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: Fredward the Bastard @Fredward3948576 "Once you've been to the park, you'll never stop wanting to beat squirrel to death with your bare hands." -Anthony Bourdain 7:56 PM May 15, 2024 48.7K Views

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brady @bradiscus Go on that Hinge drinks date. Get there early and pregame. Favorite color, Zodiac sign, latest trip. Show her a picture of your cats. Show her two. Give her a tissue while she cries over her ex. Jump over a fence to impress her. Break your ankle. Never hear from her again. 8:59 PM May 18, 2024 200.3K Views

I Think You Should Affirm @youshouldaffirm Go to Truffoni's. Get a big rare cut of meat. Get a glass of water. They'll say, "No sloppy steaks." Dump the water on the steak. Eat as fast as you can before the waiters try and snatch it up. Water splashing around the table makes the night so much more fun. 8:23 AM May 19, 2024 261.9K Views

Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken Go to the hospital cafeteria for breakfast. Use a tray. Ask for the powdered eggs. Get two scoops. Slather with ketchup. Don't use packets. The dispenser is better. Eat a day old donut. Buy whole milk. Talk to the cashier. Learn their secrets. R 12:45 PM • May 19, 2024 202K Views

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I Think You Should Affirm @youshouldaffirm Go to Truffoni's. Get a big rare cut of meat. Get a glass of water. They'll say, "No sloppy steaks." Dump the water on the steak. Eat as fast as you can before the waiters try and snatch it up. Water splashing around the table makes the night so much more fun. 8:23 AM May 19, 2024 261.9K Views

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Go to the hospital cafeteria for breakfast. Use a tray.

Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken Go to the hospital cafeteria for breakfast. Use a tray. Ask for the powdered eggs. Get two scoops. Slather with ketchup. Don't use packets. The dispenser is better. Eat a day old donut. Buy whole milk. Talk to the cashier. Learn their secrets. R 12:45 PM • May 19, 2024 202K Views

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Go to Hooters. Get the wings Daytona style.

big content guy @bigcontentguy Go to Hooters. Get the wings Daytona style. Flirt with the waitress. Ask about her c-section scar. Ask her when she gets off. Order another round. Insist you keep your keys. Drive home. 820 8:42 PM May 18, 2024 798.8K Views

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go to satriale’s. get the gabagool.

Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_ Subscribe go to satriale's. get the gabagool. soft drink of choice. sit at a table outside, smoke a cigar, work on your tan. talk with your boys about christopher columbus. yell at cars that speed through the neighborhood. be on the lookout for feds 9:57 PM May 18, 2024 134K Views

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Go to McDonald’s.

Trung Phan @TrungTPhan W Subscribe Go to McDonald's. Don't use Uber Eats and skip self-serve kiosk. Order with a cashier. Get a Big Mac but with McChicken patties. Tell him you only want a fresh batch of fries. No salt. Get Coke from the fountain. No bottle. The cola syrup is fresher. Pay cash. Feel the $20 bill. 8:26 PM May 18, 2024 553.7K Views

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Go to a sushi bar. Order the $120 sushi boat all for yourself.

michael @SENSITIVETHUG Go to a sushi bar. Order the $120 sushi boat all for yourself. Drink a sapporo. The big can. Get 4. Make vague digs at "orientals." Tie your tie around your head like a wasted japanese salaryman and sing 80s J-pop hits. Don't tip. 60 9:17 PM May 18, 2024 124.1K Views

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"Go to fucking Moe's Tavern."

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Anthony Bourdain "go to Chipotle"

Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly Follow Go to chipotle. Don't use the app. Get the bowl, double chicken but only tell them that after the first scoop. Get the f------ mild salsa and no lettuce. Get a water cup but fill it with diet coke. 3:00 PM May 18, 2024 733.1K Views

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Anthony Bourdain "Go to a fucking restaurant"

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