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With Ernie furiously masturbating just inches away, Bert finds it difficult to enjoy his book.

With Ernie furiously masturbating just inches away, Bert finds it difficult to enjoy his book.

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"Elmo's World"

The very fabric of reality slowly melts away as Elmo takes Bath Salts for the first time

The very fabric of reality slowly melts away as Elmo takes Bath Salts for the first time

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I cannot scream

Forever condemned to living an endless life within a lifeless shell, Bert cannot scream or cry as he watches the deaths of everyone he loves, followed by the gradual destruction of the universe and existence itself.

Forever condemned to living an endless life within a lifeless shell, Bert cannot scream or cry as he watches the deaths of everyone he loves, followed by the gradual destruction of the universe and existence itself.

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Street Drama

Abby and Elmo chant, "Alex, Alex, Alex..." until a blinding flash of light envelopes Sesame Street. When their eyes adjust, Keemstar is standing before them shouting, "STUPID F------ N-----!" With Abby and Elmos help, Keem hunts down Gordon and proceeds to dox him and make twitter videos threatening to fight him

Abby and Elmo chant, "Alex, Alex, Alex..." until a blinding flash of light envelopes Sesame Street. When their eyes adjust, Keemstar is standing before them shouting, "STUPID F------ N-----!" With Abby and Elmos help, Keem hunts down Gordon and proceeds to dox him and make twitter videos threatening to fight him

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You know the drill

Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

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Have you Seen Kyle?

0 Bert and Ernie are almost ready to head to the big Neo-Nazi meetup.

0 Bert and Ernie are almost ready to head to the big Neo-Nazi meetup.

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Smash Bros. Bertstrip

Duck Hunt begs Daddy Sakurai for mercy after being nerfed to the point in which the duo is unplayable.

Duck Hunt begs Daddy Sakurai for mercy after being nerfed to the point in which the duo is unplayable.

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Jam it in time

As the space-time continuum began to tear apart, Ernie realized an unprocessed rod of ununtrium was not the best makeshift dildo to stick inside Bert.

As the space-time continuum began to tear apart, Ernie realized an unprocessed rod of ununtrium was not the best makeshift dildo to stick inside Bert.

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The Magic Number

20 The Count reminds the girl what her age will be on the travel documents.

20 The Count reminds the girl what her age will be on the travel documents.

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Got a Gun

Thinking that his country was letting in too many immigrants, the Swedish chef decides to take matters into his own hands.

Thinking that his country was letting in too many immigrants, the Swedish chef decides to take matters into his own hands.

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Triggered

For mocking his people's slavery under the Pharoahs,the Count uses his vile jew sorcery to directly attack Bert's credit score

For mocking his people's slavery under the Pharoahs,the Count uses his vile jew sorcery to directly attack Bert's credit score

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That's not a rubber duckie.

Ernie scans the horizons for the watchful eyes of meddling parents before escaping with his latest victim C)

Ernie scans the horizons for the watchful eyes of meddling parents before escaping with his latest victim C)

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He didn't notice the missing piece of his head until a local hooker accidentally groped his brain.

SESAME STREET It has been six days since Big Bird injected black tar heroin directly into his right eyeball. Finally fully conscious, he finds himself in Baghdad, Iraq with nothing but a used hypodermic needle and a Sesame Street sign He doubts the needle is even his.

SESAME STREET It has been six days since Big Bird injected black tar heroin directly into his right eyeball. Finally fully conscious, he finds himself in Baghdad, Iraq with nothing but a used hypodermic needle and a Sesame Street sign He doubts the needle is even his.

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So that's why he never smiles a lot.

Joan, Ernie, and some hobo, all laugh at the sight of Bert's micropenis

Joan, Ernie, and some hobo, all laugh at the sight of Bert's micropenis

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Go Speed Murder Gooo!!!

SESAME STREET Elmo cheers as the bomb he placed in Jeff Gordon's motor activates, causing a ear-bleeding loud explosion, causing the car to go up in flames as other racers end up crashing into the flaming wreckage.

SESAME STREET Elmo cheers as the bomb he placed in Jeff Gordon's motor activates, causing a ear-bleeding loud explosion, causing the car to go up in flames as other racers end up crashing into the flaming wreckage.

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Kermitabalism

By the time Kermit had wrenched the bottle of cyanide away from his son's lips it was too late, his own son having accidentally fallen victim to the same poison Kermit had given to so many other children. Kermit stared down at the child's body with a clinical eye and considered his options. Of course the death of his own son was regrettable, but after murdering and cannibalizing so many strangers' children, it would be downright hypocritical to let his offspring's flesh go to waste.

By the time Kermit had wrenched the bottle of cyanide away from his son's lips it was too late, his own son having accidentally fallen victim to the same poison Kermit had given to so many other children. Kermit stared down at the child's body with a clinical eye and considered his options. Of course the death of his own son was regrettable, but after murdering and cannibalizing so many strangers' children, it would be downright hypocritical to let his offspring's flesh go to waste.

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Fist

Piggy bites her tounge as her submissive speaks out of turn. Kermit's anus will bear the brunt of her fist tonight.

Piggy bites her tounge as her submissive speaks out of turn. Kermit's anus will bear the brunt of her fist tonight.

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That's some weird fetish.

Kermit can only scream as Miss Piggy proceeds to viciously sodomize him on stage.

Kermit can only scream as Miss Piggy proceeds to viciously sodomize him on stage.

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Big Bird forces Snuffy to fight his daughter to death for entertainment of the crowd and a share of money from bets.

Big Bird forces Snuffy to fight his daughter to death for entertainment of the crowd and a share of money from bets.

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Bert proceeds to show Ernie all the f---- he will give this month

Bert proceeds to show Ernie all the f---- he will give this month

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