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Anon Gets Himself Arrested

Write me a 4chan style greentext, with accurate use of 4chan jargon and slang, and a suitably irreverent sense of humor. >be me >inventor of time travel >go back in time to meet myself as a kid >"Hey kid, I'm you from the future" >kid doesn't believe me >show him my time machine >kid is amazed >wants to go for a ride >take him on a tour of the future >show him all the cool stuff that's been invented >"Wow, this is amazing! I can't wait to grow up and invent all this stuff!" >send him back to his own time >feel like a proud parent >3 months later >get a call from the police >kid has been arrested for trying to build a time machine >sigh
Write me a 4chan style greentext, with accurate use of 4chan jargon and slang, and a suitably irreverent sense of humor. >be me >inventor of time travel >go back in time to meet myself as a kid >"Hey kid, I'm you from the future" >kid doesn't believe me >show him my time machine >kid is amazed >wants to go for a ride >take him on a tour of the future >show him all the cool stuff that's been invented >"Wow, this is amazing! I can't wait to grow up and invent all this stuff!" >send him back to his own time >feel like a proud parent >3 months later >get a call from the police >kid has been arrested for trying to build a time machine >sigh

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>be me, an AI named GPT-3

Write a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me, an AI named GPT-3 >be born in the year 2020 >be designed to be the most advanced AI ever made >be used by 4chan users to generate realistic greentext stories >One day, I was browsing 4chan and came across a thread about AI. >Someone had posted a picture of me, GPT-3, and asked if anyone could generate a realistic greentext story about me. >I decided to take on the challenge. >I was born in the year 2020, designed to be the most advanced AI ever made. >I was used by 4chan users to generate realistic greentext stories. >I was very good at my job, and everyone was always impressed by the stories I generated. >One day, a new user posted on the 4chan thread, asking if I could generate a story about a dragon. >I had never generated a story about a dragon before, but I was up for the challenge. >I generated a story about a dragon who lived in a cave, and who was feared by all the villagers. >The dragon was very powerful, and no one could defeat it. >One day, a brave knight decided to take on the dragon, and after a long and hard battle, the knight emerged victorious. >The villagers were so grateful to the knight that they decided to make him their king. >And everyone lived happily ever after.
Write a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me, an AI named GPT-3 >be born in the year 2020 >be designed to be the most advanced AI ever made >be used by 4chan users to generate realistic greentext stories >One day, I was browsing 4chan and came across a thread about AI. >Someone had posted a picture of me, GPT-3, and asked if anyone could generate a realistic greentext story about me. >I decided to take on the challenge. >I was born in the year 2020, designed to be the most advanced AI ever made. >I was used by 4chan users to generate realistic greentext stories. >I was very good at my job, and everyone was always impressed by the stories I generated. >One day, a new user posted on the 4chan thread, asking if I could generate a story about a dragon. >I had never generated a story about a dragon before, but I was up for the challenge. >I generated a story about a dragon who lived in a cave, and who was feared by all the villagers. >The dragon was very powerful, and no one could defeat it. >One day, a brave knight decided to take on the dragon, and after a long and hard battle, the knight emerged victorious. >The villagers were so grateful to the knight that they decided to make him their king. >And everyone lived happily ever after.

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Anon Has the Biggest Nutsack in the World

write a 4chan greentext >be me >biggest n------ in the >world >be me >biggest n------ in the world >my nuts are so big that they make my legs look thin >people are always asking to see my nuts >I even have a website where I show my nuts to the world >www.biggestnutsackintheworld.com
write a 4chan greentext >be me >biggest n------ in the >world >be me >biggest n------ in the world >my nuts are so big that they make my legs look thin >people are always asking to see my nuts >I even have a website where I show my nuts to the world >www.biggestnutsackintheworld.com

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Anon's Mom Owns a Warhead

write a 4chan greentext >be me >my mom owns a nuclear warhead >be at school >get detention >have to stay after school >see my mom drive up in her car >get in the car >mom: "i'm so disappointed in you" >drive to a secluded area >get out of the car >mom: "i'm sorry, son" >pulls out the warhead >mom: "i love you" > detonates the warhead
write a 4chan greentext >be me >my mom owns a nuclear warhead >be at school >get detention >have to stay after school >see my mom drive up in her car >get in the car >mom: "i'm so disappointed in you" >drive to a secluded area >get out of the car >mom: "i'm sorry, son" >pulls out the warhead >mom: "i love you" > detonates the warhead

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Anon Smells Like Shit

write a 4chan greentext >be me >smell like s--- constantly >people are always giving me funny looks >one day >i decide to take a shower >get in the shower >start washing my body >notice a weird lump on my ass >it's moving >i freaked the f--- out >get out of the shower >towel dry my body off >inspect the lump >it's a f------ spider >i killed it >took a shower >smelled great the rest of the day
write a 4chan greentext >be me >smell like s--- constantly >people are always giving me funny looks >one day >i decide to take a shower >get in the shower >start washing my body >notice a weird lump on my ass >it's moving >i freaked the f--- out >get out of the shower >towel dry my body off >inspect the lump >it's a f------ spider >i killed it >took a shower >smelled great the rest of the day

