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merlinsuperwholock ikrizia Source: cockringtoss phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess the-mischief-manager phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess highperactive cockringtoss my d--- has a lot in common with the sun nobody likes looking directly at it? It gives people cancer? WOAh woah woah It rises at the crack of dawn? it disappears at night? direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn? it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me? nobody will ever touch it?

merlinsuperwholock ikrizia Source: cockringtoss phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess the-mischief-manager phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess highperactive cockringtoss my d--- has a lot in common with the sun nobody likes looking directly at it? It gives people cancer? WOAh woah woah It rises at the crack of dawn? it disappears at night? direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn? it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me? nobody will ever touch it?

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Different Disney Teaching Techniques

can we discuss jane and belle's different teaching techniques and how jane is teaching tarzan how to read with basic children's books see jane see jane run. while belle on the other hand decides that the first thing beast should learn how to read is shakespeare's romeo and juliet Belle's having none of your uncultured s---.

can we discuss jane and belle's different teaching techniques and how jane is teaching tarzan how to read with basic children's books see jane see jane run. while belle on the other hand decides that the first thing beast should learn how to read is shakespeare's romeo and juliet Belle's having none of your uncultured s---.

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Thank you, Captain Obvious!

booksneak ew.romance moraniarty pwnator kiriloid drloid pelicaneo0s inkiez garrys wife Wow, that case must be JAM packed It'd butter be looks like shes bready to go my flight had better be rye-t on time T'd hate for her to be forced to wheat I bet that costs a lot of dough that case is toastally awesome That case must be handy when you're crumbing and going really knead that bag That suitcase looks ike bread

booksneak ew.romance moraniarty pwnator kiriloid drloid pelicaneo0s inkiez garrys wife Wow, that case must be JAM packed It'd butter be looks like shes bready to go my flight had better be rye-t on time T'd hate for her to be forced to wheat I bet that costs a lot of dough that case is toastally awesome That case must be handy when you're crumbing and going really knead that bag That suitcase looks ike bread

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shikajika stop talking about the royal baby and start talking about how today iniomii ition vrils ieksimxi by sa.kylltists to the pros tili ai dolphins :hli Ally communicate to one-another by name. dolphins have names for eachother this is way cooler than a rich baby by sci entists to the press that dolphins actually

shikajika stop talking about the royal baby and start talking about how today iniomii ition vrils ieksimxi by sa.kylltists to the pros tili ai dolphins :hli Ally communicate to one-another by name. dolphins have names for eachother this is way cooler than a rich baby by sci entists to the press that dolphins actually

pizzasslad :: allmonds ulyssee: cigs4kids what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it I would do a split 40,242 notes け閫

pizzasslad :: allmonds ulyssee: cigs4kids what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it I would do a split 40,242 notes け閫

padasp8irsbowtie togamisnipple instead of firting guys should just start doing weird complex dances in colorful outfits to seduce us like most birds of paradise do to attract mates That was the 70's

padasp8irsbowtie togamisnipple instead of firting guys should just start doing weird complex dances in colorful outfits to seduce us like most birds of paradise do to attract mates That was the 70's

theodorepython lordgrumpy adamusprime: you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet at a friend's house During a fancy party. And that's the only bathroom. And there's a line. what depths of hell did you guys spawn from

theodorepython lordgrumpy adamusprime: you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet at a friend's house During a fancy party. And that's the only bathroom. And there's a line. what depths of hell did you guys spawn from

ittlebrittykittycat bitches dont know.about my -rod bitches dont know.about my -rod Current Mood #my mood is always varying shades of Marik Ishtar I think we all know what feeling 50 shades of Marik Ishtar that pictures more like 50 shades of F------ DONE FiEty of Forking Also featuring Bakura ITS F------ GOTTEN BETTER

ittlebrittykittycat bitches dont know.about my -rod bitches dont know.about my -rod Current Mood #my mood is always varying shades of Marik Ishtar I think we all know what feeling 50 shades of Marik Ishtar that pictures more like 50 shades of F------ DONE FiEty of Forking Also featuring Bakura ITS F------ GOTTEN BETTER

markoatiss riddlemetom when blogs have the full correctly spelled name of a person or character as the url

markoatiss riddlemetom when blogs have the full correctly spelled name of a person or character as the url

pizza: "everyone wants a slice of me"

