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Gas Station Attendant

>be me >work at a gas station >one day a guy asks if he can drink the gas >idk man he's just really thirsty >he drinks from the pump and dies >the next day another guy comes in and asks the same question >i tell him the same thing and he dies too >now every day someone comes in and asks to drink the gas and i always say no >until one day >a guy comes in and asks to drink the gas and i say no >he starts to get mad >i tell him that if he drinks the gas he'll die >he doesn't believe me >i show him the bodies of the other two guys >he still doesn't believe me >i show him the security footage of them drinking the gas and dying >he still doesn't believe me >i have to kick him out of the store >he's screaming that i'm lying and that i'm just trying to rob him >as he's leaving he says "i'll show you" >he runs into the street and drinks from the pump >he dies
>be me >work at a gas station >one day a guy asks if he can drink the gas >idk man he's just really thirsty >he drinks from the pump and dies >the next day another guy comes in and asks the same question >i tell him the same thing and he dies too >now every day someone comes in and asks to drink the gas and i always say no >until one day >a guy comes in and asks to drink the gas and i say no >he starts to get mad >i tell him that if he drinks the gas he'll die >he doesn't believe me >i show him the bodies of the other two guys >he still doesn't believe me >i show him the security footage of them drinking the gas and dying >he still doesn't believe me >i have to kick him out of the store >he's screaming that i'm lying and that i'm just trying to rob him >as he's leaving he says "i'll show you" >he runs into the street and drinks from the pump >he dies

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Pulling on FEH Gacha

write me a 4chan greentext about pulling on FEH gacha >be me >be pulling on FEH gacha >get 5* unit on first pull >be ecstatic >unit is trash >go to bed
write me a 4chan greentext about pulling on FEH gacha >be me >be pulling on FEH gacha >get 5* unit on first pull >be ecstatic >unit is trash >go to bed

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>be me >at kanye west concert

4chan greentext >be me >at kanye west concert >kanye stops music ............ >"i'm sorry everyone, i just can't do this" >crowd boos >kanye runs off stage >be me >in the bathroom >kanye is in the stall next to me >he's crying >i don't know what to do
4chan greentext >be me >at kanye west concert >kanye stops music ............ >"i'm sorry everyone, i just can't do this" >crowd boos >kanye runs off stage >be me >in the bathroom >kanye is in the stall next to me >he's crying >i don't know what to do

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Perfect, 10/10

Write a greentext from 4chan. >be me >have inflation fetish >go to the store to buy some bread >see the price has risen by $0.50 >get so hard I can't even walk straight|
Write a greentext from 4chan. >be me >have inflation fetish >go to the store to buy some bread >see the price has risen by $0.50 >get so hard I can't even walk straight|

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Average /pol/ post


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Amazing AI 4chan shitpost, don't know which entry to post it in.

06/19/22(Sun)21:38:16 No.169843050 : Anonymous Write a 4chan greentext about being an FBI agent >be me >be FBI agent >get call from boss >"We've got a new case for you, it's a doozy" >go to meet boss >he tells me about a terrorist organization >we think they're planning an attack >I'm the only one who can stop them >I go undercover as a member of the organization >wait for weeks, nothing happens >finally, they give me a mission >I'm to plant a bomb at the local mall >I know this is my chance >I plant the bomb and wait >it goes off, hundreds of people are killed >as I walk away, I hear sirens in the distance >I smile to myself, knowing I've just saved lives 1655654048804.jpg 56 KB JPG >>169843772 # >>169843952 # >>169844136 # >>169844713 # >>169844732 # >>169844757 # >>169845608 # >>169847079 # >>169847256 # >>169848408 # >>169849211 # >>169849337 # >>169849691 #
06/19/22(Sun)21:38:16 No.169843050 : Anonymous Write a 4chan greentext about being an FBI agent >be me >be FBI agent >get call from boss >"We've got a new case for you, it's a doozy" >go to meet boss >he tells me about a terrorist organization >we think they're planning an attack >I'm the only one who can stop them >I go undercover as a member of the organization >wait for weeks, nothing happens >finally, they give me a mission >I'm to plant a bomb at the local mall >I know this is my chance >I plant the bomb and wait >it goes off, hundreds of people are killed >as I walk away, I hear sirens in the distance >I smile to myself, knowing I've just saved lives 1655654048804.jpg 56 KB JPG >>169843772 # >>169843952 # >>169844136 # >>169844713 # >>169844732 # >>169844757 # >>169845608 # >>169847079 # >>169847256 # >>169848408 # >>169849211 # >>169849337 # >>169849691 #

