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![If you have an itch. Apply pressure The reduced blood flow wil stop the itching](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/588/892/077.jpeg)
![If you have an itch. Apply pressure The reduced blood flow wil stop the itching](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/588/892/077.jpeg)
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![IFYOU NEED TOGET RIDOF A BONER RUBTHEBOTTOMOF YOUR FOREARM QUICKLY YOUR BODY WILL SEND MORE BLOOD TO YOUR ARM AND LESS TO YOUR PENIS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/573/437/561.jpg)
![IFYOU NEED TOGET RIDOF A BONER RUBTHEBOTTOMOF YOUR FOREARM QUICKLY YOUR BODY WILL SEND MORE BLOOD TO YOUR ARM AND LESS TO YOUR PENIS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/573/437/561.jpg)
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![WANT TO KNOW WHICH DOWNLOAD' BUTTONIS REALA CLICKAND DRAGIT, IF IT MOVES,IT IS NOT REAL](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/572/848/d82.png)
![WANT TO KNOW WHICH DOWNLOAD' BUTTONIS REALA CLICKAND DRAGIT, IF IT MOVES,IT IS NOT REAL](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/572/848/d82.png)
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On Watching Fireworks
![DONITBOTHERTAKINGAVIDEOOF FIREWORKS YOU WON'T EVER WATCH IT AND IT'S MUCH BETTER TO LIVEIN THE MOMENT AND ENJOYTHEM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/570/326/0fb.jpg)
![DONITBOTHERTAKINGAVIDEOOF FIREWORKS YOU WON'T EVER WATCH IT AND IT'S MUCH BETTER TO LIVEIN THE MOMENT AND ENJOYTHEM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/570/326/0fb.jpg)
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![IF YOU DONT MEET THE QUALIFICATIONS FOR AJOB,APPLY ANYWAY EMPLOYERS PUT UNREASONABLE QUALIFICATIONS ASA REQUIREMENT TO TONE DOWN THE AMOUNT OF APPLICATIONS THEY RECEIVE, AND MIGHT STILL CONSIDER APPLICATIONS FROM PEOPLE WITH A HEALTHY ATTITUDE AND LESSER EXPERIENCE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/567/029/7e3.jpg)
![IF YOU DONT MEET THE QUALIFICATIONS FOR AJOB,APPLY ANYWAY EMPLOYERS PUT UNREASONABLE QUALIFICATIONS ASA REQUIREMENT TO TONE DOWN THE AMOUNT OF APPLICATIONS THEY RECEIVE, AND MIGHT STILL CONSIDER APPLICATIONS FROM PEOPLE WITH A HEALTHY ATTITUDE AND LESSER EXPERIENCE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/567/029/7e3.jpg)
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A new source of information
![WANNA MAKE YOUR PRESENTATION MORE INTERESTING AND FUN? USE UNCYCLOPEDIA AS A SOURCE OR INFORMATION,EVERYONE WILL LOVEIT!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/561/889/763.png)
![WANNA MAKE YOUR PRESENTATION MORE INTERESTING AND FUN? USE UNCYCLOPEDIA AS A SOURCE OR INFORMATION,EVERYONE WILL LOVEIT!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/561/889/763.png)
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If you wanna make a new meme...
![NEW MEME DELETETHE,OLD,CAPTIONS GETTTIRSUNGEY ICANHAS CHEEZBURGER, COM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/561/887/e6c.jpg)
![NEW MEME DELETETHE,OLD,CAPTIONS GETTTIRSUNGEY ICANHAS CHEEZBURGER, COM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/561/887/e6c.jpg)
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![IS YOUR BABY'S FACE DIRTY BUT ETO BUSY TO GLEANUTE GIVETHEMA WET WASHCLOTH, BABIES LOVE CHEWING ONTHEM AND THEY CLEAN THEMSELVES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/550/388/fe3.jpg)
![IS YOUR BABY'S FACE DIRTY BUT ETO BUSY TO GLEANUTE GIVETHEMA WET WASHCLOTH, BABIES LOVE CHEWING ONTHEM AND THEY CLEAN THEMSELVES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/550/388/fe3.jpg)
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![ALWAYS EXERCISE CRITICAL THINKING WHEN LISTENING TO MY ADVICE AFTER ALL THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET. PRETENDING TO BEA DUCK](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/549/980/cea.jpeg)
![ALWAYS EXERCISE CRITICAL THINKING WHEN LISTENING TO MY ADVICE AFTER ALL THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET. PRETENDING TO BEA DUCK](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/549/980/cea.jpeg)
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abandon
![ABANDON THREAD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/549/594/e83.png)
![ABANDON THREAD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/549/594/e83.png)
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Expect
![EKPECT THE UNEKPECTED](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/549/592/48a.png)
![EKPECT THE UNEKPECTED](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/549/592/48a.png)
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![FADVDWON'TLETYOUSKIPTHE PREVIEWS PRESS STOP TWICE THEN PLAY. SKIPS TOTHE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/549/205/3d5.jpg)
![FADVDWON'TLETYOUSKIPTHE PREVIEWS PRESS STOP TWICE THEN PLAY. SKIPS TOTHE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/549/205/3d5.jpg)
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![FYOU EVER SUSPECT SOMEONE'S FOLLOWING YOUR CAR TAKE FOUR RIGHT TURNS, IT FORMS A CIRCLE THEYRE STILL BEHIND YOU, THEY'RE FOLLOWING](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/549/204/b40.jpg)
![FYOU EVER SUSPECT SOMEONE'S FOLLOWING YOUR CAR TAKE FOUR RIGHT TURNS, IT FORMS A CIRCLE THEYRE STILL BEHIND YOU, THEY'RE FOLLOWING](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/549/204/b40.jpg)
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![IFYOU FIND A LOST DRIVERS LICENSE YOUCAN DROPITIN ANY MAILBOXASis THE POSTAL SERVICE WILL TAKE IT BACKTO THE DRIVER](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/549/203/faa.jpg)
![IFYOU FIND A LOST DRIVERS LICENSE YOUCAN DROPITIN ANY MAILBOXASis THE POSTAL SERVICE WILL TAKE IT BACKTO THE DRIVER](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/549/203/faa.jpg)
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![RE-READ BOOKSAND RE-WATCH MOVIES AT DIFERENT TIMESIN YOUR LIFE THE STORIES DON'T CHANGE, BUT YOUR PERSPECTIVE DOES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/549/201/665.jpg)
![RE-READ BOOKSAND RE-WATCH MOVIES AT DIFERENT TIMESIN YOUR LIFE THE STORIES DON'T CHANGE, BUT YOUR PERSPECTIVE DOES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/549/201/665.jpg)
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![WHENSEARCHING PLANE TICKETS ONLINE DELETE YOUR COOKIES PRICESGOUPIFYOU VISIT A SITE MULTIPLE TIMES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/549/200/87b.jpg)
![WHENSEARCHING PLANE TICKETS ONLINE DELETE YOUR COOKIES PRICESGOUPIFYOU VISIT A SITE MULTIPLE TIMES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/549/200/87b.jpg)
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