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IF YOU'RE EVER HOMELESS MURDER SOMEONETO EARN A LIFE SENTENCE IN PRISONYOU GET FREE FOOD, SHOWERS, CLOTHES, SHELTER, WATER AND OTHER NECESSITIES.
IF YOU'RE EVER HOMELESS MURDER SOMEONETO EARN A LIFE SENTENCE IN PRISONYOU GET FREE FOOD, SHOWERS, CLOTHES, SHELTER, WATER AND OTHER NECESSITIES.

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This will save my life after exams

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Made with quickmeme Info from cracked

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If I only knew this when I was younger...

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This really saved me

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FYOUARE BEHINDIN YOUR CLASSES GO TO CLASS
FYOUARE BEHINDIN YOUR CLASSES GO TO CLASS

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THELEFT LANE IS FOR SPEEDING
THELEFT LANE IS FOR SPEEDING

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FYOUR NEIGHBORIS BEING A JERK ACCUSETHEM OF WITCHCRAFT IN FRONT OF THE TOWN AND HAVE THEM BURNT AT THE STAKE quickmeme.com
FYOUR NEIGHBORIS BEING A JERK ACCUSETHEM OF WITCHCRAFT IN FRONT OF THE TOWN AND HAVE THEM BURNT AT THE STAKE quickmeme.com

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T FUNDING FROM THE GOVERNMENT TELL THEM FAR AWAY PLANETS HAVE OIL
T FUNDING FROM THE GOVERNMENT TELL THEM FAR AWAY PLANETS HAVE OIL

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FYOU HAVE AN OLD CELL PHONE KEEPIT CHARGED AND POWERED OFF IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT FOR AN EMERGENCY ALL CELL PHONES ARE ABLE TO MAKE FREE CALLS TO9110N ANYNETWORK THEY CAN CONNECTTO
FYOU HAVE AN OLD CELL PHONE KEEPIT CHARGED AND POWERED OFF IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT FOR AN EMERGENCY ALL CELL PHONES ARE ABLE TO MAKE FREE CALLS TO9110N ANYNETWORK THEY CAN CONNECTTO

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I AM THE SYMBOL OF WISDOIM NOT THAT STUPID GREEN MALLARD
I AM THE SYMBOL OF WISDOIM NOT THAT STUPID GREEN MALLARD

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WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT STEPON ME
WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT STEPON ME

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SERVE ME WITH GARLIC POTATOS quickmeme.com

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Not a nice guy

IFYOU EXPECT SOMETHING IN RETURN FOR BEING A NICE GUY YOUIRE NOT A NICE GUY
IFYOU EXPECT SOMETHING IN RETURN FOR BEING A NICE GUY YOUIRE NOT A NICE GUY

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ITHINK YOUSHOULD KNOW THE HUMANS DON'T REALLY LIKE IT WHEN YOU PUT YOUR BUTTHOLE IN THEIR FACES
ITHINK YOUSHOULD KNOW THE HUMANS DON'T REALLY LIKE IT WHEN YOU PUT YOUR BUTTHOLE IN THEIR FACES

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ABOATISJUSTA HOLEIN THE WATER YOU THROVMONEYINTO WOULDN'T BUY ONE
ABOATISJUSTA HOLEIN THE WATER YOU THROVMONEYINTO WOULDN'T BUY ONE

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HE WASNTTAKING THOSE PICTURES TO EMBARRASS YOU THOSE PICTURES EARN HIM IMAGINARY POINTS AMONG OTHER HUMANS
HE WASNTTAKING THOSE PICTURES TO EMBARRASS YOU THOSE PICTURES EARN HIM IMAGINARY POINTS AMONG OTHER HUMANS

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LOOKJUST BECAUSEYOU,ELTS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SITS quickmeme.com
LOOKJUST BECAUSEYOU,ELTS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SITS quickmeme.com

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So I hear you're looking to buy a boat

SOLHEAR YOU'RE LOOKING TO BUY A BOAT LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE ON THAT
SOLHEAR YOU'RE LOOKING TO BUY A BOAT LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE ON THAT

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Boat

YOUSHOULD BUY ABOAT
YOUSHOULD BUY ABOAT

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IPROBABLY SHOULDNT TELL YOU THIS BUT THAT RED DOT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CATCH, AND THOSE HUMANS ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU
IPROBABLY SHOULDNT TELL YOU THIS BUT THAT RED DOT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CATCH, AND THOSE HUMANS ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU

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