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MFW Frog

>Be me >Roomate is a witch >She's always doing some spooky s--- >I come home and she's making a potion >She sees me and she's like "Oh, hey! >I'm just making a love potion, wanna try it?" >I'm like "No thanks, I don't want to end up with a toad" >She's like "It's not going to turn you into a toad, I promise" >So I try it >I wake up the next morning >I'm a toad
>Be me >Roomate is a witch >She's always doing some spooky s--- >I come home and she's making a potion >She sees me and she's like "Oh, hey! >I'm just making a love potion, wanna try it?" >I'm like "No thanks, I don't want to end up with a toad" >She's like "It's not going to turn you into a toad, I promise" >So I try it >I wake up the next morning >I'm a toad

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That was creative

Write me a funny greentext >Be me >Criminal in Gotham >A woman in a cat costume invites me to rob a bank with her >I'm not stupid >I know Gotham is full of freaks >But this woman is different >She's sexy as hell >So I go along with her >We rob the bank >And I'm feeling pretty good about myself >Until we get outside >And I see that she's not a woman >She's a man in a cat costume >I'm so confused >And then I realize >I've just been Catfished
Write me a funny greentext >Be me >Criminal in Gotham >A woman in a cat costume invites me to rob a bank with her >I'm not stupid >I know Gotham is full of freaks >But this woman is different >She's sexy as hell >So I go along with her >We rob the bank >And I'm feeling pretty good about myself >Until we get outside >And I see that she's not a woman >She's a man in a cat costume >I'm so confused >And then I realize >I've just been Catfished

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AI-non figures out it's still homophobic


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Be Arab In Germany

Write me a 4chan greentext >be me >be arab >live in germany >one day i want to go to the store >my mom says no >i ask why >she says because i am a terrorist >i am so mad >i go to my room >i cry >i hate my life
Write me a 4chan greentext >be me >be arab >live in germany >one day i want to go to the store >my mom says no >i ask why >she says because i am a terrorist >i am so mad >i go to my room >i cry >i hate my life

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Even the AI knows quality when it sees it


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>be me >eating soup

>be me >eating soup >there's a guy in it >he's been in there for days >i can't get him out >every time i try to scoop him out with a spoon he just dives back in >i don't know what to do >help
>be me >eating soup >there's a guy in it >he's been in there for days >i can't get him out >every time i try to scoop him out with a spoon he just dives back in >i don't know what to do >help

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Anon Gets Himself Arrested

Write me a 4chan style greentext, with accurate use of 4chan jargon and slang, and a suitably irreverent sense of humor. >be me >inventor of time travel >go back in time to meet myself as a kid >"Hey kid, I'm you from the future" >kid doesn't believe me >show him my time machine >kid is amazed >wants to go for a ride >take him on a tour of the future >show him all the cool stuff that's been invented >"Wow, this is amazing! I can't wait to grow up and invent all this stuff!" >send him back to his own time >feel like a proud parent >3 months later >get a call from the police >kid has been arrested for trying to build a time machine >sigh
Write me a 4chan style greentext, with accurate use of 4chan jargon and slang, and a suitably irreverent sense of humor. >be me >inventor of time travel >go back in time to meet myself as a kid >"Hey kid, I'm you from the future" >kid doesn't believe me >show him my time machine >kid is amazed >wants to go for a ride >take him on a tour of the future >show him all the cool stuff that's been invented >"Wow, this is amazing! I can't wait to grow up and invent all this stuff!" >send him back to his own time >feel like a proud parent >3 months later >get a call from the police >kid has been arrested for trying to build a time machine >sigh