louis-likes boys you April 7th 2013, 6:34:13 pm- a few seconds ago 1,084 imiob pizza rmiob: I just want pizza everyone wants a slice of me Source: rlmjob You louis-likes-boys April 7th 2013, 6:34:07 pm a few seconds ago eaberts 7,864 pizza eaberts i smell pizza but nobody made pizza i'm about to shower dw the smell will go away soon EVERY TIME I TALK ABOUT PIZZA YOU SHOW UP AND CYBERBULLY ME Source : egberts #OH MY GOD #AGAIN

louis-likes boys you April 7th 2013, 6:34:13 pm- a few seconds ago 1,084 imiob pizza rmiob: I just want pizza everyone wants a slice of me Source: rlmjob You louis-likes-boys April 7th 2013, 6:34:07 pm a few seconds ago eaberts 7,864 pizza eaberts i smell pizza but nobody made pizza i'm about to shower dw the smell will go away soon EVERY TIME I TALK ABOUT PIZZA YOU SHOW UP AND CYBERBULLY ME Source : egberts #OH MY GOD #AGAIN

oroblancoS bugwork "lt is common for koalas to roam back to their home range afterwards and become confused to find nothing there A worker noticed a koala had been sitting stationary in broad daylight on top of wood piles for over an hour my heart just broke Sources speakerforthetree

oroblancoS bugwork "lt is common for koalas to roam back to their home range afterwards and become confused to find nothing there A worker noticed a koala had been sitting stationary in broad daylight on top of wood piles for over an hour my heart just broke Sources speakerforthetree

CALIF RNIR NEVADA aezi allhailmeenah: foxbabies rndy At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada Califormia state line actualily runs through the swimming pool Fun fact: Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra. This is cool as f--- cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to Califomia or that your penis reaches all the way to California there are two kinds of people in this world actually there are more than two

CALIF RNIR NEVADA aezi allhailmeenah: foxbabies rndy At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada Califormia state line actualily runs through the swimming pool Fun fact: Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra. This is cool as f--- cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to Califomia or that your penis reaches all the way to California there are two kinds of people in this world actually there are more than two

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what do you call ur ex-boyfriend's d---

what do you call ur ex-boyfriend's d---

Things you won't understand unless you are in Legend of Zelda: The Timeline Earthbound: What Giygas is Skullgirls: Why people find Painwheel cute Dangan Ronpa: Who or what Monobear is trying to do Yugioh Zexal: Why people say later seasons are like Madoka with card games Homestuck: Homestuck (Add more to the list if you can!))

Things you won't understand unless you are in Legend of Zelda: The Timeline Earthbound: What Giygas is Skullgirls: Why people find Painwheel cute Dangan Ronpa: Who or what Monobear is trying to do Yugioh Zexal: Why people say later seasons are like Madoka with card games Homestuck: Homestuck (Add more to the list if you can!))

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you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures something is always touching you you can always see your nose your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does you can't imagine a new colour this ruined my life

you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures something is always touching you you can always see your nose your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does you can't imagine a new colour this ruined my life

houndoom im going to find a way to delete every picture of me that has ever existed except for this one and then im going to fake my own death in a really shocking way so that it makes national news and then media outlets will have no pictures of me besides this one to use causing this picture to be on televisions and newspapers across the nation

houndoom im going to find a way to delete every picture of me that has ever existed except for this one and then im going to fake my own death in a really shocking way so that it makes national news and then media outlets will have no pictures of me besides this one to use causing this picture to be on televisions and newspapers across the nation

infinite-nutella-unicorns roastpo Source: deidaracchi laugh-addict today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was "oh not again" AGAIN? FREAKING AGAIN? 157,081 notes は v

infinite-nutella-unicorns roastpo Source: deidaracchi laugh-addict today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was "oh not again" AGAIN? FREAKING AGAIN? 157,081 notes は v

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on rid not sure if i should eat this strawberry are we all just ignoring the fact that he looks like tiger woods uhm That cat-chicken really wants the strawberry DID YOU JUST CALL JOLTEON A CAT CHICKEN

on rid not sure if i should eat this strawberry are we all just ignoring the fact that he looks like tiger woods uhm That cat-chicken really wants the strawberry DID YOU JUST CALL JOLTEON A CAT CHICKEN

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About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers. levindis levindis So if it isn't you It's probably me Noted. And by the way, you're almost out of milk THAT WASN'T FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers. levindis levindis So if it isn't you It's probably me Noted. And by the way, you're almost out of milk THAT WASN'T FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE