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WHENSEARCHING PLANE TICKETS ONLINE DELETE YOUR COOKIES PRICESGOUPIFYOU VISIT A SITE MULTIPLE TIMES
WHENSEARCHING PLANE TICKETS ONLINE DELETE YOUR COOKIES PRICESGOUPIFYOU VISIT A SITE MULTIPLE TIMES

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DONT MAKEDECISIONS WHEN YOUREANGRY DONTMAKE PROMISES WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY
DONT MAKEDECISIONS WHEN YOUREANGRY DONTMAKE PROMISES WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY

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INSTEAD OF PRESSING CTRL4ALT+DEL THEN CLICKINGTHE TASK MANAGER BUTTON YOUCAN PRESSCTRL+SHIFT+ESC TOOPENTASK MANAGER DIRECTLY
INSTEAD OF PRESSING CTRL4ALT+DEL THEN CLICKINGTHE TASK MANAGER BUTTON YOUCAN PRESSCTRL+SHIFT+ESC TOOPENTASK MANAGER DIRECTLY

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Idiot

THEN YOU ARE F------ IDIOT
THEN YOU ARE F------ IDIOT

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Studying made easier

COPV PASTE TEXT INGOOGLE TRANSLATE AND CLICKTHE LISTEN BUTTON
COPV PASTE TEXT INGOOGLE TRANSLATE AND CLICKTHE LISTEN BUTTON

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DOESNOT MEAN THERE WILL BE NO CONSEQUENCES"
DOESNOT MEAN THERE WILL BE NO CONSEQUENCES"

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IFYOURELOOKING FOR SOMETHING SPECIFICIN GOOGLE BUT CAN'T FIND IT PUT WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IN QUOTATION MARKS ITWILL PROVIDE A MOREACCCURATE SEARCH
IFYOURELOOKING FOR SOMETHING SPECIFICIN GOOGLE BUT CAN'T FIND IT PUT WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IN QUOTATION MARKS ITWILL PROVIDE A MOREACCCURATE SEARCH

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Break up

DONTIGNOREYOUR FRIENDS YOUWILLNEED THEM AFTER THE BREAK UP
DONTIGNOREYOUR FRIENDS YOUWILLNEED THEM AFTER THE BREAK UP

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LOOKING FORA BATHROOM IN AN UNFAMILIAR BUILDING WITH LONG HALLWAYS? LOOK FOR WATER FOUNTAINS, WATER LINES ARE EXPENSIVE TO BUILD AND MAINTAIN SO THEY TEND TO RUN CLOSE TOGETHER
LOOKING FORA BATHROOM IN AN UNFAMILIAR BUILDING WITH LONG HALLWAYS? LOOK FOR WATER FOUNTAINS, WATER LINES ARE EXPENSIVE TO BUILD AND MAINTAIN SO THEY TEND TO RUN CLOSE TOGETHER

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F YOU WANT ABSOLUTE SECURITY GOTO PRISON
F YOU WANT ABSOLUTE SECURITY GOTO PRISON

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NEVER SAY "SORRY TOTHE OTHER DRIVERAFTERACAR ACCIDENT TS AN ADMISSIONOF GUILT AND COULD BE USEDAGAINST YOU WHEN SETTING INSURANCE RATES OR TESTIMONY IN A COURT CASE
NEVER SAY "SORRY TOTHE OTHER DRIVERAFTERACAR ACCIDENT TS AN ADMISSIONOF GUILT AND COULD BE USEDAGAINST YOU WHEN SETTING INSURANCE RATES OR TESTIMONY IN A COURT CASE

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FYOUSEESOMEONE WEARING THE SAMETHING THEYWORE YESTERDAY DON T TELL THEM, THEY KNOW
FYOUSEESOMEONE WEARING THE SAMETHING THEYWORE YESTERDAY DON T TELL THEM, THEY KNOW

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Brilliant!

IFYOU NEED TORUSH SOMEWHERE CARRYA FIRE EXTINGUISHE NO ONE WILL'STOP A GUY RUNNING WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER
IFYOU NEED TORUSH SOMEWHERE CARRYA FIRE EXTINGUISHE NO ONE WILL'STOP A GUY RUNNING WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER

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PUT AREDINK CARTRIDGEIN A BLUE PEN THEN YOULL KNOW WHEN PEOPLESTEAL YOUR PEN WWW.IMGHUT.COM FEEL IT-CREATE IT SHARE IT imG
PUT AREDINK CARTRIDGEIN A BLUE PEN THEN YOULL KNOW WHEN PEOPLESTEAL YOUR PEN WWW.IMGHUT.COM FEEL IT-CREATE IT SHARE IT imG

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Malicious Duck

IF YOU'RE EVER HOMELESS MURDER SOMEONETO EARN A LIFE SENTENCE IN PRISONYOU GET FREE FOOD, SHOWERS, CLOTHES, SHELTER, WATER AND OTHER NECESSITIES.
IF YOU'RE EVER HOMELESS MURDER SOMEONETO EARN A LIFE SENTENCE IN PRISONYOU GET FREE FOOD, SHOWERS, CLOTHES, SHELTER, WATER AND OTHER NECESSITIES.

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Seriously...

DONT PLACE NSFW TAGS ON PICTURESTHAT DONT NEED THEM

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This will save my life after exams

FRIEND PASSOUT FROMDRINKING TOOMUCH? NEVER PUT THEM IN BED!!! KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON THEM IN CASE THEY HAVE ALCOHOL POISONING. TO KEEP YOURSELF BUSY,WRITE ON THEM
FRIEND PASSOUT FROMDRINKING TOOMUCH? NEVER PUT THEM IN BED!!! KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON THEM IN CASE THEY HAVE ALCOHOL POISONING. TO KEEP YOURSELF BUSY,WRITE ON THEM

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If I only knew this when I was younger...

NEED TOPUT SUNSCREEN ON YOUR CHILDREN WITHOUT THEM SCREAMING? DIG THE BOTTLE IN SOME HOT SAND OR PUT IT ON THE ROOF OFYOUR CAR.IT WILL WARM IT UP SO IT DOESNT HURT WHEN YOU APPLY IT
NEED TOPUT SUNSCREEN ON YOUR CHILDREN WITHOUT THEM SCREAMING? DIG THE BOTTLE IN SOME HOT SAND OR PUT IT ON THE ROOF OFYOUR CAR.IT WILL WARM IT UP SO IT DOESNT HURT WHEN YOU APPLY IT

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This really saved me

NEEDTOWASHVOUR BELT BUT DONT WANTITOMAKETOOMUCH NOISEP WHEN WASHING,TIETHEM TIGHTLY AROUND A PAIR OF PANTS. WHEN DRYING, ROLL THEM UP AND PUT THEM IN A POCKET
NEEDTOWASHVOUR BELT BUT DONT WANTITOMAKETOOMUCH NOISEP WHEN WASHING,TIETHEM TIGHTLY AROUND A PAIR OF PANTS. WHEN DRYING, ROLL THEM UP AND PUT THEM IN A POCKET

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FYOUARE BEHINDIN YOUR CLASSES GO TO CLASS
FYOUARE BEHINDIN YOUR CLASSES GO TO CLASS

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