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Go on that Hinge drinks date. Get there early and pregame.

brady @bradiscus Go on that Hinge drinks date. Get there early and pregame. Favorite color, Zodiac sign, latest trip. Show her a picture of your cats. Show her two. Give her a tissue while she cries over her ex. Jump over a fence to impress her. Break your ankle. Never hear from her again. 8:59 PM May 18, 2024 200.3K Views
brady @bradiscus Go on that Hinge drinks date. Get there early and pregame. Favorite color, Zodiac sign, latest trip. Show her a picture of your cats. Show her two. Give her a tissue while she cries over her ex. Jump over a fence to impress her. Break your ankle. Never hear from her again. 8:59 PM May 18, 2024 200.3K Views

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“Once you’ve been to the park, you’ll never stop wanting to beat squirrel to death with your bare hands.” -Anthony Bourdain

: Fredward the Bastard @Fredward3948576 "Once you've been to the park, you'll never stop wanting to beat squirrel to death with your bare hands." -Anthony Bourdain 7:56 PM May 15, 2024 48.7K Views
: Fredward the Bastard @Fredward3948576 "Once you've been to the park, you'll never stop wanting to beat squirrel to death with your bare hands." -Anthony Bourdain 7:56 PM May 15, 2024 48.7K Views

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Go to Truffoni's.

I Think You Should Affirm @youshouldaffirm Go to Truffoni's. Get a big rare cut of meat. Get a glass of water. They'll say, "No sloppy steaks." Dump the water on the steak. Eat as fast as you can before the waiters try and snatch it up. Water splashing around the table makes the night so much more fun. 8:23 AM May 19, 2024 261.9K Views
I Think You Should Affirm @youshouldaffirm Go to Truffoni's. Get a big rare cut of meat. Get a glass of water. They'll say, "No sloppy steaks." Dump the water on the steak. Eat as fast as you can before the waiters try and snatch it up. Water splashing around the table makes the night so much more fun. 8:23 AM May 19, 2024 261.9K Views

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Go to the hospital cafeteria for breakfast. Use a tray.

Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken Go to the hospital cafeteria for breakfast. Use a tray. Ask for the powdered eggs. Get two scoops. Slather with ketchup. Don't use packets. The dispenser is better. Eat a day old donut. Buy whole milk. Talk to the cashier. Learn their secrets. R 12:45 PM • May 19, 2024 202K Views
Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken Go to the hospital cafeteria for breakfast. Use a tray. Ask for the powdered eggs. Get two scoops. Slather with ketchup. Don't use packets. The dispenser is better. Eat a day old donut. Buy whole milk. Talk to the cashier. Learn their secrets. R 12:45 PM • May 19, 2024 202K Views

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Go to Hooters. Get the wings Daytona style.

big content guy @bigcontentguy Go to Hooters. Get the wings Daytona style. Flirt with the waitress. Ask about her c-section scar. Ask her when she gets off. Order another round. Insist you keep your keys. Drive home. 820 8:42 PM May 18, 2024 798.8K Views
big content guy @bigcontentguy Go to Hooters. Get the wings Daytona style. Flirt with the waitress. Ask about her c-section scar. Ask her when she gets off. Order another round. Insist you keep your keys. Drive home. 820 8:42 PM May 18, 2024 798.8K Views

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go to satriale’s. get the gabagool.

Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_ Subscribe go to satriale's. get the gabagool. soft drink of choice. sit at a table outside, smoke a cigar, work on your tan. talk with your boys about christopher columbus. yell at cars that speed through the neighborhood. be on the lookout for feds 9:57 PM May 18, 2024 134K Views
Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_ Subscribe go to satriale's. get the gabagool. soft drink of choice. sit at a table outside, smoke a cigar, work on your tan. talk with your boys about christopher columbus. yell at cars that speed through the neighborhood. be on the lookout for feds 9:57 PM May 18, 2024 134K Views

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Go to McDonald’s.

Trung Phan @TrungTPhan W Subscribe Go to McDonald's. Don't use Uber Eats and skip self-serve kiosk. Order with a cashier. Get a Big Mac but with McChicken patties. Tell him you only want a fresh batch of fries. No salt. Get Coke from the fountain. No bottle. The cola syrup is fresher. Pay cash. Feel the $20 bill. 8:26 PM May 18, 2024 553.7K Views
Trung Phan @TrungTPhan W Subscribe Go to McDonald's. Don't use Uber Eats and skip self-serve kiosk. Order with a cashier. Get a Big Mac but with McChicken patties. Tell him you only want a fresh batch of fries. No salt. Get Coke from the fountain. No bottle. The cola syrup is fresher. Pay cash. Feel the $20 bill. 8:26 PM May 18, 2024 553.7K Views

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Go to a sushi bar. Order the $120 sushi boat all for yourself.

michael @SENSITIVETHUG Go to a sushi bar. Order the $120 sushi boat all for yourself. Drink a sapporo. The big can. Get 4. Make vague digs at "orientals." Tie your tie around your head like a wasted japanese salaryman and sing 80s J-pop hits. Don't tip. 60 9:17 PM May 18, 2024 124.1K Views
michael @SENSITIVETHUG Go to a sushi bar. Order the $120 sushi boat all for yourself. Drink a sapporo. The big can. Get 4. Make vague digs at "orientals." Tie your tie around your head like a wasted japanese salaryman and sing 80s J-pop hits. Don't tip. 60 9:17 PM May 18, 2024 124.1K Views

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"Go to fucking Moe's Tavern."

Max Follow @ImSmilingRn Go to f------ Moe's Tavern. Go to f------ Moe's Tavern and order a f------ Duff. It's about pink donuts. F------ pink donuts. Life is about mother f------ Moe's. 11:28 PM May 17, 2024 429.1K Views
Max Follow @ImSmilingRn Go to f------ Moe's Tavern. Go to f------ Moe's Tavern and order a f------ Duff. It's about pink donuts. F------ pink donuts. Life is about mother f------ Moe's. 11:28 PM May 17, 2024 429.1K Views

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Anthony Bourdain "go to Chipotle"

Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly Follow Go to chipotle. Don't use the app. Get the bowl, double chicken but only tell them that after the first scoop. Get the f------ mild salsa and no lettuce. Get a water cup but fill it with diet coke. 3:00 PM May 18, 2024 733.1K Views
Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly Follow Go to chipotle. Don't use the app. Get the bowl, double chicken but only tell them that after the first scoop. Get the f------ mild salsa and no lettuce. Get a water cup but fill it with diet coke. 3:00 PM May 18, 2024 733.1K Views

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Anthony Bourdain "Go to a fucking restaurant"

Craig Rock @DerekPutin Go to a f------ restaurant. I don't care what. Go to a f------ restaurant and order a f------ beer. It's about food. F------ food. Life is about mother f------ restaurants. • 4:41 PM May 13, 2024 667.9K Views
Craig Rock @DerekPutin Go to a f------ restaurant. I don't care what. Go to a f------ restaurant and order a f------ beer. It's about food. F------ food. Life is about mother f------ restaurants. • 4:41 PM May 13, 2024 667.9K Views

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Anthony Bourdain "“If you’re twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel"

Poetic Outlaws Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic Subscribe "If you're twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel - as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook. Learn from them wherever you go." - - Anthony Bourdain 80 . 9:18 AM May 1, 2024 209.5K Views
Poetic Outlaws Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic Subscribe "If you're twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel - as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook. Learn from them wherever you go." - - Anthony Bourdain 80 . 9:18 AM May 1, 2024 209.5K Views

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