Confusing By Q-Tip -September 11, 2012 There is no wav to tell if this is a standard or metric banana slicer. Additional markings on it would help greatly 2,860 of 3,039 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful Kirk Cameron's banana slicer By Noah - August 7, 2012 If God does not exist, then how is it that a banana fits so perfectly in this banana slicer? CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS! 2,899 of 3,106 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful Just okay By IWonder - August 21, 2012 I would rate this product as just okay. It's kind of cheaply made. But it works better than the hammer l've been using to slice my bananas 2,321 of 2,500 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful

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1,469 of 1,498 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Give your morning some tiger's blood., March 3, 2011 By vonbananaslicer See all my reviews Think about it. You have your knife in your hand. You cut the banana. One slice. Two slice. Oh, shoot, that slice was twice as thick as the previous slice. Hmm. Try again. Third slice. My hell, that slice veered off to the side and it's not a banana disc, it's a stupid banana wedge. Oh, and the stupid thing is sticking to the knife. Repeat this over and over, each morning, and what are you left with? A frustrating start to the day, a waste of time, and stupid uneven lumpy banana mess. Start your day with the banana slicer? Even slices. Every time. You would literally have to be blind AND have Parkinson's or ALS or something to mess this up. This banana slicer will literally save you years of time over the course of your life, it is so fast and easy. Not to mention it will save you years of stress. Keep a full head of hair, and keep yourself young and healthy: get the banana slicer. It will inject tiger's blood into your morning routine and might literally melt your face it is so great. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComments (3)

269 of 272 people found the following review helpful By elven - See all my reviews I can't believe I have wasted the first 35 years of my existence on this earth by not having this wonderful banana slicer. All this time I have been standing there at the kitchen counter like a complete IDIOT wasting countless seconds slicing my bananas with a knife. A KNIFE!!!! Can you believe how foolish I was? Listen. This banana slicer will change your life. After slicing a banana, or two, or three (hell slice as many as you want it takes no time at all)you will feel like you have honey badger blood flowing through your veins and have Charlie Sheen DNA Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComment (1)

602 of 611 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ 571B Banana slicer saved my life!, July 31, 2012 By Angela Hamel See all my reviews When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Comments (12)

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<Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! By SW3K - March 3, 2011 For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" thev say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a qun!" Backaround check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think l'll call it South Side Story. Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness orn the horizon 43,947 of 44,388 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful

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Saved my marriage By Mrs Toledo - July 30, 2012 What can l say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would arque constantlv over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old gil in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to makea change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! 25,017 of 25,522 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful Prew leyt

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Most Helpful Customer Reviews 18,198 of 18,339 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! By SW3K March 3, 2011 For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that l just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story. Banana slicer..hanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon. 161 Comments | Was this review helpful to you? Yes No 9,223 of 9,304 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Saved my marriage July 30, 2012 By Mrs Toledo What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone. this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! 30 Comments Was this review helpful to you?Yes No

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