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JAMES, WHERE'S THE CORKSCREW?I GOT A NEW ZINFANDEL FROM BARCLAY'S THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD! YOU ALWAYS MOVE THE CORKSCREW. WHY CAN'T WE JUST KEEP IT IN THE DRAWER WITH ALL THE OTHER GOOFY KITCHEN THINGS LIKE YOUR ZESTER AND THE GARLIC PRESS? YOU'RE SO WEIRD SOMETIMES.
JAMES, WHERE'S THE CORKSCREW?I GOT A NEW ZINFANDEL FROM BARCLAY'S THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD! YOU ALWAYS MOVE THE CORKSCREW. WHY CAN'T WE JUST KEEP IT IN THE DRAWER WITH ALL THE OTHER GOOFY KITCHEN THINGS LIKE YOUR ZESTER AND THE GARLIC PRESS? YOU'RE SO WEIRD SOMETIMES.

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HEREI GO AGAAAAIN ON MY OWNNNN! GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN! BRANDON! CAN I GET ONE MORE BEER OVER HERE, MAN? HIGH LIFE IF YOU'VE GOT IT. CHAMPAGNE OF BREWSKIS LIKE A DRIFTER/ WAS BORN TO WALK ALO000- YOUR NAME IS JAKE? SINCE WHEN? AND WHAT LAST CALL? YOU CAN'T CALL LAST CALL- IS THAT HOW YOU SAY THAT? "CALL LAST CALL"? THATS WEIRD. WHATEVER THOUGH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT WHEN I'M KILLING IT ON SOME KARAOKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T A KARAOKE BAR? THEN WHY HAVE BEEN SINGING FOR 40 MINUTES? I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE HIGH NOTE, MAN! GIVE ME A BEER! AND WHERE DID YOU PUT MY TABLE? WHAT CITY IS THIS?
HEREI GO AGAAAAIN ON MY OWNNNN! GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN! BRANDON! CAN I GET ONE MORE BEER OVER HERE, MAN? HIGH LIFE IF YOU'VE GOT IT. CHAMPAGNE OF BREWSKIS LIKE A DRIFTER/ WAS BORN TO WALK ALO000- YOUR NAME IS JAKE? SINCE WHEN? AND WHAT LAST CALL? YOU CAN'T CALL LAST CALL- IS THAT HOW YOU SAY THAT? "CALL LAST CALL"? THATS WEIRD. WHATEVER THOUGH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT WHEN I'M KILLING IT ON SOME KARAOKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T A KARAOKE BAR? THEN WHY HAVE BEEN SINGING FOR 40 MINUTES? I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE HIGH NOTE, MAN! GIVE ME A BEER! AND WHERE DID YOU PUT MY TABLE? WHAT CITY IS THIS?

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I'M SORRY,I COULDN'T HEAR WHETHER THAT WAS HOMOPHOBIA OR RACISM! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS IT THE WHOLE GAY THING OR THE FACT THAT IT'S INTERRACIAL? OR IS IT BOTH? IS YOUR BRAIN JUST GOING TO EXPLODE THINKING ABOUT IT? BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS DOING SOMETHING TERRIBLE RIGHT NOW STOP TAUNTING HIM. YOU'RE SUCH A D--- SOMETIMES. SHHHHH. HE STARTED IT. YOU WANT TO REALLY HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN? HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE BASKETBALL AND I'M A YOUTH PASTOR! WE'RE GOING TO GO HOME AND MAKE A STEREOTYPE CONFUSION SWIRL CONE SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE LIKE A TEENAGER WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK. IT'S OKAY. HE RAN AWAY. HE PROBABLY HAD TO GO CALL RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT I WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT I WISH YOU LIKED BASKETBALL. PLAYOFFS START IN TWO WEEKS
I'M SORRY,I COULDN'T HEAR WHETHER THAT WAS HOMOPHOBIA OR RACISM! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS IT THE WHOLE GAY THING OR THE FACT THAT IT'S INTERRACIAL? OR IS IT BOTH? IS YOUR BRAIN JUST GOING TO EXPLODE THINKING ABOUT IT? BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS DOING SOMETHING TERRIBLE RIGHT NOW STOP TAUNTING HIM. YOU'RE SUCH A D--- SOMETIMES. SHHHHH. HE STARTED IT. YOU WANT TO REALLY HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN? HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE BASKETBALL AND I'M A YOUTH PASTOR! WE'RE GOING TO GO HOME AND MAKE A STEREOTYPE CONFUSION SWIRL CONE SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE LIKE A TEENAGER WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK. IT'S OKAY. HE RAN AWAY. HE PROBABLY HAD TO GO CALL RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT I WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT I WISH YOU LIKED BASKETBALL. PLAYOFFS START IN TWO WEEKS