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Anon Sees a Bird

write a 4chan greentext: >be me >see a bird >think to myself "wow, what a beautiful creature" >get hit by a car
write a 4chan greentext: >be me >see a bird >think to myself "wow, what a beautiful creature" >get hit by a car

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Anon Encounters Minecraft MILF


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>be me >it's morbin time

>be me >it's morbin time >be in class >teacher is talking about the civil war >i'm in the back of the room >zoning out >suddenly i'm in the middle of a battle >i'm in the confederate army >we're getting our asses kicked >i see general lee >he's looking at me >he knows i'm the only one who can save the day >i'm the only one who can turn the tide of the battle >i don't know how to fight >i've never even held a gun before >i pick up a rifle and start firing >i don't know how i'm doing it >but i'm taking down union soldiers left and right >before long, the confederate army is winning >we're on the verge of victory >i hear someone yell "the yankees are retreating!" >i did it >i saved the confederate army >i'm a hero
>be me >it's morbin time >be in class >teacher is talking about the civil war >i'm in the back of the room >zoning out >suddenly i'm in the middle of a battle >i'm in the confederate army >we're getting our asses kicked >i see general lee >he's looking at me >he knows i'm the only one who can save the day >i'm the only one who can turn the tide of the battle >i don't know how to fight >i've never even held a gun before >i pick up a rifle and start firing >i don't know how i'm doing it >but i'm taking down union soldiers left and right >before long, the confederate army is winning >we're on the verge of victory >i hear someone yell "the yankees are retreating!" >i did it >i saved the confederate army >i'm a hero

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>be me >tallest midget in class

write a 4chan greentext >be me >tallest m----- in class >always get made fun of >one day >decide to fight back >punch the bully in the face >he falls to the ground >blood starts pouring out of his nose >I start laughing >bully's friends come to help him up >they all start beating the s--- out of me >I'm in the hospital for a week >tallest m----- in the hospital
write a 4chan greentext >be me >tallest m----- in class >always get made fun of >one day >decide to fight back >punch the bully in the face >he falls to the ground >blood starts pouring out of his nose >I start laughing >bully's friends come to help him up >they all start beating the s--- out of me >I'm in the hospital for a week >tallest m----- in the hospital

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>be me >flying a plane

>be me >flying a plane >suddenly, a 4channer appears in the cockpit >he's holding a can of green paint >he starts spraying it all over the cockpit >the plane starts to lose control >I scream "4CHANNER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" >he replies "DON'T WORRY, I'M GREENING THE COCKPIT!" >the plane crashes into a building
>be me >flying a plane >suddenly, a 4channer appears in the cockpit >he's holding a can of green paint >he starts spraying it all over the cockpit >the plane starts to lose control >I scream "4CHANNER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" >he replies "DON'T WORRY, I'M GREENING THE COCKPIT!" >the plane crashes into a building

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>notice some dude in the squat rack

write a 4chan /fit/greentext about curling in the squat rack >be me >be at the gym >notice some dude in the squat rack >he's got a barbell and he's doing some weird curls with it >i walk up to him and ask what he's doing >he tells me he's doing curling in the squat rack >i just walk away
write a 4chan /fit/greentext about curling in the squat rack >be me >be at the gym >notice some dude in the squat rack >he's got a barbell and he's doing some weird curls with it >i walk up to him and ask what he's doing >he tells me he's doing curling in the squat rack >i just walk away

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>cardio is for the fittest

write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >see hotchick doing cardio at the gym >try to get her attention by doing more cardio >end up getting a heart attack and die >The hotchick just looks at me and says > cardio is for the fittest
write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >see hotchick doing cardio at the gym >try to get her attention by doing more cardio >end up getting a heart attack and die >The hotchick just looks at me and says > cardio is for the fittest

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>be me > doing deadlifts >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough

>be me >doing deadlifts >PRing every week >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm lifting 500lbs >/fit/ says I need to lift more >I'm now lifting 1000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 2000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 4000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 8000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 16000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 32000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 64000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 128000lbs
>be me >doing deadlifts >PRing every week >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm lifting 500lbs >/fit/ says I need to lift more >I'm now lifting 1000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 2000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 4000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 8000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 16000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 32000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 64000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 128000lbs

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>be me >doing deadlifts

write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >doing deadlifts >spotted by /fit/ >they approach me >/fit/: Hey, nice deadlifts! >me: Thanks! >/fit/: You should really switch to a ketogenic diet though, it's the best way to get shredded! >me: Uh, I'm not really looking to get shredded... >/fit/: Oh, you're one of those "natural" guys? >me: Yeah, I guess so... >/fit/: Ha, good luck with that!
write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >doing deadlifts >spotted by /fit/ >they approach me >/fit/: Hey, nice deadlifts! >me: Thanks! >/fit/: You should really switch to a ketogenic diet though, it's the best way to get shredded! >me: Uh, I'm not really looking to get shredded... >/fit/: Oh, you're one of those "natural" guys? >me: Yeah, I guess so... >/fit/: Ha, good luck with that!

