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IFYOU NEED TOGET RIDOF A BONER RUBTHEBOTTOMOF YOUR FOREARM QUICKLY YOUR BODY WILL SEND MORE BLOOD TO YOUR ARM AND LESS TO YOUR PENIS
IFYOU NEED TOGET RIDOF A BONER RUBTHEBOTTOMOF YOUR FOREARM QUICKLY YOUR BODY WILL SEND MORE BLOOD TO YOUR ARM AND LESS TO YOUR PENIS

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WANT TO KNOW WHICH DOWNLOAD' BUTTONIS REALA CLICKAND DRAGIT, IF IT MOVES,IT IS NOT REAL
WANT TO KNOW WHICH DOWNLOAD' BUTTONIS REALA CLICKAND DRAGIT, IF IT MOVES,IT IS NOT REAL

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DONITBOTHERTAKINGAVIDEOOF FIREWORKS YOU WON'T EVER WATCH IT AND IT'S MUCH BETTER TO LIVEIN THE MOMENT AND ENJOYTHEM
DONITBOTHERTAKINGAVIDEOOF FIREWORKS YOU WON'T EVER WATCH IT AND IT'S MUCH BETTER TO LIVEIN THE MOMENT AND ENJOYTHEM

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IF YOU DONT MEET THE QUALIFICATIONS FOR AJOB,APPLY ANYWAY EMPLOYERS PUT UNREASONABLE QUALIFICATIONS ASA REQUIREMENT TO TONE DOWN THE AMOUNT OF APPLICATIONS THEY RECEIVE, AND MIGHT STILL CONSIDER APPLICATIONS FROM PEOPLE WITH A HEALTHY ATTITUDE AND LESSER EXPERIENCE
IF YOU DONT MEET THE QUALIFICATIONS FOR AJOB,APPLY ANYWAY EMPLOYERS PUT UNREASONABLE QUALIFICATIONS ASA REQUIREMENT TO TONE DOWN THE AMOUNT OF APPLICATIONS THEY RECEIVE, AND MIGHT STILL CONSIDER APPLICATIONS FROM PEOPLE WITH A HEALTHY ATTITUDE AND LESSER EXPERIENCE

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WANNA MAKE YOUR PRESENTATION MORE INTERESTING AND FUN? USE UNCYCLOPEDIA AS A SOURCE OR INFORMATION,EVERYONE WILL LOVEIT!
WANNA MAKE YOUR PRESENTATION MORE INTERESTING AND FUN? USE UNCYCLOPEDIA AS A SOURCE OR INFORMATION,EVERYONE WILL LOVEIT!

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NEW MEME DELETETHE,OLD,CAPTIONS GETTTIRSUNGEY ICANHAS CHEEZBURGER, COM

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IS YOUR BABY'S FACE DIRTY BUT ETO BUSY TO GLEANUTE GIVETHEMA WET WASHCLOTH, BABIES LOVE CHEWING ONTHEM AND THEY CLEAN THEMSELVES
IS YOUR BABY'S FACE DIRTY BUT ETO BUSY TO GLEANUTE GIVETHEMA WET WASHCLOTH, BABIES LOVE CHEWING ONTHEM AND THEY CLEAN THEMSELVES

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ALWAYS EXERCISE CRITICAL THINKING WHEN LISTENING TO MY ADVICE AFTER ALL THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET. PRETENDING TO BEA DUCK
ALWAYS EXERCISE CRITICAL THINKING WHEN LISTENING TO MY ADVICE AFTER ALL THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET. PRETENDING TO BEA DUCK

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ABANDON THREAD
ABANDON THREAD

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Expect

EKPECT THE UNEKPECTED
EKPECT THE UNEKPECTED

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FADVDWON'TLETYOUSKIPTHE PREVIEWS PRESS STOP TWICE THEN PLAY. SKIPS TOTHE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE

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FYOU EVER SUSPECT SOMEONE'S FOLLOWING YOUR CAR TAKE FOUR RIGHT TURNS, IT FORMS A CIRCLE THEYRE STILL BEHIND YOU, THEY'RE FOLLOWING
FYOU EVER SUSPECT SOMEONE'S FOLLOWING YOUR CAR TAKE FOUR RIGHT TURNS, IT FORMS A CIRCLE THEYRE STILL BEHIND YOU, THEY'RE FOLLOWING

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IFYOU FIND A LOST DRIVERS LICENSE YOUCAN DROPITIN ANY MAILBOXASis THE POSTAL SERVICE WILL TAKE IT BACKTO THE DRIVER
IFYOU FIND A LOST DRIVERS LICENSE YOUCAN DROPITIN ANY MAILBOXASis THE POSTAL SERVICE WILL TAKE IT BACKTO THE DRIVER

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RE-READ BOOKSAND RE-WATCH MOVIES AT DIFERENT TIMESIN YOUR LIFE THE STORIES DON'T CHANGE, BUT YOUR PERSPECTIVE DOES
RE-READ BOOKSAND RE-WATCH MOVIES AT DIFERENT TIMESIN YOUR LIFE THE STORIES DON'T CHANGE, BUT YOUR PERSPECTIVE DOES

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WHENSEARCHING PLANE TICKETS ONLINE DELETE YOUR COOKIES PRICESGOUPIFYOU VISIT A SITE MULTIPLE TIMES
WHENSEARCHING PLANE TICKETS ONLINE DELETE YOUR COOKIES PRICESGOUPIFYOU VISIT A SITE MULTIPLE TIMES

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DONT MAKEDECISIONS WHEN YOUREANGRY DONTMAKE PROMISES WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY
DONT MAKEDECISIONS WHEN YOUREANGRY DONTMAKE PROMISES WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY

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INSTEAD OF PRESSING CTRL4ALT+DEL THEN CLICKINGTHE TASK MANAGER BUTTON YOUCAN PRESSCTRL+SHIFT+ESC TOOPENTASK MANAGER DIRECTLY
INSTEAD OF PRESSING CTRL4ALT+DEL THEN CLICKINGTHE TASK MANAGER BUTTON YOUCAN PRESSCTRL+SHIFT+ESC TOOPENTASK MANAGER DIRECTLY

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THEN YOU ARE F------ IDIOT
THEN YOU ARE F------ IDIOT

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COPV PASTE TEXT INGOOGLE TRANSLATE AND CLICKTHE LISTEN BUTTON
COPV PASTE TEXT INGOOGLE TRANSLATE AND CLICKTHE LISTEN BUTTON

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DOESNOT MEAN THERE WILL BE NO CONSEQUENCES"
DOESNOT MEAN THERE WILL BE NO CONSEQUENCES"

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