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THESE COLORS DON'T RUN, UNLESS IT'S FROM QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ROLE OF CORPORATE MONEY IN NATIONAL POLITICS OR WHY SENATORS ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE THEMSELVES EXEMPT FROM THE SAME LAWS THEY PASS FOR THE OTHER 99.9% OF THE NATION! OTHER THAN THAT, WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF WHY WE CAN'T SEEM TO SEPARATE THE CHURCH FROM THE STATE DESPITE BEING FOUNDED ON A SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, PLUS ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT 9/11 AND SUBSEQUENT WARS, OR WHERE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN BAILOUT MONEY WENT AND WHY NOBODY WAS ARRESTED, LET ALONE JAILED FOR TANKING THE ECONOMY, THESE COLORS TOTALLY STAY PUT! UNLESS YOUR BUMPER STICKER WAS PRINTED IN A SWEATSHOP IN CHINA OR MALAYSIA, IN WHICH CASE THESE COLORS WILL RUN WHENEVER IT RAINS!
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN, UNLESS IT'S FROM QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ROLE OF CORPORATE MONEY IN NATIONAL POLITICS OR WHY SENATORS ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE THEMSELVES EXEMPT FROM THE SAME LAWS THEY PASS FOR THE OTHER 99.9% OF THE NATION! OTHER THAN THAT, WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF WHY WE CAN'T SEEM TO SEPARATE THE CHURCH FROM THE STATE DESPITE BEING FOUNDED ON A SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, PLUS ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT 9/11 AND SUBSEQUENT WARS, OR WHERE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN BAILOUT MONEY WENT AND WHY NOBODY WAS ARRESTED, LET ALONE JAILED FOR TANKING THE ECONOMY, THESE COLORS TOTALLY STAY PUT! UNLESS YOUR BUMPER STICKER WAS PRINTED IN A SWEATSHOP IN CHINA OR MALAYSIA, IN WHICH CASE THESE COLORS WILL RUN WHENEVER IT RAINS!

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PAUL PAUL, WAKE UP YOU'RE DOING THAT THING AGAIN, WITH THE CRYING AND THE HAND MOTIONS. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TYPING AND FILING. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING IN A LOT OF OVERTIME BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF BEING LAID OFF, BUT I HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE HAVING NIGHTMARES WHERE YOU'RE JUST WORKING AT YOUR JOB IN YOUR SLEEP YOU NEED A BREAK, PAUL.THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS JOB SECURITY ANYMORE. IT ISN'T WORTH THIS. SHHHHHHH. YOU'RE STILL CRYING. JUST BREATHE.
PAUL PAUL, WAKE UP YOU'RE DOING THAT THING AGAIN, WITH THE CRYING AND THE HAND MOTIONS. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TYPING AND FILING. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING IN A LOT OF OVERTIME BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF BEING LAID OFF, BUT I HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE HAVING NIGHTMARES WHERE YOU'RE JUST WORKING AT YOUR JOB IN YOUR SLEEP YOU NEED A BREAK, PAUL.THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS JOB SECURITY ANYMORE. IT ISN'T WORTH THIS. SHHHHHHH. YOU'RE STILL CRYING. JUST BREATHE.

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COOPER, YOU'VE DONE IT! ARE THE OTHERS READY? GOOD. THEN OUR TIME IS NOW. WHILE THE GUARDS ARE SLEEPING
COOPER, YOU'VE DONE IT! ARE THE OTHERS READY? GOOD. THEN OUR TIME IS NOW. WHILE THE GUARDS ARE SLEEPING

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WE'RE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BILLY VERY DISAPPOINTED SO DISAPPOINTED. JUST TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED IT'S A REAL DISAPPOINTMENT JUST THINK IT'S INCREDIBLY DISAPPOINTING, TO BE HONEST YES, I WOULD SAY I FEEL DISAPPOINTED ABOUT IT VERY DISAPPOINTED MOM, DAD, IT WAS A B+ IN HANDWRITING. EXACTLY SO YOU CAN SEE WHY WE'RE DISAPPOINTED
WE'RE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BILLY VERY DISAPPOINTED SO DISAPPOINTED. JUST TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED IT'S A REAL DISAPPOINTMENT JUST THINK IT'S INCREDIBLY DISAPPOINTING, TO BE HONEST YES, I WOULD SAY I FEEL DISAPPOINTED ABOUT IT VERY DISAPPOINTED MOM, DAD, IT WAS A B+ IN HANDWRITING. EXACTLY SO YOU CAN SEE WHY WE'RE DISAPPOINTED

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LO "WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB IN INSURANCE, LARRY? MY BROTHER CAN TALK TO SOMEONE AT HIS COMPANY, LARRY." I USED TO OWN A MOTORCYCLE I USED TO PLAY GUITAR, MAN.
LO "WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB IN INSURANCE, LARRY? MY BROTHER CAN TALK TO SOMEONE AT HIS COMPANY, LARRY." I USED TO OWN A MOTORCYCLE I USED TO PLAY GUITAR, MAN.

