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Confusing By Q-Tip -September 11, 2012 There is no wav to tell if this is a standard or metric banana slicer. Additional markings on it would help greatly 2,860 of 3,039 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful Kirk Cameron's banana slicer By Noah - August 7, 2012 If God does not exist, then how is it that a banana fits so perfectly in this banana slicer? CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS! 2,899 of 3,106 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful Just okay By IWonder - August 21, 2012 I would rate this product as just okay. It's kind of cheaply made. But it works better than the hammer l've been using to slice my bananas 2,321 of 2,500 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful
Confusing By Q-Tip -September 11, 2012 There is no wav to tell if this is a standard or metric banana slicer. Additional markings on it would help greatly 2,860 of 3,039 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful Kirk Cameron's banana slicer By Noah - August 7, 2012 If God does not exist, then how is it that a banana fits so perfectly in this banana slicer? CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS! 2,899 of 3,106 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful Just okay By IWonder - August 21, 2012 I would rate this product as just okay. It's kind of cheaply made. But it works better than the hammer l've been using to slice my bananas 2,321 of 2,500 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful

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<Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! By SW3K - March 3, 2011 For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" thev say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a qun!" Backaround check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think l'll call it South Side Story. Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness orn the horizon 43,947 of 44,388 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful
<Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! By SW3K - March 3, 2011 For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" thev say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a qun!" Backaround check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think l'll call it South Side Story. Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness orn the horizon 43,947 of 44,388 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful

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Saved my marriage By Mrs Toledo - July 30, 2012 What can l say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would arque constantlv over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old gil in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to makea change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! 25,017 of 25,522 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful Prew leyt
Saved my marriage By Mrs Toledo - July 30, 2012 What can l say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would arque constantlv over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old gil in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to makea change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! 25,017 of 25,522 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful Prew leyt

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Most Helpful Customer Reviews 18,198 of 18,339 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! By SW3K March 3, 2011 For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that l just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story. Banana slicer..hanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon. 161 Comments | Was this review helpful to you? Yes No 9,223 of 9,304 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Saved my marriage July 30, 2012 By Mrs Toledo What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone. this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! 30 Comments Was this review helpful to you?Yes No
Most Helpful Customer Reviews 18,198 of 18,339 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! By SW3K March 3, 2011 For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that l just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story. Banana slicer..hanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon. 161 Comments | Was this review helpful to you? Yes No 9,223 of 9,304 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Saved my marriage July 30, 2012 By Mrs Toledo What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone. this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! 30 Comments Was this review helpful to you?Yes No

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