temptations... | /r/wholesomememes

IN THE RUNUP TO THE ELECTION, RESIST THE URGE TO NURTURE YOUR HATRED TOWARDS THOSE CITIZENS WHO DON'T SHARE YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFS
IN THE RUNUP TO THE ELECTION, RESIST THE URGE TO NURTURE YOUR HATRED TOWARDS THOSE CITIZENS WHO DON'T SHARE YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFS

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Pretty Smart Honestly

NEVER GIVE 100% AT A NEW JOB, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO MAINTAIN START SLOW, SO THAT ANY ADDITIONAL EFFORT IS SEEN AS IMPROVEMENT
NEVER GIVE 100% AT A NEW JOB, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO MAINTAIN START SLOW, SO THAT ANY ADDITIONAL EFFORT IS SEEN AS IMPROVEMENT

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They Deserve It

IF YOU'RE STAYING WITH SOMEONE AND THEIR PLACE IS EXTREMELY CLEAN COMPLIMENT THEM ON IT, THEY PROBABLY SPENT HOURS PREPPING FOR YOUR ARRIVAL. mgfiip.com
IF YOU'RE STAYING WITH SOMEONE AND THEIR PLACE IS EXTREMELY CLEAN COMPLIMENT THEM ON IT, THEY PROBABLY SPENT HOURS PREPPING FOR YOUR ARRIVAL. mgfiip.com

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Rules Are Rules

IF YOU WITNESS PEOPLE DOING STUPID THINGS THAT ARE LIKELY TO HURT PEOPLE ALWAYS REMEMBER ICATCH IT ON VIDEO
IF YOU WITNESS PEOPLE DOING STUPID THINGS THAT ARE LIKELY TO HURT PEOPLE ALWAYS REMEMBER ICATCH IT ON VIDEO

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"Trust me, I'm not a quack"

"Delete System32":/memes/delete-system32 meme found in a list of "22 Tech Memes":https://cheezburger.com/7711237/22-tech-memes-thatll-help-you-reboot on Memebase.
"Delete System32":/memes/delete-system32 meme found in a list of "22 Tech Memes":https://cheezburger.com/7711237/22-tech-memes-thatll-help-you-reboot on Memebase.

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Advice for cashiers

WHEN YOU'RE GIVING CHANGE, DON'T TRY TO BALANCE THE COINS ON TOP OF THE BILLS COINS FIRST GIVE THE WHERE THE NATURAL CUP OF THE CUSTOMER'S HAND WILL KEEP THEM IN PLACE AND MAKE IKELY TO BE DROPPED THEM LESS
WHEN YOU'RE GIVING CHANGE, DON'T TRY TO BALANCE THE COINS ON TOP OF THE BILLS COINS FIRST GIVE THE WHERE THE NATURAL CUP OF THE CUSTOMER'S HAND WILL KEEP THEM IN PLACE AND MAKE IKELY TO BE DROPPED THEM LESS

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Mallard makes good point about Eating Tide Pods

Image macro of Actual Advice Mallard made in reaction to the "<em>Eating Tide PODS</em>":/memes/eating-tide-pods challenge meme which was supposed to be a joke about eating the detergent cartridges because of their passing similarity with common candy. While most participated in the joke by making memes and other images with the subtle implication that the Tide Pods taste good, others were not as clever and actually ate the poisonous cleaning supply.
Image macro of Actual Advice Mallard made in reaction to the "<em>Eating Tide PODS</em>":/memes/eating-tide-pods challenge meme which was supposed to be a joke about eating the detergent cartridges because of their passing similarity with common candy. While most participated in the joke by making memes and other images with the subtle implication that the Tide Pods taste good, others were not as clever and actually ate the poisonous cleaning supply.

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Extremely useful life suggestion wild duck

source https://www.reddit.com/r/coaxedintoasnafu/comments/4q6f57/using_this_one_from_now_on/
source https://www.reddit.com/r/coaxedintoasnafu/comments/4q6f57/using_this_one_from_now_on/

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baseball bat

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/q4j5DUw
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/q4j5DUw

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Seriously KnowYourMeme, This Is Why I Adblock You

Original post here: <a href="http://www.livememe.com/i5qo001">http://www.livememe.com/i5qo001</a>
Original post here: <a href="http://www.livememe.com/i5qo001">http://www.livememe.com/i5qo001</a>

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"Imgur":http://imgur.com/TH88G8U
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/TH88G8U

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THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET AN ANSWER ON THE INTERNETIS NOT TO ASKA QUESTION, BUT DELIBERATELY POST AN INCORRECT ANSWER PEOPLE ARE QUICKER TO CORRECT YOU THAN TO ANSWER AN INQUIRY; ITS CALLED GODWIN'S LAW
THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET AN ANSWER ON THE INTERNETIS NOT TO ASKA QUESTION, BUT DELIBERATELY POST AN INCORRECT ANSWER PEOPLE ARE QUICKER TO CORRECT YOU THAN TO ANSWER AN INQUIRY; ITS CALLED GODWIN'S LAW

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I've Been Lifting Nine Weeks Before My Resolution of Wanting to Lift

GET STARTED ON YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION WELL BEFORE JANUARY 1ST YOUR MINDSET WILL BE ESTABLISHED DURING CELEBRATIONSAND YOUR HABIT WILL FORM EARLIER. memeg enerator.ne
GET STARTED ON YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION WELL BEFORE JANUARY 1ST YOUR MINDSET WILL BE ESTABLISHED DURING CELEBRATIONSAND YOUR HABIT WILL FORM EARLIER. memeg enerator.ne

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Probably not the best advice

ALWAYS MASTURBATE BEFORE MAKING ANY DECISION FAP FAP Well, I think, l take a cheeseburger! 279 Uhm, okay! And woüld you like some fries? Hm,I don't know yet FAP OH GOD FAP WHY
ALWAYS MASTURBATE BEFORE MAKING ANY DECISION FAP FAP Well, I think, l take a cheeseburger! 279 Uhm, okay! And woüld you like some fries? Hm,I don't know yet FAP OH GOD FAP WHY

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