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ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS IT'S JUST WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS IT'S JUST WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE

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LOOK, I CAN'T STAY. I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE'S WATCHING ME ALL THE TIME NOW. PLEASE DON'T GET EMOTIONAL. WE KNEW THIS WAS CRAZY WHEN WE STARTED. TOO MANY QUESTIONS. TOO MANY SLEEPLESS NIGHTS. PLEASE DON'T CRY. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
LOOK, I CAN'T STAY. I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE'S WATCHING ME ALL THE TIME NOW. PLEASE DON'T GET EMOTIONAL. WE KNEW THIS WAS CRAZY WHEN WE STARTED. TOO MANY QUESTIONS. TOO MANY SLEEPLESS NIGHTS. PLEASE DON'T CRY. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.

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animalstalkinginallcaps: 2011-07-10 20:23 LISTEN, GREG, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
animalstalkinginallcaps: 2011-07-10 20:23 LISTEN, GREG, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

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LOOK, IT'S A SCHOTTISCHE, OKAY? IT'S TWO SHORT RUNS AND A HOP FOLLOWED BY FOUR TURNING HOP STEPS. STEP STEP STEP HOP, STEP STEP STEP HOP, STEP HOP STEP HOP STEP HOP STEP HOP. IT ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE.
LOOK, IT'S A SCHOTTISCHE, OKAY? IT'S TWO SHORT RUNS AND A HOP FOLLOWED BY FOUR TURNING HOP STEPS. STEP STEP STEP HOP, STEP STEP STEP HOP, STEP HOP STEP HOP STEP HOP STEP HOP. IT ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE.

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I WAS THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD GET SOME CURTAINS. YOU KNOW, FOR THE WINDOWS. WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO WINDOWS? WHERE THE HELL AM I THEN? GOD DAMN IT, WHY DO I DRINK LIKE THIS? BUFFALO TEEEEEEEARS
I WAS THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD GET SOME CURTAINS. YOU KNOW, FOR THE WINDOWS. WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO WINDOWS? WHERE THE HELL AM I THEN? GOD DAMN IT, WHY DO I DRINK LIKE THIS? BUFFALO TEEEEEEEARS

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HA HA HA HA HA! NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT WAS IN THAT SANGRIA?
HA HA HA HA HA! NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT WAS IN THAT SANGRIA?

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FETCH IS HARD I TAKE A NAP NOW OKAY? ON YOU. FOREVER.
FETCH IS HARD I TAKE A NAP NOW OKAY? ON YOU. FOREVER.

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AND IT'S LIKE, SHE DOESN'T EVEN LISTEN WHEN I TALK ANYMORE. I KEEP THINKING THE BEER WILL HELP BUT IT'S JUST LIKE I'M NUMB ALL THE TIME, YOU KNOW? LIKE I CAN HARDLY FEEL ANYMORE.
AND IT'S LIKE, SHE DOESN'T EVEN LISTEN WHEN I TALK ANYMORE. I KEEP THINKING THE BEER WILL HELP BUT IT'S JUST LIKE I'M NUMB ALL THE TIME, YOU KNOW? LIKE I CAN HARDLY FEEL ANYMORE.

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HELLO I AM A BUNNY WHAT? NO! I AM A BUNNY LOOK AT MY CUTE WHITE BUNNY FUR.
HELLO I AM A BUNNY WHAT? NO! I AM A BUNNY LOOK AT MY CUTE WHITE BUNNY FUR.

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EXCUSE ME, I AM TERRIBLY LATE FOR A PICNIC. DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHICH WAY TO THE GREAT POPLAR TREE? ALSO, I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY HANDBAG SOMEWHERE IN THE TALL GRASS COULD YOU HELP ME LOOK FOR IT? THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH.
EXCUSE ME, I AM TERRIBLY LATE FOR A PICNIC. DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHICH WAY TO THE GREAT POPLAR TREE? ALSO, I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY HANDBAG SOMEWHERE IN THE TALL GRASS COULD YOU HELP ME LOOK FOR IT? THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH.

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'M HERE ABOUT YOUR CRAIGSLIST AD. ARE YOU THE LONELY BBW AMPUTEE? I'M KIDDING. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY THE ANSWER IS YES. ARE YOU THIRSTY? I HAVE SOME CHARDONNAY IN THE JEEP
'M HERE ABOUT YOUR CRAIGSLIST AD. ARE YOU THE LONELY BBW AMPUTEE? I'M KIDDING. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY THE ANSWER IS YES. ARE YOU THIRSTY? I HAVE SOME CHARDONNAY IN THE JEEP

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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE TEEEEEEEEEEETH. PUTTING MY TEETH IN YOUR FACE. HAPPY TIME FACE TOOTHING· LA LA LA LALLAALALALA. MMMNMNNMMNMMM.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE TEEEEEEEEEEETH. PUTTING MY TEETH IN YOUR FACE. HAPPY TIME FACE TOOTHING· LA LA LA LALLAALALALA. MMMNMNNMMNMMM.

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