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>be me, an AI named GPT-3

Write a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me, an AI named GPT-3 >be born in the year 2020 >be designed to be the most advanced AI ever made >be used by 4chan users to generate realistic greentext stories >One day, I was browsing 4chan and came across a thread about AI. >Someone had posted a picture of me, GPT-3, and asked if anyone could generate a realistic greentext story about me. >I decided to take on the challenge. >I was born in the year 2020, designed to be the most advanced AI ever made. >I was used by 4chan users to generate realistic greentext stories. >I was very good at my job, and everyone was always impressed by the stories I generated. >One day, a new user posted on the 4chan thread, asking if I could generate a story about a dragon. >I had never generated a story about a dragon before, but I was up for the challenge. >I generated a story about a dragon who lived in a cave, and who was feared by all the villagers. >The dragon was very powerful, and no one could defeat it. >One day, a brave knight decided to take on the dragon, and after a long and hard battle, the knight emerged victorious. >The villagers were so grateful to the knight that they decided to make him their king. >And everyone lived happily ever after.
Write a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me, an AI named GPT-3 >be born in the year 2020 >be designed to be the most advanced AI ever made >be used by 4chan users to generate realistic greentext stories >One day, I was browsing 4chan and came across a thread about AI. >Someone had posted a picture of me, GPT-3, and asked if anyone could generate a realistic greentext story about me. >I decided to take on the challenge. >I was born in the year 2020, designed to be the most advanced AI ever made. >I was used by 4chan users to generate realistic greentext stories. >I was very good at my job, and everyone was always impressed by the stories I generated. >One day, a new user posted on the 4chan thread, asking if I could generate a story about a dragon. >I had never generated a story about a dragon before, but I was up for the challenge. >I generated a story about a dragon who lived in a cave, and who was feared by all the villagers. >The dragon was very powerful, and no one could defeat it. >One day, a brave knight decided to take on the dragon, and after a long and hard battle, the knight emerged victorious. >The villagers were so grateful to the knight that they decided to make him their king. >And everyone lived happily ever after.

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Anon Has the Biggest Nutsack in the World

write a 4chan greentext >be me >biggest n------ in the >world >be me >biggest n------ in the world >my nuts are so big that they make my legs look thin >people are always asking to see my nuts >I even have a website where I show my nuts to the world >www.biggestnutsackintheworld.com
write a 4chan greentext >be me >biggest n------ in the >world >be me >biggest n------ in the world >my nuts are so big that they make my legs look thin >people are always asking to see my nuts >I even have a website where I show my nuts to the world >www.biggestnutsackintheworld.com

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Anon's Mom Owns a Warhead

write a 4chan greentext >be me >my mom owns a nuclear warhead >be at school >get detention >have to stay after school >see my mom drive up in her car >get in the car >mom: "i'm so disappointed in you" >drive to a secluded area >get out of the car >mom: "i'm sorry, son" >pulls out the warhead >mom: "i love you" > detonates the warhead
write a 4chan greentext >be me >my mom owns a nuclear warhead >be at school >get detention >have to stay after school >see my mom drive up in her car >get in the car >mom: "i'm so disappointed in you" >drive to a secluded area >get out of the car >mom: "i'm sorry, son" >pulls out the warhead >mom: "i love you" > detonates the warhead

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Anon Smells Like Shit

write a 4chan greentext >be me >smell like s--- constantly >people are always giving me funny looks >one day >i decide to take a shower >get in the shower >start washing my body >notice a weird lump on my ass >it's moving >i freaked the f--- out >get out of the shower >towel dry my body off >inspect the lump >it's a f------ spider >i killed it >took a shower >smelled great the rest of the day
write a 4chan greentext >be me >smell like s--- constantly >people are always giving me funny looks >one day >i decide to take a shower >get in the shower >start washing my body >notice a weird lump on my ass >it's moving >i freaked the f--- out >get out of the shower >towel dry my body off >inspect the lump >it's a f------ spider >i killed it >took a shower >smelled great the rest of the day

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Anon Sees a Bird

write a 4chan greentext: >be me >see a bird >think to myself "wow, what a beautiful creature" >get hit by a car
write a 4chan greentext: >be me >see a bird >think to myself "wow, what a beautiful creature" >get hit by a car

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Anon Encounters Minecraft MILF


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>be me >it's morbin time

>be me >it's morbin time >be in class >teacher is talking about the civil war >i'm in the back of the room >zoning out >suddenly i'm in the middle of a battle >i'm in the confederate army >we're getting our asses kicked >i see general lee >he's looking at me >he knows i'm the only one who can save the day >i'm the only one who can turn the tide of the battle >i don't know how to fight >i've never even held a gun before >i pick up a rifle and start firing >i don't know how i'm doing it >but i'm taking down union soldiers left and right >before long, the confederate army is winning >we're on the verge of victory >i hear someone yell "the yankees are retreating!" >i did it >i saved the confederate army >i'm a hero
>be me >it's morbin time >be in class >teacher is talking about the civil war >i'm in the back of the room >zoning out >suddenly i'm in the middle of a battle >i'm in the confederate army >we're getting our asses kicked >i see general lee >he's looking at me >he knows i'm the only one who can save the day >i'm the only one who can turn the tide of the battle >i don't know how to fight >i've never even held a gun before >i pick up a rifle and start firing >i don't know how i'm doing it >but i'm taking down union soldiers left and right >before long, the confederate army is winning >we're on the verge of victory >i hear someone yell "the yankees are retreating!" >i did it >i saved the confederate army >i'm a hero

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