Actual Advice Mallard - Images
Advice fetus
![USEA CONDOM 'c胼](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/506/504/03b.jpg)
![USEA CONDOM 'c胼](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/506/504/03b.jpg)
Actual Advice Mallard
![RESIST ARREST THE COPSWILL SEE THEIR MISTAKE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/502/244/bac.jpg)
![RESIST ARREST THE COPSWILL SEE THEIR MISTAKE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/502/244/bac.jpg)
Actual Advice Mallard
![NEED TOKILLA HIPSTER? HIMIN EASY JUSTDROWNHIMIN THE MAINSTREAM!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/502/068/3dd.jpeg)
![NEED TOKILLA HIPSTER? HIMIN EASY JUSTDROWNHIMIN THE MAINSTREAM!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/502/068/3dd.jpeg)
Actual Advice Mallard
Stuffed Duck
Actual Advice Mallard
![TELL THE WOMAN YOU JUST MET THATYOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH HER,IN A CALM, CONFIDENT MANNER, IT IS FAR EASIER TO GET A WOMAN WITH BRUTAL HONESTY THAN TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH WITH LAME PICKUP TACTICS.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/494/643/512.jpg)
![TELL THE WOMAN YOU JUST MET THATYOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH HER,IN A CALM, CONFIDENT MANNER, IT IS FAR EASIER TO GET A WOMAN WITH BRUTAL HONESTY THAN TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH WITH LAME PICKUP TACTICS.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/494/643/512.jpg)
Actual Advice Mallard
GIF
![SOMETIMESONEUNIQUETWIST ISALL IT TAKES TOMAKE THE UPVOTES FLOW LIKEA MIGHTY RIVER livememe.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/487/904/535.gif)
![SOMETIMESONEUNIQUETWIST ISALL IT TAKES TOMAKE THE UPVOTES FLOW LIKEA MIGHTY RIVER livememe.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/487/904/535.gif)
Actual Advice Mallard
Buy a boat
![SODHEAR VOU'RE LOOKING TO BUY A BOAT LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE ON THAT quickmeme.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/485/600/755.jpg)
![SODHEAR VOU'RE LOOKING TO BUY A BOAT LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE ON THAT quickmeme.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/485/600/755.jpg)
Actual Advice Mallard
Following his own malicious advice
![USE THISMEME INSTEAD OF MALICIOUS ADVICE MALLARD FORA BAD ADVICE PEOPLE WILL THINKIT'S AN ACTUAL ADVICE AND FOLLOW IT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/483/703/edc.png)
![USE THISMEME INSTEAD OF MALICIOUS ADVICE MALLARD FORA BAD ADVICE PEOPLE WILL THINKIT'S AN ACTUAL ADVICE AND FOLLOW IT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/483/703/edc.png)
Actual Advice Mallard
Literal advice Mallard
![IFYOU'RESWIMMING INA LAKEAND GET HUNGRYSWIMUPTO OLD PEOPLE THEY WILLGIVE YOU BREAD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/480/918/527.jpg)
![IFYOU'RESWIMMING INA LAKEAND GET HUNGRYSWIMUPTO OLD PEOPLE THEY WILLGIVE YOU BREAD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/480/918/527.jpg)
Actual Advice Mallard
![TOWEL AN INUTH A PAPER AFTERUSING IT VOU WON'T HAVE TO WWASHLT ANVMORE IGAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER, 00 M](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/480/625/01f.jpg)
![TOWEL AN INUTH A PAPER AFTERUSING IT VOU WON'T HAVE TO WWASHLT ANVMORE IGAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER, 00 M](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/480/625/01f.jpg)
Actual Advice Mallard
![To prevent milk fron boiling over rub butter around the pan's edge IGAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER, 00 M](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/457/872/b44.jpg)
![To prevent milk fron boiling over rub butter around the pan's edge IGAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER, 00 M](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/457/872/b44.jpg)
Actual Advice Mallard
![DON'T LISTEN TO THE MALLARD HE ONLY GIVES FAKE ADVICE AND WANTS TO WATCH YOU SUFFER LISTEN TO ME INSTEAD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/450/691/965.jpg)
![DON'T LISTEN TO THE MALLARD HE ONLY GIVES FAKE ADVICE AND WANTS TO WATCH YOU SUFFER LISTEN TO ME INSTEAD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/450/691/965.jpg)
Actual Advice Mallard
Hand dryer mallard
![PUSH BUTTON RUB HANDS GENTLY UNDER WARMAI STOPSAUTOMATICALLY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/449/195/b86.jpg)
![PUSH BUTTON RUB HANDS GENTLY UNDER WARMAI STOPSAUTOMATICALLY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/449/195/b86.jpg)
Actual Advice Mallard
Broken Console
![WANT TOREPLACEA BROKEN GAME CONSOLE? BUYANOTHER ONE, PUT THE BROKEN CONSOLE IN THE NEW ONE'S BOX, AND RETURN IT quickmeme.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/449/184/897.jpg)
![WANT TOREPLACEA BROKEN GAME CONSOLE? BUYANOTHER ONE, PUT THE BROKEN CONSOLE IN THE NEW ONE'S BOX, AND RETURN IT quickmeme.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/449/184/897.jpg)
Actual Advice Mallard
Microwave
![NEEDTO DRY OFFYOURPET AFTERIA BATIH? MICROWAVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/449/182/afe.jpg)
![NEEDTO DRY OFFYOURPET AFTERIA BATIH? MICROWAVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/449/182/afe.jpg)
Actual Advice Mallard
![EAT BANANAS WHEN YOU'RE SAD,LT RELEASES DOPAMINE ALSO BANANAS TASTE F------ AMAZING WHICHILL MAKE YOU HAPPY ANYWAYS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/449/148/46e.jpg)
![EAT BANANAS WHEN YOU'RE SAD,LT RELEASES DOPAMINE ALSO BANANAS TASTE F------ AMAZING WHICHILL MAKE YOU HAPPY ANYWAYS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/449/148/46e.jpg)
Actual Advice Mallard