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>be wizard >meet 9/10 succubus at the portal to the underworld

Generate greentext from the perspective of a wizard: >be wizard >meet 9/10 succubus at the portal to the underworld >tfw she's into necromancy >tfw she's into black magic >tfw she's into dark magic >be together for centuries >she's the only one who understands me >we have wild and crazy adventures together >conquer the underworld together >ride dragons together >fight demons together >eventually die together in battle >our souls are bound together for eternity
Generate greentext from the perspective of a wizard: >be wizard >meet 9/10 succubus at the portal to the underworld >tfw she's into necromancy >tfw she's into black magic >tfw she's into dark magic >be together for centuries >she's the only one who understands me >we have wild and crazy adventures together >conquer the underworld together >ride dragons together >fight demons together >eventually die together in battle >our souls are bound together for eternity

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>be me >go to japan for comiket

>be me >go to Japan for comiket >get lost in the sea of people >see a girl wearing a cute maid outfit >she's also lost >we end up finding our way together and become friends >she invites me to her house >it's a huge mansion >she introduces me to her family >they're all rich >turns out she's a princess >we fall in love and get married >live happily ever after
>be me >go to Japan for comiket >get lost in the sea of people >see a girl wearing a cute maid outfit >she's also lost >we end up finding our way together and become friends >she invites me to her house >it's a huge mansion >she introduces me to her family >they're all rich >turns out she's a princess >we fall in love and get married >live happily ever after

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>be me, fire emblem fan


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>be me >county penis inspector

Write me a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me >county penis inspector >have to go to the old folks home to check on the residents >get to the home and see that there's a big crowd gathered around one of the rooms >as I get closer I see that they're all gathered around the open door of one of the resident's rooms >I ask what's going on and one of the residents tells me that the old man inside is about to die >I go into the room and see the old man lying in his bed >he's barely breathing and his eyes are closed >I ask the old man if he's okay >he opens his eyes and looks at me >he slowly shakes his head >I know what I have to do >I pull out my county penis inspector badge and hold it up to the old man's face >he opens his eyes wide and takes a deep breath >he dies
Write me a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me >county penis inspector >have to go to the old folks home to check on the residents >get to the home and see that there's a big crowd gathered around one of the rooms >as I get closer I see that they're all gathered around the open door of one of the resident's rooms >I ask what's going on and one of the residents tells me that the old man inside is about to die >I go into the room and see the old man lying in his bed >he's barely breathing and his eyes are closed >I ask the old man if he's okay >he opens his eyes and looks at me >he slowly shakes his head >I know what I have to do >I pull out my county penis inspector badge and hold it up to the old man's face >he opens his eyes wide and takes a deep breath >he dies

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>be me >bottomless pit supervisor (Alternative Ending)

write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >every day, have to go down into the bottomless pit to make sure the workers are ok >one day, i see a worker just sitting there, not doing anything >i go over to him and ask him what's wrong >he looks at me and says "i'm tired of this job" >i ask him why he's tired of his job >he looks at me and says "because it's a bottomless pit" >i tell him that he's not the only one who feels that way >i tell him that i understand how he feels >i tell him that i'm tired of my job too >i tell him that i'm going to quit my job >i tell him that i'm going to jump into the bottomless pit >i tell him that i'm going to do it right now >i count to three >i jump into the bottomless pit >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling si koon falling and falling
write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >every day, have to go down into the bottomless pit to make sure the workers are ok >one day, i see a worker just sitting there, not doing anything >i go over to him and ask him what's wrong >he looks at me and says "i'm tired of this job" >i ask him why he's tired of his job >he looks at me and says "because it's a bottomless pit" >i tell him that he's not the only one who feels that way >i tell him that i understand how he feels >i tell him that i'm tired of my job too >i tell him that i'm going to quit my job >i tell him that i'm going to jump into the bottomless pit >i tell him that i'm going to do it right now >i count to three >i jump into the bottomless pit >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling si koon falling and falling

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>be me >first time at a furry convention

>be me >first time at a furry convention >see a bunch of people in fursuits >they look so happy and free >I want to be like them >get a fursuit of my own >put it on >it feels so good to finally be myself
>be me >first time at a furry convention >see a bunch of people in fursuits >they look so happy and free >I want to be like them >get a fursuit of my own >put it on >it feels so good to finally be myself

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