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I wonder what that "B' could stand for? /s

The host is not shy in letting the audience know what he thinks about his ex-wife

The host is not shy in letting the audience know what he thinks about his ex-wife

Why don't you have a seat over there?

An officer reminds Super Grover that he isn't allowed within 50 feet of any children anymore

An officer reminds Super Grover that he isn't allowed within 50 feet of any children anymore

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Shoutouts to TESTMACORONI

Guy Smiley will do anything up to and including performing vaudeville to convince random strangers to give him a b------

Guy Smiley will do anything up to and including performing vaudeville to convince random strangers to give him a b------

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Gotta Hurt!

On one hand, the sting from the Paper Wasp was excruciating, and Grover felt the need to go to the hospital. On the other hand, he thought that his nose might feel like a t---- if he grabbed it

On one hand, the sting from the Paper Wasp was excruciating, and Grover felt the need to go to the hospital. On the other hand, he thought that his nose might feel like a t---- if he grabbed it

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"It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all. It's the erection I got from doing it."

"It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all It's the erection I got from doing it."

"It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all It's the erection I got from doing it."

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Rapture

After the rapture, Big Bird and Snuffy find themselves before the great white throne of judgement. Having no chance of salvation at this point, Big Bird seizes on the opportunity to tell Christ to go f--- himself in persorn

After the rapture, Big Bird and Snuffy find themselves before the great white throne of judgement. Having no chance of salvation at this point, Big Bird seizes on the opportunity to tell Christ to go f--- himself in persorn

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Bert and Ernie write "privilege" on a card and dangle it over a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach

Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege" on a card and dangle it over the heads of a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach.

Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege" on a card and dangle it over the heads of a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach.

Sesame Street - We're Amazing 1, 2, 3!, A Story About Friendship And Autism - Chinese Version

Princess Zhoulia of China Builds Her Wall Around Mongolia "This Will Keep Out The Pesky Mongol Scum!" She Says, "Excellent!" Says Elmo Manchu Twirling His Long Mustache, "She's Just Like Her Father, The Dragon Emperor!" Said Zhoulia's Mom, Princess Zhoulia Lets Out A Witch-Like Cackle, While Elmo Manchu Laughs Insanely,

Princess Zhoulia of China Builds Her Wall Around Mongolia "This Will Keep Out The Pesky Mongol Scum!" She Says, "Excellent!" Says Elmo Manchu Twirling His Long Mustache, "She's Just Like Her Father, The Dragon Emperor!" Said Zhoulia's Mom, Princess Zhoulia Lets Out A Witch-Like Cackle, While Elmo Manchu Laughs Insanely,

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There are certain rules in this household!

No cookie okies? SESAME STREET Cookie Monster is given a reason to disown and kick out his son.

No cookie okies? SESAME STREET Cookie Monster is given a reason to disown and kick out his son.

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They Finally Got him.

Kaiju Kermit reaches for one last victim as he is being subdued by Japans new weapon, an electrified net soaked in the poison from the Puffer Fish

Kaiju Kermit reaches for one last victim as he is being subdued by Japans new weapon, an electrified net soaked in the poison from the Puffer Fish

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Japan's monster movies are getting weirder

wochit Kermit was visiting Japan when North Korea sent another nuclear missile flying overhead. A combination of shoddy engineering and reckless behavior resulted in Kermit becoming the latest Kaiju to devour the citizens of Tokyo.

wochit Kermit was visiting Japan when North Korea sent another nuclear missile flying overhead. A combination of shoddy engineering and reckless behavior resulted in Kermit becoming the latest Kaiju to devour the citizens of Tokyo.

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Joel's lost brother

Rejected by botn his mother and his father, the abomination spent it's life attempting to escape the freak show known as reality.

Rejected by botn his mother and his father, the abomination spent it's life attempting to escape the freak show known as reality.

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See ya!

Elmo pulls the halo off of an angel and watches them fall into the depths of Hell.

Elmo pulls the halo off of an angel and watches them fall into the depths of Hell.

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Now who's he going to use for a pillow?

NTR Ernie tries to convince his friend that life is still worth living even if they killed off his waifu in the anime.

NTR Ernie tries to convince his friend that life is still worth living even if they killed off his waifu in the anime.

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Advice from farmer Ernie.

Farmer Ernie says the only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber.

Farmer Ernie says the only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber.

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Social Justice Muppet

SESAME STREET g The Count reminds a mentally ill teenage tumblrina how many genders exist.

SESAME STREET g The Count reminds a mentally ill teenage tumblrina how many genders exist.

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R.I.P Mr Johnson

SESAME STREET OT Grover was bitten by a radioactive spider to become SpiderMuppet. Mr. Johnson was bitten by a retarded muppet in a constume to become dead.

SESAME STREET OT Grover was bitten by a radioactive spider to become SpiderMuppet. Mr. Johnson was bitten by a retarded muppet in a constume to become dead.

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That did the trick!

After failing to Kill someone when he dropped a penny from the Empire State Building, Grover celebrates when a sack of rocks does the trick.

After failing to Kill someone when he dropped a penny from the Empire State Building, Grover celebrates when a sack of rocks does the trick.

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The sad realization

BMW.TV Cookie Monster's dream of being an Uber driver is quickly shattered by the realization that everyone in his world lives on the same f------ street.

BMW.TV Cookie Monster's dream of being an Uber driver is quickly shattered by the realization that everyone in his world lives on the same f------ street.

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So he used literally corretly...

Bert was not ioking when he told Ernie he was going to "literally hit him with a f------ piano if he woke him up for some menial b------- one more time"

Bert was not ioking when he told Ernie he was going to "literally hit him with a f------ piano if he woke him up for some menial b------- one more time"

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