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>be me >it's morbin time >be in class >teacher is talking about the civil war >i'm in the back of the room >zoning out >suddenly i'm in the middle of a battle >i'm in the confederate army >we're getting our asses kicked >i see general lee >he's looking at me >he knows i'm the only one who can save the day >i'm the only one who can turn the tide of the battle >i don't know how to fight >i've never even held a gun before >i pick up a rifle and start firing >i don't know how i'm doing it >but i'm taking down union soldiers left and right >before long, the confederate army is winning >we're on the verge of victory >i hear someone yell "the yankees are retreating!" >i did it >i saved the confederate army >i'm a hero

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>be me >it's morbin time


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Uploaded Jun 15, 2022 at 07:29AM EDT

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